DFWAJG 4 #1 March 20, 2009 68 mph? because at 69 you have to turn around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opendore 0 #2 March 20, 2009 BWAHHHHHHH HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA I GET IT NOW!!! I don't have a license for this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #3 March 20, 2009 A bit slow, are we? Ok, what is the difference between parsley and pussy? No one eats parsley. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opendore 0 #4 March 20, 2009 I don't have a license for this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #5 March 20, 2009 How are parsley and pubic hair similiar? Most just push them out of the way and keep on eating.Feel free to ad to it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 March 20, 2009 Li'l frisky/funny? Guy: Hey baby, ever had magic sex? Girl: No, what's that? Guy: It's where I fuck you then you disappear. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 March 20, 2009 Probably just coincidence... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 March 20, 2009 How are parsley and pubic hair alike? The italian variety is thicker and smells much more. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 March 20, 2009 What did the man sayto the woman with no boobs? Nothing. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 March 20, 2009 How can a woman tell if she has small breasts? If she puts her bra on backwards and it fits the same, but more comfortable on the shoulder blades. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #11 March 20, 2009 Quote Li'l frisky/funny? Guy: Hey baby, ever had magic sex? Girl: No, what's that? Guy: It's where I fuck you then you disappear. ahhhh!!! i like that one!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 March 20, 2009 Skydivers do it at 150 mph. No wonder it only takes 45 seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 March 20, 2009 Quote 68 mph? Because at 69, somebody's blowing a rod? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #14 March 20, 2009 What is the difference between 365 condoms and a rubber tire... One is a Goodyear, the other is a great year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 March 20, 2009 I'm more like the blimp. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 March 20, 2009 A guy finds a bottle on the beach and rubs off the dirt to read it. Out pops a genie who tells him that he has been locked up for 1000 years and as a reward he will grant one wish. "I wish for peace in the middle east.". The genie says, "Man. They've been fighting for 5000 years. So many different groups. That sounds like just too tall of an order. How about another wish?" The guy thinks for a bit. "You know, I'd be happy if my wife initiated sex once a month." The genie said, "let's see what we can do about the middle east." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 March 20, 2009 Quote A bit slow, are we? Ok, what is the difference between parsley and pussy? No one eats parsley. No one chews their corn either.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #18 March 20, 2009 Li'l frisky/funny? One of my nurses has been telling these jokes over the past few days. I have another one, but can't recall it right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,406 #19 March 21, 2009 Quote One of my nurses has been telling these jokes over the past few days. I have another one, but can't recall it right now. I've heard a lack of sex can cause memory loss."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #20 March 21, 2009 It's only been a month. I've gone much longer than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #21 March 21, 2009 Ha! I remembered it.. What's the difference between Love and Herpes? Herpes is forever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #22 March 25, 2009 What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites