normiss 733 #1 January 3, 2008 what excuse have you or would you use with the EMT and hospital? enough of hijacking someone else's thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 3, 2008 No excuse. Its covered on my medical and if I burn in my life insurance still pays out to my wife. Otherwise it would have been a motorcycle accident on my cool bike.Although if I'm killed at work my wife would get nearly 10x's the payout for the life insurance. So if I burn in cut my rig off and put me in my work clothes. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #3 January 3, 2008 Quote what excuse have you or would you use with the EMT and hospital? enough of hijacking someone else's thread... I told them I fell off a roof. Broken wrist in two places, double compound to the tib, fib out the bottom and side of my foot. What I didnt tell them was I fell off the roof after landing on it. Level 5 on radio, dont ask long story.,....a good one but long... still hurts today 15 years later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivingbob 0 #4 January 3, 2008 Quote my cool bike. You must be a sport bike rider. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #5 January 3, 2008 alledgedly I would say that I fell off of my parents deck while trying to reach something in a tree. The ground was uneven where I landed and I twisted my ankle.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 January 3, 2008 QuoteNo excuse. Its covered on my medical and if I burn in my life insurance still pays out to my wife. What he said... only I don't have a wife and currently my policy pays out to my parents... I don't remember which one...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #7 January 3, 2008 WOW--that was impressive! You can't throw out all that good information and then say, "don't ask"--so, do tell!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #8 January 3, 2008 I tried it once, but I have a cool doc. He asked what happened to me. My shoulder (not the one I eventually had surgery on) was hurting and had this weird thing going on. So I told him I was playing catch running half forward and backwards to catch a ball and tripped over a curb and landed on my arm. He asked if I was running 30mph...I said yes! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 January 3, 2008 Quote No excuse. Its covered on my medical and if I burn in my life insurance still pays out to my wife. Otherwise it would have been a motorcycle accident on my cool bike.Although if I'm killed at work my wife would get nearly 10x's the payout for the life insurance. So if I burn in cut my rig off and put me in my work clothes. Mostly what he said, except for the "at work" thing. My health insurance, life insurance, and accidental death insurance all pay in the event of a skydiving accident. The accidental death pays 3x if I'm out of town for work, or something like that (not sure of the details, but my policies are sufficient to ensure my daughter is taken care of financially regardless). Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #10 January 3, 2008 QuoteNo excuse. Its covered on my medical and if I burn in my life insurance still pays out QuoteAlthough if I'm killed at work my guy would get nearly 10x's the payout for the life insurance. Me too... in fact I just saw a clause that if I am ever in a car accident and I was wearing a factory installed seat belt an extra $25,000 will be added to my existing policy. Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #11 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote my cool bike. You must be a sport bike rider. You pegged it... aggiedave's sport bikeMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #12 January 3, 2008 I told them I had slipped while climbing. After I came clean, hospital personnel suggestedd I add several more feet for the length of fall on the accident report.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 51 #13 January 3, 2008 I jump when I'm on business trips. If I go in then, my life insurance payout would be pretty big. If they knew, they'd have something to say about it, I'm sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 January 3, 2008 Its like I told my wife once a while back..."well, if I'm killed at work then you could take 10-grand and just blow it all on hats..." Too bad she didn't get the movie reference. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 January 3, 2008 Fell off the roof mid-coitusDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #16 January 3, 2008 QuoteWOW--that was impressive! You can't throw out all that good information and then say, "don't ask"--so, do tell! Ok I will post it in another thread, guess it might have some educational value as well....It is a long one so be ready.. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #17 January 3, 2008 I've had two injuries requiring a trip to the ER, surgery and follow up care. I never lied to the doctors, nurses, ER staff, etc and I've never had any real issues with my employer provided insurance. However, when the insurance company's law firm sent out the form asking what happened (to see if there is anyone THEY can sue) I just said "I fell" and left it at that. If they really want to know, they can look at my medical records. I do know someone who had a serious accident that involved airlifting, intensive care, multiple surgeries, etc. He found out the hard way that his insurance had a "dangerous sports" exclusion. I've tried unsuccessfully more than once since then to get a copy of my health insurance policy to read all the fine print. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 January 3, 2008 I've never been really hurt but the time I did go get an ankle x-ray, I just let it drop with "I fell" end of storyYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #19 January 3, 2008 It was an arm fracture from someone flying her canopy into me while I was on the ground. I told the doc that I was playing football. I told the PT what really happened.Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 January 3, 2008 Quote Quote WOW--that was impressive! You can't throw out all that good information and then say, "don't ask"--so, do tell! Ok I will post it in another thread, guess it might have some educational value as well....It is a long one so be ready.. LOL It probably belongs in the scary stories thread in the history forum. I know I know, already a long thread with loads of funny stories... It's one of the best reads in the entire forum! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 January 3, 2008 QuoteIt probably belongs in the scary stories thread in the history forum. I know I know, already a long thread with loads of funny stories... It's one of the best reads in the entire forum! You're so wrong here. Its the best read on the entire website!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #22 January 3, 2008 OK you two... post a LINK!!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 January 3, 2008 Here ya go: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=270299;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25; Its been a while since that thread has been active, it needs to be brought back up and added upon. You know someone could go through that forum and put together a fun filled book of skydiving stories. The "other" side of the sports history that you won't see in the USPA's museum.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 January 3, 2008 Don't forget to call everybody you know while waiting on medical assitance to arrive. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #25 January 3, 2008 Is it just me, or is everyone here saying it's ok to defraud your insurance co.? What happened to integrity and honor? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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