virgin-burner 1 #1 February 6, 2009 so, i'm this older guy, still kinda good looking, with lots of weird hobbies like skyjumping, shooting at the range n'stuff, just about to get into BASEjumping n'all, just a dog to look after, what should i do!? i mean, besides all the jumping, all i probably really want, is a family! so, no-one to really look after n'stuff, altough my god-daughter sarah has just been born a couple of hours before, and i really looked forward to that, WHAT-SHOULD-I-DO!?!?!? i'm never getting laid enough, the "love of my life" doesnt give a shit about me, and the onl alternative i've found so far, well, i'm just not "her type".. whatever that might be so, what should i do!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 February 6, 2009 If I didn't like you I'd say, "Let me introduce you to my ex-wife." If I did like you I'd say, "You stupid fucker! What the hell do you want to get mixed up in all that 'family' shit for? Get your head out of your ass and go jump." meh...could go either way. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #3 February 6, 2009 ...just relax & enjoy the ride. It'll happen when you least expected."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 February 6, 2009 well, andy, i might just go for the "fuck it all" option and just do what i like. whatever that might be, as long as its jumping.. (from stuff)!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #5 February 6, 2009 Quote i'm never getting laid enough, ... Good thing you have that hole in your mattress, now you don't need a woman. "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #6 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote i'm never getting laid enough, ... Good thing you have that hole in your mattress, now you don't need a woman. We have a winner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote i'm never getting laid enough, ... Good thing you have that hole in your mattress, now you don't need a woman. We have a winner. jeeeesus, isnt that embarrassinig.. fuck iit, someone wants a sig550 to buy!? lets get this moved to SC, and make it a thread for the lovers of mentioned above rifle, and the good old rem. 500, and which of the two would make a better penetrator of matrasses in houses? can we put this to the recycle-bin, PLEASE!?!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #8 February 6, 2009 Quote WHAT-SHOULD-I-DO!?!?!? 1. Stop thinking about it as a problem that needs to be fixed. 2. Stop posting about it on dz.com 3. Learn to enjoy your life. 4. Poke fun at me for giving a semi serious answer to a not so serious question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenhk 0 #9 February 6, 2009 Was this before or after you decied to auction your self ? pain is weakness leaving the body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #10 February 6, 2009 Quote Was this before or after you decied to auction your self ? I guess the auction didn't result in a shot gun wedding? That's a good thing.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 February 6, 2009 A tandem instructor at the local dz met this awesome chick. She was a skydiver, a hiker, and generally liked everything he liked. Then he married her. She stopped jumping, hiking, and doing everything he liked to do.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #12 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote i'm never getting laid enough, ... Good thing you have that hole in your mattress, now you don't need a woman. We have a winner. jeeeesus, isnt that embarrassinig.. fuck iit, someone wants a sig550 to buy!? lets get this moved to SC, and make it a thread for the lovers of mentioned above rifle, and the good old rem. 500, and which of the two would make a better penetrator of matrasses in houses? can we put this to the recycle-bin, PLEASE!?!? Why are you so angry, Chris? (at least that's the vibe I'm sensing). Are you drinking tonight, bro?Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #13 February 6, 2009 QuoteA tandem instructor at the local dz met this awesome chick. She was a skydiver, a hiker, and generally liked everything he liked. Then he married her. She stopped jumping, hiking, and doing everything he liked to do. Strange ... In my experiences, the adventurous types never stopped being adventurous. It was other "shit" that ended the relationship ... like they were married or wanted to have babies :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #14 February 6, 2009 Keep doing what you love. If you have an abundance of free time on your hands after that, do more of what you love. You have friends that you like spending time with, right? Do more of that too. The key that unlocks the door of happiness is one that you already have in your pocket.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #15 February 6, 2009 Go jump and forget about it! Do what makes you happy and good things will find YOU! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 February 6, 2009 so, what should i do!? Do what you want to do...why would you be doing something ya didn't wanna do? Only time we change is when the negative outweighs the positive by enough to prioritize and initiate that change. You're probably doing what you're doing, because it's what ya wanna do! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #17 February 6, 2009 Quote If I did like you I'd say, "You stupid fucker! What the hell do you want to get mixed up in all that 'family' shit for? Get your head out of your ass and go jump." You need to understand, Pops, that having time, freedom, fun, and money in your pocket, just isn't for everyone!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #18 February 6, 2009 Quote ...just relax & enjoy the ride. It'll happen when you least expected. Sounds like he's not getting any rides at all...except under canopy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote ...just relax & enjoy the ride. It'll happen when you least expected. Sounds like he's not getting any rides at all...except under canopy. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #20 February 6, 2009 QuoteKeep doing what you love. If you have an abundance of free time on your hands after that, do more of what you love. You have friends that you like spending time with, right? Do more of that too. The key that unlocks the door of happiness is one that you already have in your pocket. Nuff said..Until he finds someone"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #21 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ...just relax & enjoy the ride. It'll happen when you least expected. Sounds like he's not getting any rides at all...except under canopy. Oh comeon...it's all in good fun. Don't be such a ninny...go and jump to make yourself feel better! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote ...just relax & enjoy the ride. It'll happen when you least expected. Sounds like he's not getting any rides at all...except under canopy. Oh comeon...it's all in good fun. Don't be such a ninny...go and jump to make yourself feel better! yea.. i can drive again since today! maybe i should celebrate with a couple of drinks.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #23 February 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote ...just relax & enjoy the ride. It'll happen when you least expected. Sounds like he's not getting any rides at all...except under canopy. Oh comeon...it's all in good fun. Don't be such a ninny...go and jump to make yourself feel better! yea.. i can drive again since today! maybe i should celebrate with a couple of drinks.. Ya..make sure you don't drive back after you drinks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #24 February 6, 2009 Come to the states, even andy copland can get a women here! BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #25 February 8, 2009 Quote A tandem instructor at the local dz met this awesome chick. She was a skydiver, a hiker, and generally liked everything he liked. Then he married her. She stopped jumping, hiking, and doing everything he liked to do. And if she's like most women, expected him to stop jumping, hiking, etc. also It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
