RALFFERS 0 #26 November 13, 2008 Divot. I'd hate to burst your bubble - I mean I know you wanted this to be insulting n' all.... but the 1 time we were hangin' out and you asked me: Quote were you your parents only daughter?.... That was the funniest thing anyone told me in a long time. Love ya dude Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #27 November 13, 2008 you haven't offended me...go ahead and give me a try. DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #28 November 13, 2008 I never thought you were capable of actually offending someone. You're just too much of a sweet heart inside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #29 November 13, 2008 Quote I never thought you were capable of actually offending someone. You're just too much of a sweet heart inside. Ya' gotta hand it to him. He really does try ot put up a good front though.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 November 13, 2008 'Divot...one word. Pillsbury.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #31 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Lately-I'm bored and now is as good a time as any to get caught up Go ahead. Give me your best shot. Ditto.... I had a thick skin before I started posting here... now it like armor.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #32 November 13, 2008 Quote 'Divot...one word. Pillsbury. No shit Pops....why anyone would be offffended by a fat guy with a 'football' mustache (11 on a side) is beyond me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #33 November 13, 2008 Me...thankfully gmail has these little tiny previews of attachments. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #34 November 13, 2008 QuoteLately-I'm bored and now is as good a time as any to get caught up Me. I'm home recovering from some surgery and I am bored. Taunt away! :)Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #35 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Lately-I'm bored and now is as good a time as any to get caught up Me. I'm home recovering from some surgery and I am bored. Taunt away! :) since Divot isn't stepping up . . . I fart in your general direction.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #36 November 14, 2008 QuoteI fart in your general direction Make sure you don't aim your ass toward the ground before you let it rip... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #37 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Lately-I'm bored and now is as good a time as any to get caught up Me. I'm home recovering from some surgery and I am bored. Taunt away! :) since Divot isn't stepping up . . . I fart in your general direction. Ah... Your Mother was a hamster, and your Father smelled of elderberries. I wave my private parts at your Auntie!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #38 November 14, 2008 hmmmm, elderberries are good! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #39 November 14, 2008 QuoteQuoteI fart in your general direction Make sure you don't aim your ass toward the ground before you let it rip... Fart Rocket! The nurse kept coming in to take my vitals and she kept asking me if I had passed gas yet, the surgery was laproscopic and they actually inflated my belly with CO2 to give the surgeon more room to maneuver and work in there. So it is pretty uncomfortable until you fart a few times! I told here I was a professional, she should have no worries!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #40 November 14, 2008 Quote Lately-I'm bored and now is as good a time as any to get caught up who are you?CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cari 0 #41 November 14, 2008 I'm hard to offend. Feel free to try though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #42 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote 'Divot...one word. Pillsbury. No shit Pops....why anyone would be offffended by a fat guy with a 'football' mustache (11 on a side) is beyond me! Wow... He has 11 inches? Maybe I should stop fucking cops and go for divots instead! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #43 November 14, 2008 I wasn't issued feelings so it's ok.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #44 November 14, 2008 I didn't get that reference either and like I've said. my wife doesn't let me date You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 November 14, 2008 Quote I didn't get that reference either and like I've said. my wife doesn't let me date It's a reference to the sparseness of that facial hair you've been trying to cultivate since high school...I would have called it a 'Summer Mustache' ~summer here-summer there~ but I just KNEW you wouldn't get that one either.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
