johndh1 0 #101 September 15, 2007 Quote Feels really nice At the risk of having my man-card pulled, I'll admit to having been a bit curious in my time. After certain experimentation, I came to the resounding conclusion that the anus is most certainly erogenous. Thanks to you I just had Jack & Coke coming out my nose! They'll never wrestle the card away from anyone with balls that big! Salute!Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #102 September 15, 2007 Quote One qiestion...ya gotta pay extra for that?! No it's free (national health service) hence the monstrosity of a doctor, If I had to pay I'm make sure it is sexy female doctor an enjoy it Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki32 1 #103 September 16, 2007 Funny this subject came up, I was just talking about it yesterday. I "ruined" my ex bf by asking to try this on him, since I never have done that before. Turns out he got spoiled and couldnt cum unless I put my finger in the poo hole every time! I feel really bad for the next chick he dates! Poetry don't work on whores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #104 September 16, 2007 How YOU doin?... http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/giant-japanese-thumb-wants-mobile-phone-games-297935.php Damn! How do you make those things highlight?!Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #105 September 16, 2007 QuoteHow YOU doin?... http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/giant-japanese-thumb-wants-mobile-phone-games-297935.php Damn! How do you make those things highlight?!TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #106 September 16, 2007 "every other scumbag ! " Wow,,u have a way with the women ,,,,, Oh Loook , its the world record team,,I think they want you, seems the next world record cant be done without you ! Holy shit,,you are the shit !! Whats next? the cover of Skydiving? say it aint so!! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #107 September 16, 2007 Errr...uhhh...I lost my train of thought.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #108 September 16, 2007 Quote Funny this subject came up, I was just talking about it yesterday. I "ruined" my ex bf by asking to try this on him, since I never have done that before. Turns out he got spoiled and couldnt cum unless I put my finger in the poo hole every time! I feel really bad for the next chick he dates! So are you going to make a habbit of this or what? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #109 September 17, 2007 Best orgasm ever www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #110 September 17, 2007 Quote "every other scumbag ! " Wow,,u have a way with the women ,,,,, Oh Loook , its the world record team,,I think they want you, seems the next world record cant be done without you ! Holy shit,,you are the shit !! Whats next? the cover of Skydiving? say it aint so!! I dont even know what that means nor am I gonna waste the time trying to understand what this is nor do I care... Next....Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki32 1 #111 September 17, 2007 Quote Quote Funny this subject came up, I was just talking about it yesterday. I "ruined" my ex bf by asking to try this on him, since I never have done that before. Turns out he got spoiled and couldnt cum unless I put my finger in the poo hole every time! I feel really bad for the next chick he dates! So are you going to make a habbit of this or what? What, ruining men? I think I see a trend there. Poetry don't work on whores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #112 September 17, 2007 Let's not go all Speaker's Corner here . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #113 September 17, 2007 Why not? That's when it's most fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #114 September 17, 2007 Quote here... i reworded it so it actually sounds like it could be fun.... Quote You wouldn't enjoy a sexy woman gently sliding small beads connected by a thin piece of soft nylon into your lower hind parts and slowly withdrawing them while wrapping her beautiful lips around your member and massaging your testicles with the other hand? Wow... That's hot! You wanna be my victim? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #115 September 17, 2007 Quote Quote here... i reworded it so it actually sounds like it could be fun.... Quote You wouldn't enjoy a sexy woman gently sliding small beads connected by a thin piece of soft nylon into your lower hind parts and slowly withdrawing them while wrapping her beautiful lips around your member and massaging your testicles with the other hand? Wow... That's hot! You wanna be my victim? Hey what he wrote is Plagiarism in it's worst form, He's stolen my words an now benefiting from them.I want my share of you women Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #116 September 18, 2007 Quote I would say I have never had one, but I am curious I refuse to reply on the grounds that it may -oh hell. Lady Dyver has small fingers"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #117 September 18, 2007 Quote Quote I would say I have never had one, but I am curious I refuse to reply on the grounds that it may -oh hell. Lady Dyver has small fingers Are you suggesting she has smelly fingers?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airkid 0 #118 September 18, 2007 ok... i really don't think it was plagiarism, i am the one with an artistic talent with words.... not you.... and shari.... as long as you don't have a heart attack when you see me naked... you can do what ever you want to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #119 September 18, 2007 i completely disagree."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #120 September 18, 2007 >>So you wouldn't be OK with a chick shoving up your ass a load of small plastic balls connected by a nylon filament an slowly pulling them out whilst she's giving you a hand or blow job Would that be called a rip chord? or does a rip chord require a handle which gets pulled at the right time like you're starting a lawnmower?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #121 September 18, 2007 Quote and shari.... as long as you don't have a heart attack when you see me naked... you can do what ever you want to me... Mmmm... Young and trainable Marine. By the way, when are you coming back to the states, or are already here and I missed it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #122 September 18, 2007 You wanna ruin me?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airkid 0 #123 September 19, 2007 still got just shy of a month... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firephoto 0 #124 September 26, 2007 I haven't been to DZ.com in a while and this thread is exactly why DZ.com is so much better than RC.com. This si the funniest sh@t I have read in a really long time. As for me no I haven't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #125 September 26, 2007 I dare you to post it on RC.comDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
