yardhippie 0 #51 July 14, 2008 UT3, seriously? will you marry me? I love my xbox and video games. I love lamp. No, Im just saying that. I really love boobies. Oh, and cheese. Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese. I have no idea where that came from. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #52 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. UT3, seriously? will you marry me? I love my xbox and video games. If you tell me you play COD4 and Gears I'm gonna move down to FL and propose. BTW, you already stole my heart the second I found out you are a skydiver who loves FPS. I haven't been in the sport long but I'm pretty sure thats not easy to find. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #53 July 14, 2008 i would completely own you in UT3, you'd have rockets in your ass by the end of the night.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #54 July 14, 2008 Quote UT3, seriously? will you marry me? I love my xbox and video games. I love lamp. No, Im just saying that. I really love boobies. Oh, and cheese. Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese. I have no idea where that came from. It comes from being around Turtle.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #55 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. UT3, seriously? will you marry me? I love my xbox and video games. If you tell me you play COD4 and Gears I'm gonna move down to FL and propose. BTW, you already stole my heart the second I found out you are a skydiver who loves FPS. I haven't been in the sport long but I'm pretty sure thats not easy to find. Yes I play COD4 and Halo 3 and Gary...This is the first night Im playing UT3 so be gentleBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #56 July 14, 2008 i guess i can adjust my play style to make it more enjoyable for you ;)JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #57 July 14, 2008 I love lamp. No, Im just saying that. I really love boobies. Oh, and cheese. Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese. I have no idea where that came from. It comes from being around Turtle.Actually, I was visiting LCJ last weekend. So, no, it wasn't you! I almost couldn't think of where I was last weekend b/c if the "rockets in your ass" comment above. I got distracted. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #58 July 14, 2008 I'd threaten to destroy you in COD4 but I'd be lucky to destroy anyone as little as I get to play it these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #59 July 14, 2008 Quote I almost couldn't think of where I was last weekend b/c if the "rockets in your ass" comment above. I got distracted. That *does* make quite the vivid mental pic, doesn't it? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #60 July 14, 2008 Quote I love lamp. No, Im just saying that. I really love boobies. Oh, and cheese. Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese. I have no idea where that came from. It comes from being around Turtle.Actually, I was visiting LCJ last weekend. So, no, it wasn't you! I almost couldn't think of where I was last weekend b/c if the "rockets in your ass" comment above. I got distracted. Yeah . . . I can see where that could be distracting.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #61 July 14, 2008 Quote We can pitch in to get you a hooker. Thenk you KNOW you are going to get laid. hehehehhehehe Get him a high quality one. One that charges at least 4 rocks. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #62 July 14, 2008 "I am not looking for a relationship, but I would love to have sex with you." There you goDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #63 July 14, 2008 QuoteQuoteim in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. Don't get ahead of yourself-notice that he responded to Bolas, not youYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #64 July 14, 2008 Well Mr. Divot - i see how it is. You had to get off the phone, but you can sit here and post. Whateveh!!! No more TP for you!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #65 July 14, 2008 I got off the phone, extended my hotel stay, and went to dinner-now I'm bringing a little happiness to those I know through posting.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #66 July 15, 2008 Quote The trick is to fool them into thinking the situation is the latter, when it is really the former. Reminds me of when I was in college and had a fake wedding ring that I'd wear to bars. Worked nearly everytime It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #67 July 15, 2008 Does it come with free meals- chauffeur to the dz- and include all jump tickets/packing tickets - top shelf liquour- 236 Red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starbursts- clown midgets who tuck me in at night and an elephant ride to the hanger? Quote Story of my life, damn elephant's got a hang-nail and says he ain't going anywhere. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbo 0 #68 July 15, 2008 How about we get a six pack, go to my house and fuck, or don't you drink. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BETO74 0 #69 July 15, 2008 Uhhh......I wonder if you still have my number? Causing trouble again, I can see this thread in flames in no time. http://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #70 July 15, 2008 The answer is very simple....theres one method thats works time and time again and can be verified and vouched for....Just "LIE". Say whatever it takes to get them in bed and then just dont take there calls eventually they wont call anymore. This method has been used by both sexes for all time and "69% of the time... It works every time" However this is a true story...two weeks ago while drunk at the dz I did have a girl use the old wanna go back to my place for a pizza and a fuck...? I politely declined...she says... what you dont like pizza? everything that occured after that is alledged... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #71 July 15, 2008 Quote...then just dont take there calls eventually they wont call anymore... The idea of a booty call is to be able to call the person and have sex whenever you want. If you stop talking to them thats not gonna happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #72 July 15, 2008 Quote Quote ...then just dont take there calls eventually they wont call anymore... The idea of a booty call is to be able to call the person and have sex whenever you want. If you stop talking to them thats not gonna happen. No, that's 'friends with benefits'. Booty call is what we used to call a 'one night stand'Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #73 July 15, 2008 No, that's 'friends with benefits'. A.K.A. fuckbuddyif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #74 July 15, 2008 Quote Quote Quote ...then just dont take there calls eventually they wont call anymore... The idea of a booty call is to be able to call the person and have sex whenever you want. If you stop talking to them thats not gonna happen. No, that's 'friends with benefits'. Booty call is what we used to call a 'one night stand' To quote the all knowing Wikipedia: "A booty call is a telephone call, other communication, or visitation made with the sole intent of engaging in sex or other forms of sexual release with the person being contacted. Traditionally this social practice, especially the term booty call, is associated with a person calling another person for a sexual encounter after having already established either a casual or more serious relationship involving sexual relations." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booty_callMuff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #75 July 15, 2008 Quote will you marry me? I thought you wanted sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
