grue 1 #1 June 9, 2008 …I will again be in the United States in about two weeks. Hide your women.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 9, 2008 Sure, if they let a labia terrorist like yourself to enter the States! Where in the US are you visiting?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #3 June 9, 2008 Squeak. My sister in law works the customs passport desk at the airport. Let me know Grues details and we will make sure he cant get back in to OZ. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 June 9, 2008 Quote Sure, if they let a labia terrorist like yourself to enter the States! Where in the US are you visiting? Spending a few days in LA to get some tunnel time and see friends I'm ready for some warm!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 June 9, 2008 Quote Squeak. My sister in law works the customs passport desk at the airport. Let me know Grues details and we will make sure he cant get back in to OZ. I had a bad enough experience last time. I was getting ready to board in MEL, and they were doing individual bag checks at the gate. They made me open my main So I got to be the asshole repacking a main at the gate and holding up the flight. I tried to warn 'em, but noooo.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #6 June 9, 2008 Quote Quote Sure, if they let a labia terrorist like yourself to enter the States! Where in the US are you visiting? Spending a few days in LA to get some tunnel time and see friends I'm ready for some warm! I'm on the Iowa border, where will you be? And warm? It's been close to 100 with humidity so high you get wet walking thru it.skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #7 June 9, 2008 I had to change my flight so that the sister in law was not working the day we arrived as i would of hated it to been her who had to give the red light on my passport and make me sit for two hours while being interigated by officials. Once i was finally let through then i had to be explained that i stank of heroin cause i carried some junkie home who passed out in a bar in bangkok the night before. I dont do heroin. Boy am i glad that we changed the flight to a day the new sister in law was not working of my welcome to this family may not have been a very plesant one having to have her see my colourful past as a teenager. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #8 June 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Sure, if they let a labia terrorist like yourself to enter the States! Where in the US are you visiting? Spending a few days in LA to get some tunnel time and see friends I'm ready for some warm! I'm on the Iowa border, where will you be? And warm? It's been close to 100 with humidity so high you get wet walking thru it. Sioux City I'll presumably be jumping at my old home DZ in Luverne, MN, and I've been meaning to go visit the guys at LSPC for ages, I might as well get off my ass and do it this time cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 June 9, 2008 Quote I had to change my flight so that the sister in law was not working the day we arrived as i would of hated it to been her who had to give the red light on my passport and make me sit for two hours while being interigated by officials. Once i was finally let through then i had to be explained that i stank of heroin cause i carried some junkie home who passed out in a bar in bangkok the night before. I dont do heroin. Boy am i glad that we changed the flight to a day the new sister in law was not working of my welcome to this family may not have been a very plesant one having to have her see my colourful past as a teenager. That beats mine cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #10 June 9, 2008 I have a worst one than that but i am still yet to remember why i woke up on a flight going to the states and had 2 huge black guys sitting next to me, 3 air hostess and when i stood up they all quickly sat me down. Then for customs to come and take me off the plane. I wish i knew what happened on that flight. All i know is never drink alcohol before taking a sleeping tablet. I do remeber checking how many tablets i had taken. I remember 6 bottles of JD on the plane drinking with some chick from germany and then after the ordeal i found i had taken 4 sleeping pills instead of one. One day i will write to the USA and ask what it is i did and why i have to have visas on my last visits. When i enter the states now they look at me very strangley when they ask about my incident in 1998. I just thank the gods that this was before all the terrorist stuff or i may have been shot dead. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 June 9, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #12 June 9, 2008 LOL... Ambien and alcohol do not play well together, especially when you take multiple pills. What's worse, you'll take another and not have any clue you're doing so. Don't leave the bottle close to you. Hide it from yourself. Be thankful you didn't try to drive to the store We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 June 9, 2008 Quote Sioux City I'll presumably be jumping at my old home DZ in Luverne, MN, Plan on stopping by Buffalo Alice for a beer and a pizza?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #14 June 9, 2008 I am just thankful i was not a skydiver back in 1999 when i was on that flight. if i had of been i would understand why they were making sure i could not stand up. Seriously. it was that bad. I remember having some drinks and getting really messed up with this chick and then waking up and not being allowed to move from my seat with every passenger staring at me like "oh shit he has woken up" look on their face. No exageration .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #15 June 9, 2008 ROFLMAO!!! Several years ago, I took a BA flight back to England to visit my inlaws. I went to the back and told the stewardesses (sp?) I was going to take an Ambien. You should have seen the look of absolute horror that crossed all of their faces instantly! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #16 June 9, 2008 I was on United Airlines. I am thinking i should delete my posts now that it has been read so nobody can document it and get me in trouble with any of my business etc. lol .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #17 June 9, 2008 Somebody call TSA and use the words "Mule" and "Condom" a lot-that should make certain that Grue has an interesting entry upon arrival.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #18 June 13, 2008 Quote Quote Sioux City I'll presumably be jumping at my old home DZ in Luverne, MN, Plan on stopping by Buffalo Alice for a beer and a pizza?? It'll probably happen, the pizza at least. I just realized I have to renew my USPA membership now, dammit cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 June 13, 2008 Quote Quote *** I just realized I have to renew my USPA membership now, dammit Wanna borrow mineYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #20 June 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote *** I just realized I have to renew my USPA membership now, dammit Wanna borrow mine Don't tempt me cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #21 June 13, 2008 Oh noes! The awesomeness and evilness that will ensue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #22 June 13, 2008 Quote Oh noes! The awesomeness and evilness that will ensue. You have no idea.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #23 June 13, 2008 Come visit me at Skydive San Diego! It's only about an hour south of the tunnel, our weather rocks, we have Otters, and I live six blocks from the beach..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
