Bolas 5 #101 April 1, 2008 Quote Quote Rule #1 - No Redheads!! They are temperamental, moody and generally more trouble than they are worth. Them girls are nothing but trouble I tell you. (Oh.. Hi Belinda - Welcome to the forums) Redheads and teachers. Just asking fo' trouble. So if there was a redheaded stripper from Alabama who was a teacher during the day both Happythoughts and Thanatos would not be interested. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #102 April 1, 2008 Quote So if there was a redheaded stripper from Alabama who was a teacher during the day both Happythoughts and Thanatos would not be interested. Obviously a woman with too busy a schedule to proper construct me a sammich. I try to only date crazy women, but I have my limitations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #103 April 1, 2008 Dammit, Jay! This didn't turn into a redhead bashing session until YOU showed up! And I don't appreciate being lumped into the same category as strippers and women from Alabama. You know I'm your favorite redhead, admit it. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #104 April 1, 2008 QuoteYou've always caught my eye, because i dig red heads. Paul, Have we met?"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #105 April 1, 2008 Quote You know I'm your favorite redhead, admit it. Top 10 probably.. Maybe top 5 on a good day. Make me a sammich and bring me a beer occasionally and you might move up. And who is bashing. I am just calling it like it is. Trying to warn some of these kind gentlemen. Some of them actually have the delusion that they could actually handle a red head. Foolish mortals.Besides, These people dont deserve that kind of trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #106 April 2, 2008 Quote Top 10 probably.. Maybe top 5 on a good day. Make me a sammich and bring me a beer occasionally and you might move up. What? Only in the top 5? Well, I love ya, anyway. *runs to the kitchen to make a sammich* Quote Some of them actually have the delusion that they could actually handle a red head. Foolish mortals.Besides, These people dont deserve that kind of trouble. You're probably right. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #107 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote I was waiting for the Jay chime in. I know you have a policy on redheads. 3 simple rules my friend.. To lead a happy and peaceful life.. 1) No Red Heads 2) No Strippers 3) No Women from Alabama. You ever see a red-headed stripper from Alabama heading your way.. RUN! As fast as you possibly can. Quote I'll take all the ones you don't want, or can't handle Sorry Paul, I couldn’t do that to you. They are dangerous creatures. They will rip heart out, Dance on your shattered corpse and laugh as they pour salt on the gaping hole in your chest they ripped your heart out of. Nope. They should all come with warning labels. Nothing but pure trouble. No mortal man can truly handle a red head. Dont kid yourself. Of course occasionally I have to hang out with one long enough to remind myself why I made this rule in the first place. If there are any HOT redheads reading, I don't have the same rules as Jay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #108 April 2, 2008 Quote Dammit, Jay! This didn't turn into a redhead bashing session until YOU showed up! And I don't appreciate being lumped into the same category as strippers and women from Alabama. You know I'm your favorite redhead, admit it. As far as you know you might be my favorite redhead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #109 April 2, 2008 Damn Jay's rules!! Can you tell he gives me hell all the time when it comes to this?? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #110 April 2, 2008 As far as you know you might be my favorite redhead.Oh, really? Everyone's gotta have a favorite! I might as well be it! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #111 April 2, 2008 QuoteOK, here's the only pic of me that I have on my PC @ work. It's not a great one but it will do. This was taken at a company Christmas party. Hard to tell from that pic, looks more brunette to me. Maybe its the lighting.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #112 April 2, 2008 Quote As far as you know you might be my favorite redhead. Oh, really? Everyone's gotta have a favorite! I might as well be it! That's what I'm thinking. Got anymore pictures? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #113 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote OK, here's the only pic of me that I have on my PC @ work. It's not a great one but it will do. This was taken at a company Christmas party. Hard to tell from that pic, looks more brunette to me. Maybe its the lighting. Oh no he di'int... Ye'd be wise not to question her hue.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #114 April 2, 2008 QuoteHard to tell from that pic, looks more brunette to me. Maybe its the lighting. Oh, nope...it's red, for sure. Firey red. Here's a pic of me at work...and another one I dug up that's kind of old. You see the red now?"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #115 April 2, 2008 Quote QuoteHard to tell from that pic, looks more brunette to me. Maybe its the lighting. Oh, nope...it's red, for sure. Firey red. Here's a pic of me at work...and another one I dug up that's kind of old. You see the red now? Maybe my screen is messed up the 2nd one still looks brunette and the 3rd looks so red it may be dyed. I dont know 3 pice and 3 shades....Makes me wonder.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #116 April 2, 2008 Maybe my screen is messed up the 2nd one still looks brunette and the 3rd looks so red it may be dyed. I dont know 3 pice and 3 shades....Makes me wonder. Something is messed up, don't know if I would say its your screen! Ehem. The shades are different because the lighting in each pic in different. I've got the goods to prove it's natural, but that's for the privileged few. Wonder, you must. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #117 April 2, 2008 Well, I'm not giving you a hard time so you can just PM me any more that you have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #118 April 2, 2008 Hey I know a lot of brunettes that would like to pull off the red look and youre right I only know 1 way to prove it, but I wouldnt expect you to post that here, in a PM maybe, but Ive just meet you, what makes you think Id even like to see your "goods". Maybe you have some better pics that show the red better? But please keep your "goods" out of my box till I know you better! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #119 April 2, 2008 Quote I've got the goods to prove it's natural, but that's for the privileged few. You know you can put attachments in PM's, right?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #120 April 2, 2008 Quote But please keep your "goods" out of my box till I know you better! No worries there. I had no intention of giving you that privilege. Surely, you jest. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #121 April 2, 2008 You miss understood I told you to keep your "goods" out of my box. I will let you know when you have earned the "privilege" to send the "goods" Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #122 April 2, 2008 Quote You miss understood I told you to keep your "goods" out of my box. I will let you know when you have earned the "privilege" to send the "goods" No...YOU misunderstood. I was telling you not to worry, as I had no intention of putting anything in your "box". Nor was I planning on sending you anything...no "goods", if you will. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #123 April 2, 2008 Not to change the subject and as much as Id like to talk all night about your "goods" The picture of you at work looks familiar, did you play the flute in band camp? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #124 April 2, 2008 Uh...so I am a red head with a thing for red heads, and I will say it dirtyB is hot!Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #125 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote You've always caught my eye, because i dig red heads. Paul, Have we met? I don't believe we have been introduced, but you'd probably say yeah i've seen you if I walked up and said hey I'm Paul. Like most others though, when i'm around, i'm not really around. Only when you have touch Paul priveleges do you remember seeing meSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
