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I went to one back in September. Mostly girls, 2 gay guys and 1 straight guy. Lots of fun. Still waiting for my order to come in though. >:(>:(>:(



Still waiting on an order? What kind of shit is that? Are you sure you're going to get the order? 4-5 months is quite a long time to be waiting on anything to come in the mail.
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When I went to a toy party, the rep had all the inventory with her. "Shopping" was done in a different room at the end of the party, one person at a time. You left with a plain brown bag full of your goodies. For that kind of thing, who really wants to wait for shipping?

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That's the same way ours worked. She drove a dodge Intrepid, had a huge trunk, carried a lot of stuff with her.


That would suck to have your stuff delivered after you move.
"If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane.

My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.

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Mostly girls, 2 gay guys and 1 straight guy.



Why do I always hear about these parties afterward?[:/]



Next time I here of a.. um party I will be sure to tell you...;)
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They were originally called Coming Attractions, but people had trouble finding them because movie reviews came up first when you search.

Maybe they should have spelled "Coming" a little differently.:)


Then all they'd get would be the PORN movie reviews!!
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The one I went to with a GF a few years ago..really fun and funny.Small town though...it was weird seeing the local gals I know in a room holding up all kinds of plastic dicks.

The traveling saleswoman ran the selling operation out of her cramped camper parked in the driveway and kept a lot of the toys in the oven.:D

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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The one I went to with a GF a few years ago..really fun and funny.Small town though...it was weird seeing the local gals I know in a room holding up all kinds of plastic dicks.

The traveling saleswoman ran the selling operation out of her cramped camper parked in the driveway and kept a lot of the toys in the oven.:D



I guess if you don't cook the oven makes a great storage area.....:D
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
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You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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This is what happens when you have a Dick and Dick Party at a certain un-named DZ.

:D:D:D

NSFW!!



You know i cant open that link at work and for some reason i really want to see it...:D
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This is what happens when you have a Dick and Dick Party at a certain un-named DZ.

:D:D:D

NSFW!!



You know i cant open that link at work and for some reason i really want to see it...:D


Thats what your crackberry is for, DUH! :D
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This is what happens when you have a Dick and Dick Party at a certain un-named DZ.

:D:D:D

NSFW!!



You know i cant open that link at work and for some reason i really want to see it...:D


Thats what your crackberry is for, DUH! :D


Gets out crackberry.....:P
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Okay billy, I will post about your little attachment...

well the attachment to the post that is...

that still didnt sound right..:D

It is such a sm pic to view that on my blackberry I had to really strain my eyes to see it...:P:D

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Thing is
I was thinking
What do I say to these women when I see them at the bank?

"Hi yeah, how are the kids and the new job? Uh Huh- and how's that triple action butt plug working out for you? oh thats interesting...."





I am sure you would think of a few more things to say then that....:P:D
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Thing is
I was thinking
What do I say to these women when I see them at the bank?

"Hi yeah, how are the kids and the new job? Uh Huh- and how's that triple action butt plug working out for you? oh that's interesting...."




I'm sure if they were willing to tell you they got a triple action butt plug, they'd be willing to tell you how it was working out.
"If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane.

My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.

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What do I say to these women when I see them at the bank?

"Hi yeah, how are the kids and the new job? Uh Huh- and how's that triple action butt plug working out for you? wearing it now, eh? oh thats interesting...."



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:D:D

It was a brown bag deal...however some of the girls were wild and showing the goods off after- i remember one of them was waving it out the car window when she left the party- like it was some kind of a light saber.

The dudes were mostly thinking "shit- now I gotta compete with that thing?"
Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

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