another drunk thread

[auburnguy 0]

How can i survive on 2$ for the next 5 days. and dont say ramen. Im trying to save up my money to jump at the farm.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[johndh1 0]

Change your two $1.00 bills and plant eight Quarter trees, there, Jack.

Roll Tide Roll

[airtwardo 6]

Get some oregano and some sandwich bags...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[johndh1 0]

If you're smart and responsible, three condoms?

Roll Tide Roll

[MagicGuy 0]

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Get some oregano and some sandwich bags...

Priceless...

[akarunway 1]

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Change your two $1.00 bills and plant eight Quarter trees, there, Jack.

What if he has a $2 dollar bill?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[turtlespeed 212]

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How can i survive on 2$ for the next 5 days. and dont say ramen. Im trying to save up my money to jump at the farm.

Ramen

5 for 1.00

so you can get 10

that's 2 meals a day for 5 days.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[denete 2]

See if Danielle will buy you a jump ticket.

[Cashmanimal 0]

Don't eat. Drink lots of water. Take vitamin C. Eat a few pieces of fruit a day.

I did it for 5 straight days. Not for the same reasons, but it is possible. For a few days afterwards, you will eat less and in turn save yourself even more $$.

It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye

[karenmeal 0]

Become a man-whore.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[airtwardo 6]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/15272/donating_plasma_for_money.html

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Become a man-whore.

Damnt that's what I was gonna say.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Grips 0]

I'm glad I didn't start this thread...again.

[Zep 0]

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Don't eat. Drink lots of water. Take vitamin C. Eat a few pieces of fruit a day.

I did it for 5 straight days. Not for the same reasons, but it is possible. For a few days afterwards, you will eat less and in turn save yourself even more $$.

Great advice except his laundry bill then becomes 10$

Gone fishing

[SpeedRacer 1]

IT SUCKS I HAVE TO GO TO work tomorroe. & work like 10 hours & then come back in late at night & then agian early in the morning.

Speed Racer
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