monkycndo 0 #1 July 22, 2008 So who can tell me what is pink, firm, the size of a large almond and cost me $185(so far)? I've been thinking about it all weekend, and still don't know. Any ideas?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #2 July 22, 2008 How is your brain costing you $185? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 July 22, 2008 If it is the size of an almond, it must have swollen some. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #4 July 22, 2008 http://www.profashionjewelry.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=5Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #5 July 22, 2008 HMMMMMM I can think of something that fits that description. But I thought you had 2 of them!!! "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 July 22, 2008 an abortion? God please forgive me for that one.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #7 July 22, 2008 Your karma attained 'spoil sport' badge for jinxing our Gs w/ Gs thread that was moved to SC! Bad Monkey! he he. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #8 July 22, 2008 Well, I just called and pathology doesn't have the results yet. So here's the story. Couple weeks back, I was taking a shower and found a lump on the side of my leg just above the knee. I swear it hadn't been there before. After consulting with a fellow jumper that knows about such things, he said to wait a bit and if it didn't reduce, go see the doc. Well, it didn't go down. Went for a consult from my primary care provider who said it was most likely a cyst or fatty deposit. But said it was time to go to a surgeon. They had an opening the next day, so I grabbed it. So Friday the surgeon takes a look and says lets open it up and see what we got. Well, he wasn't sure either, even after looking at it. Looks as though I should hear by Thursday. At least I got some good meds and new scar to add to my collection. So, anyone got any bright ideas on what it is? [Ahnuld voice] It's not a tumah!![/Ahnuld voice] 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #9 July 22, 2008 Quote Well, I just called and pathology doesn't have the results yet. So here's the story. Couple weeks back, I was taking a shower and found a lump on the side of my leg just above the knee. I swear it hadn't been there before. After consulting with a fellow jumper that knows about such things, he said to wait a bit and if it didn't reduce, go see the doc. Well, it didn't go down. Went for a consult from my primary care provider who said it was most likely a cyst or fatty deposit. But said it was time to go to a surgeon. They had an opening the next day, so I grabbed it. So Friday the surgeon takes a look and says lets open it up and see what we got. Well, he wasn't sure either, even after looking at it. Looks as though I should hear by Thursday. At least I got some good meds and new scar to add to my collection. So, anyone got any bright ideas on what it is? [Ahnuld voice] It's not a tumah!![/Ahnuld voice] Well you know...."chicks dig scars"DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #10 July 22, 2008 See attached. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 July 22, 2008 So, anyone got any bright ideas on what it is? Tell what I had last year...Lump about the size of a nickel left leg above the knee. It was there a couple of weeks and was really getting 'tender' and kinda changing funky colors from time to time. I'm doing some 'Combat RW' & get a pretty good smack to the knee...limp out the landing 'cause it hurt like Hell. Strip the jumpsuit and look down to see 1/2 dozen creepy crawlies scootin' out of the broken open pink volcano ! Took a few of the lil' critters home to check 'em out...some kind of fish parasite I must have picked up hiking the wilds a month before. Wonder if I coulda used 'em as bass bait? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #12 July 22, 2008 Sorry Matt, didn't have my camera and my phone was in my bag in the next room. Didn't think I should ask the nurse to go outside and get it. But here is how my leg looks now. They shaved a big section of my leg plus a second area to attach the pad for the cauterizing pen.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #13 July 22, 2008 That is, quite possibly, the most disturbing immage Ive have in my mind all day. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 July 22, 2008 Quote That is, quite possibly, the most disturbing immage Ive have in my mind all day. Yeah well...strap in, day ain't over yet! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #15 July 22, 2008 Although, I guess technically that means you gave birth to those little critters. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 July 22, 2008 Quote Although, I guess technically that means you gave birth to those little critters. Definitely not the 1st time I had a bunch of slimy little parasites livin' off me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #17 July 22, 2008 Quote That is, quite possibly, the most disturbing immage Ive have in my mind all day. So.... You haven't read any of his other posts today I gather! just do a search under: list only posts made by: airtwardo. GOOD STUFF! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #18 July 22, 2008 Awe! Hugs! I hope you feel better and it turns out to be nothing! Of course then, you'd have gone through all this for nothing. But hey! You'll still have a bitchin scar! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #19 July 22, 2008 QuoteSo, anyone got any bright ideas on what it is? It sounds to me like some pores got closed up on the skin around the swelling "tumor" I had one on my back for ever until i couldn't stand the pain anymore, then i had it removed day surgery in my family Dr's office. They sent it to the lab it came back negative.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #20 July 22, 2008 TWARDO! EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ICKY Hey Monkey boy - hopefully its just a lil pussy gooey crap (yes that is my technical term) and nothing more. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #21 July 22, 2008 Quote So, anyone got any bright ideas on what it is?[Ahnuld voice] It's not a tumah!![/Ahnuld voice] Uh-oh better stay on top of that the greenies Recently had to take the bonfire in for screening & surgical removal of something similar, but far more dangerous, contageous & toxic. & it has since, just recently grown back with avengence! [Ahnuld voice] It's not a tumah!![/Ahnuld voice] Its a 'BillyVance!' Tag, you're 'It' Billy! Nah, nah!It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #22 July 22, 2008 Hmmm sounds like you were abducted by aliens at some point in time. They are going to be pissed you took that out. Better get your tin foil hat out.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 July 22, 2008 Quote Quote Its a 'BillyVance!' Tag, you're 'It' Billy! Nah, nah! Well, seeing as those days are behind me, if I want to stay on here, technically, that would be "that's what we used to call a 'BillyVance' attachment!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #24 July 22, 2008 He he ! Edited to add: This concludes our daily thread Hijacking. We now return you to our regularly scheduled thread topic.It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bones 0 #25 July 22, 2008 My guess is a Lipoma, a benign fatty tumor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
