waltappel 1 #1 August 2, 2007 I'm thinking the son removed the worms from the body so he could go fishing. I could be wrong, though. Walt From http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0135228220070802 Woman kept dead husband by bed for a year Thu Aug 2, 2007 10:43AM EDT MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A woman in Mexico City kept the body of her dead husband by her bedside for a year until neighbors, disturbed by the smell, called the police. Police broke down Mercedes Velarde's door on Tuesday and found the putrefied body of her husband Edmundo on the floor of her bedroom. Authorities said on Wednesday they were investigating Velarde's claim her husband died of natural causes. They believe the man, in his early 60s, had mental problems that may have been linked to his death. Local media reported that Velarde's son regularly helped remove worms infesting his father's body. Police could not confirm the reports but said her two adult children knew their mother was keeping the body. The family is being examined by a psychiatrist. After an autopsy, the family could face criminal charges or be sent to a psychiatric hospital. Authorities said hiding a dead person, even a family member, is a crime. "Yes, these people have psychological problems, (but) they hid a corpse. Even if it is a family member, they committed a crime," Veronica Sanchez at the Mexico City attorney general's office told Reuters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sriddy 0 #2 August 2, 2007 Is that an upgrade from an ant farm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #3 August 2, 2007 Looks like she wanted a cold one while she was in bed.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 August 2, 2007 Quote Police broke down Mercedes Velarde's door on Tuesday and found the putrefied body of her husband Edmundo on the floor of her bedroom. Ummm "putrefied"??? I'm not sure I want to know what THAT means! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 August 2, 2007 Quote Is that an upgrade from an ant farm? You are obviously a journeyman wiseass. I salute you!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 August 2, 2007 From Wikipedia: Quote Putrefaction is the decomposition of proteins, especially by anaerobic microorganisms. The result is usually amines such as putrescine and cadaverine, which have a putrid odor. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 August 2, 2007 How about, "The family that decays together stays together"? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sriddy 0 #8 August 2, 2007 The wife still saying "I swear its like I'm talking to a brick wall" "I bust my ass keeping this house together and all you do is lay around." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #9 August 2, 2007 More wiseass comments..... Yeah he doesn't lift a finger to help around the house. or Personally I think he made a grave mistake regarding our sex life and it just killed the mood.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #10 August 2, 2007 kept him around as thats the longest a man been in the same house with her without an argument.SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikhail 0 #11 August 2, 2007 QuoteThey believe the man, in his early 60s, had mental problems that may have been linked to his death. The wife has mental problems, not the husband. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote They believe the man, in his early 60s, had mental problems that may have been linked to his death. The wife has mental problems, not the husband. The husband doesn't have any problems. He's dead. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 773 #13 August 3, 2007 Maybe she was lovin the rigamortis actionDude had the ultimate stiffy I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote They believe the man, in his early 60s, had mental problems that may have been linked to his death. The wife has mental problems, not the husband. The husband doesn't have any problems. He's dead. ________________________________ ...and out of his misery!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 August 3, 2007 woman: What's the big deal?... he's been dead in bed since we got married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #16 August 3, 2007 Guess the husband was no longer driving Mercedes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 August 3, 2007 Quote woman: What's the big deal?... he's been dead in bed since we got married. Been years since he was THAT hard! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #18 August 3, 2007 Once she had dead, she never wanted to get out of bed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #19 August 3, 2007 "Edmundo ees dead?? No, I don believe!- I tole dat laysee crapadore hees no leaving until hee feexes da toilet and feenishes to pain da bedroom!"Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
