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jtnesbitt

Bad Way to Wake Up

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So, Friday night was interesting to say the least. I thought i would share this story since looking back it is quite amusing.

Friday ended a really long and tendious campaign i had been working on. I was at a radio station for an interview on a morning show at 730AM and i didnt stop working unitl almost 930PM. My boss took his wife and me and my g/f out to dinner to celebrate that it was over. We had some drinks and food and i was tired so my girl and i went back to her house.
My girlfriend lives in a monsterous 12 bedroom house with 2 other girls. One of the girls parents are remodeling it and turning it into a 3 family. In the meantime 2 of the roomates (not my gf) like to throw huge parties and trash the place. So anyway on the way home they ask us to pick up vodka as they want to make jello shots. So we do, and when we show up there is a bunch of people there and they are already drunk. I tell everyone i am exhausted and have to get up early for an expo and i am going to bed. After getting some shit we go to bed. right after falling asleep the door gets busted open and a bunch of people jump on the bed. As you can imagine i am a little upset so i started yelling. They convince my gf to wake up and go do jello shots and i go back to bed. This is where it gets good.

I wake up again becuse there are 3 bright LED flashlights shining around the room and in my face. I am livid at this point so i threw back the covers (forgetting i was naked) and yelled "What the fuck! Get the fuck out! I dont want to play your fucking games i have to wake up early!"

The the light switch came on and there are 3 cops in the bedroom.

After a serious of questions about who i was and why i was there and which girl i was dating they accused me of lying about my knowledge of what happened. they said there was no way i could have slept through what was going on. I explained i STILL have no idea what was happening but that it wasnt unusual for me to fall asleep with loud music and people yelling there. At this point i still thought they were there for noise. So the cops start to walk out of the bedroom and one gets smart with me and says "Well if you dont know whats going on then go back to sleep." Still completely out of it i say "ok so there's no problem?" the cop that got smart with turned around and said "Anytime you have 10 polie officers in your house it's safe to say you have a problem."
So i get dressed and walk out of the bedroom and into a warzone. An ironing board was broken in two, liquid running down the bigscreen, cups everywhere, coffee table knocked over, fireplace mantle knocked over, chairs knocked over, and 4 people had welt, scratches, and bruises.
Apperently one of the female roomies got tired of being the "asshole" in the drinking game presidents and assholes. She started verbally abusing one of the other roomies then they started physically fighting, then their drunk boyfriends got involved. The girl whose parents own the house called the cops and told them the other girl and her bf refused to leave. The 911 dispatcher said if they resided there they couldnt do anything so this girl says "If they dont leave I am going to shoot them."

Smart huh?

So now the cops are here trying to peice everything together. Everyone is hammered but me and my gf, and she is freaking out and I had no clue what was happening. Eventually the one roomate and her bf decides to leave but not without their big screen. So right after i got frustrated and went back to bed, knock knock, a cop opens the bedroom door again and asks me to help carry this tv downstairs at 4:30am. We loaded up the tv and everyone left. I go back to bed. 30 min later the roomie who called the cops comes and jumps on us again asking us for tums. I flipped out so fast i dont even think she could comprehend what i was saying she just knew it wasnt good. This was at 6am. Around 7am she is still drunk and wakes me up because she was screaming on the phone to her lawyer, who also used to be her boyfriend.

Fun stuff.
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wmw999    2,148

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If I were you I'd pay attention to the "what is a good tent" thread, because it sounds like just about anything would be a better option than the current situation.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Fortunately they arent my roomates, i live alone for a reason.

My girl has had issues with them in the past. Parties, trashing the place, being loud and inconciderate, and more recently a pitbull they decided to "save" before animal control took it away. However she is not working and going to med school, so i keep telling her to deal with it as long as she can sine she only pays $150 a month for rent.
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"Anytime you have 10 polie officers in your house it's safe to say you have a problem."

Quote of the night!!!

I hope you are able to laugh at that statement when you think about this story. I think it mkaes it all worth while;)

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
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So does your girlfriends door have a really shitty lock?:D



OLD school house, as in the bedroom door locks require the old skeleton keys or something along those lines.
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Yes, being the pissed off naked guy when the lights come on and you realize you just cursed out a bunch of cops. ;)

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Wow.

/got nothin to top that.



I threw a small themed party (no pants party), intended to attract ~40 people. Three hours later I was being arrested in my underwear, in my own house, after I called the cops. I then received a citation, after being told I "would not receive a citation."

almost 30 vehicles (2 paddy wagons, 2 dog units, 1 detective, 2 ambulances, police cars/motorcycles, and a fire truck) and about 50 officers showed up in riot gear and tore the place apart. A couple people got tazed as well.

Court date in a week, woo hoo (Disturbance citation, they said they might want to hold me financially responsible for the force that was dispatched).

At least the crowds of people on he sidewalk cheered for me as I was escorted out of the house. In my underwear still.
It's all fun and until someone loses an eye... then it's just a game to find the eye

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Wow.

/got nothin to top that.



I threw a small themed party (no pants party), intended to attract ~40 people. Three hours later I was being arrested in my underwear, in my own house, after I called the cops. I then received a citation, after being told I "would not receive a citation."

almost 30 vehicles (2 paddy wagons, 2 dog units, 1 detective, 2 ambulances, police cars/motorcycles, and a fire truck) and about 50 officers showed up in riot gear and tore the place apart. A couple people got tazed as well.

Court date in a week, woo hoo (Disturbance citation, they said they might want to hold me financially responsible for the force that was dispatched).

At least the crowds of people on he sidewalk cheered for me as I was escorted out of the house. In my underwear still.



PLEASE let us know how that court appearance turns out!
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