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turtlespeed

Hump Count for the year . . .

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Indiana, but I'm way over in the corner by Ohio, and Michigan. I think I may have ended up on 94 by accident once, missed my turn onto the Indiana toll road coming back from Summerfest. We've probably met if you worked manifest last year, I only missed the first and last days. I'll be there a lot this year.
"If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane.

My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.

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still at zero unless you count hand humps... :D



We all know thats a lie... even your hand doesn't want any part of that. :D


Are you saying I'm raping myself?:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I wasn't keeping track! :P



Don't do it, don't do it... behave yourself, leave it alone. Let it go... Ahhhhhhhhh!!! I can't help it...

Let's get together and start counting, We'll call it the FIRST. (You bring the beer) BTW, Love the shirt.
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens

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:D:D:D

Okay, the line starts here! :P

BTW... Thank you! I love the shirt too!



[goes to stand in line]
is the line in the back or the front?
or both? :o:)
:D:D:D


Shouldn't there be three lines?

I guess you could have as many as 5 lines if she was REALLY Kinky.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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:D:D:D

Okay, the line starts here! :P

BTW... Thank you! I love the shirt too!



[goes to stand in line]
is the line in the back or the front?
or both? :o:)
:D:D:D


Shouldn't there be three lines?

I guess you could have as many as 5 lines if she was REALLY Kinky.:)


im relaying for her (shes driving and texting... bad girl!!)

2 of those holes are only big enough for qtips and skittles penis.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Okay, everybody, calm the fuck down! :D

All lining up activity is temporarily suspended until someone tells me what "7 the hard way" means!:P



3 easy + 2 for skittles

and 2, well... you really dont like being able to see anything... do ya??

ha! first in line bitches!!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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