DangerRoo 0 #26 March 12, 2008 Quote Like I NEED any encouragement! alright fine, I take back my atta girl to you, well enjoy yourself (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 March 12, 2008 Q: Why can't blondes pass their driving tests? A: Because every time the car stops they jump in the back seat. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 March 12, 2008 A blonde is struggling to use a wire to unlock the car door. She has struggled with it for a while and a person asks if she needs any help. "No, thanks. I think I've almost got it." Then a voice from the inside of the car says, "Just a little more to the left." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #29 March 12, 2008 Quote A blonde told me last night that it was amazing that the sun suddenly started staying out longer.I asked her if she set her clocks ahead for daylight savings and she said "Yes, but that has nothing to do with the sun." You're serious?... WoW is all I can say. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #30 March 12, 2008 Quote I think the "yo mama's so fat" jokes are way funnier... Yo mama so fat it takes 80 days to travel around her. Yo mama so fat, when she sits in the tub the water in the toilet goes up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote A blonde told me last night that it was amazing that the sun suddenly started staying out longer.I asked her if she set her clocks ahead for daylight savings and she said "Yes, but that has nothing to do with the sun." You're serious?... WoW is all I can say. the internet has reached critical mass... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #32 March 12, 2008 Q: Whats an intelligent blonde? A: A Golden Retreiver.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #33 March 12, 2008 Q: Why did the Blond wear high-heel shoes? A1: She was once told by her mother to never sell herself short. A2: She liked having handles.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Like I NEED any encouragement! alright fine, I take back my atta girl to you, well enjoy yourself Q: What do blondes and cow patties have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #35 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Like I NEED any encouragement! alright fine, I take back my atta girl to you, well enjoy yourself Q: What do blondes and cow patties have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Hey, that's good news for you, Turtle. Try hitting on the 90 year old Golden Girls and you might finally get lucky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #36 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Like I NEED any encouragement! alright fine, I take back my atta girl to you, well enjoy yourself Q: What do blondes and cow patties have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Hey, that's good news for you, Turtle. Try hitting on the 90 year old Golden Girls and you might finally get lucky. Don't be bitter. What does a blonde and a a stamp have in common? You get them wet, stick 'em, and send them offI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #37 March 12, 2008 QuoteHey, that's good news for you, Turtle. Try hitting on the 90 year old Golden Girls and you might finally get lucky. Can I try?? So Sartre, How YOU doin.. (Did it work?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #38 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Hey, that's good news for you, Turtle. Try hitting on the 90 year old Golden Girls and you might finally get lucky. Can I try?? So Sartre, How YOU doin.. (Did it work?) Ok - I'll wing man for you on this one to . . . I'll take Jewels.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #39 March 12, 2008 Aww, how cute. The boys are sticking up for each other. DAMN I look good for 90. I look good for 43, but I look FANTASTIC for 90.And as easy as I must be, being blonde and old and all, I'd still say a great big HELL NO to both of you!Now Cocheese, on the other hand........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 March 13, 2008 Quote Q: What's blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde? A: A blonde doing cartwheels. Nuh-uh...i'm waxed...not a bit of dark hair on me anymore.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #41 March 13, 2008 Quote Quote Q: What's blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde? A: A blonde doing cartwheels. Nuh-uh...i'm waxed...not a bit of dark hair on me anymore.... You bleached your pubes???"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imthegerm 0 #42 March 13, 2008 what do you call that useless piece of skin at the end of a penis? A man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 March 13, 2008 Quote You bleached your pubes??? Umm....no. Wax the pubes...which means blonde hair on the head and no pubes. Geeze, are you blonde or something??? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #44 March 13, 2008 Quote Quote You bleached your pubes??? Umm....no. Wax the pubes...which means blonde hair on the head and no pubes. Geeze, are you blonde or something??? Well, I thought only porn stars waxed their pubes... oh wait, are you a porn star? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #45 March 13, 2008 Quote what do you call that useless piece of skin at the end of a penis? A man But the 'useless' man kills spiders. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imthegerm 0 #46 March 13, 2008 So true-I knew they were good for something! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #47 March 13, 2008 QuoteWell, I thought only porn stars waxed their pubes... oh wait, are you a porn star? I guess i could be...all i need is to find someone willing to video. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #48 March 13, 2008 Quote Quote Well, I thought only porn stars waxed their pubes... oh wait, are you a porn star? I guess i could be...all i need is to find someone willing to video. I bet by this time tomorrow there's a line of vidiots outside your door with references in hand. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #49 March 13, 2008 Billy, YOU video, I'LL co-star. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #50 March 13, 2008 Quote Billy, YOU video, I'LL co-star. Now what good is a 1 minute video going to be??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
