chiquita24 0 #1 May 7, 2009 Why am I finding dried urine on the floor by the toilet?? Yuck yuck yuck! Don't you shake that shit off or something first?? Does this happen to anyone else or is it seriously just my father? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 May 7, 2009 It's poor design of the 'Old Fella'. What we need is some nasal hair transplanted, then we could sniff back the last drop (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 May 7, 2009 splatter, overspray, etc. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 May 7, 2009 Sounds like the middle of the night, can't see syndrome.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #5 May 7, 2009 Na.. We can see.. We just like to piss you off.. (and no pun intended lol)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 May 7, 2009 Quote Sounds like the middle of the night, can't see syndrome. that too, i just sit down it is a hell of a lot easier and a lot less messy. Plus mine tends to spray more anyway. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #7 May 7, 2009 sometimes the stream comes out crooked or there is a split stream. It gets worse as we get older. It's especially bad after sex.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 May 7, 2009 Quote Na.. We can see.. We just like to piss you off.. (and no pun intended lol) Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #9 May 7, 2009 Quote Why am I finding dried urine on the floor by the toilet?? Yuck yuck yuck! Don't you shake that shit off or something first?? Does this happen to anyone else or is it seriously just my father? I lived with a very clean and tidy man for 4+ years.. He kept denying it was him, but *seriously*.. how do you explain coming home to pee all over the place when I've cleaned just before going on holidays for a week?!!! Must be the way the thing is designed.. My mom used to always complain about it.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #10 May 7, 2009 Quote Must be the way the thing is designed.. mmm.. interesting... you sure dont complain about how the thing is designed in that pack thread of yours... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #11 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Must be the way the thing is designed.. mmm.. interesting... you sure dont complain about how the thing is designed in that pack thread of yours... It's just a slight engineering flaw It doesn't deflect from it's charm, tabarnac!!! Ha ha ha!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #12 May 7, 2009 I've always thought it was poorly designed also... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 May 7, 2009 When the 8yr old gets lazy and misses he has bathroom duty. No ifs and or buts about it. He doent like cleaning his own pee then he will learn to pee correctly so he won't have to. Never any reason to have pee on the seat or floor. That is just plan laziness..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #14 May 7, 2009 QuoteWhen the 8yr old gets lazy and misses he has bathroom duty. No ifs and or buts about it. He doent like cleaning his own pee then he will learn to pee correctly so he won't have to. Never any reason to have pee on the seat or floor. That is just plan laziness.. the laziness comes from not cleaning up... we don't have the aim and control you might think we do... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 May 7, 2009 Quote sometimes the stream comes out crooked or there is a split stream. It gets worse as we get older. It's especially bad after sex. +1 And it doesn't always go where we think we are aiming. And the Morning Piss is the worst. It is usually pointing straight up and aint going down till you piss. Learning to calculate that arc is why men are so much better at Geometry naturally. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote sometimes the stream comes out crooked or there is a split stream. It gets worse as we get older. It's especially bad after sex. +1 And it doesn't always go where we think we are aiming. And the Morning Piss is the worst. It is usually pointing straight up and aint going down till you piss. Learning to calculate that arc is why men are so much better at Geometry naturally. Mwaa ha ha!! Clearly you are NOT better at calculating angles, since every girl here is complaining of pee stains all over the place!!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #17 May 7, 2009 Quote I lived with a very clean and tidy man for 4+ years.. What planet did you say you were from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote I lived with a very clean and tidy man for 4+ years.. What planet did you say you were from? He always cleaned his pee stains - he just *claimed* it wasn't him!! Don't know whether he ever considered the logistics of how *I* could achieve the same results??!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #19 May 7, 2009 Hey....If you think you can do better, we'll let you hold it and aim Then we'll really see who's better at geometry! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #20 May 7, 2009 Quote Hey....If you think you can do better, we'll let you hold it and aim Then we'll really see who's better at geometry! That's not a geometry problem.. That's an anatomical conundrum!!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #21 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Hey....If you think you can do better, we'll let you hold it and aim Then we'll really see who's better at geometry! That's not a geometry problem.. That's an anatomical conundrum!!! I think he meant you could hold one of ours... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #22 May 7, 2009 Exactly What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #23 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Hey....If you think you can do better, we'll let you hold it and aim Then we'll really see who's better at geometry! That's not a geometry problem.. That's an anatomical conundrum!!! I think he meant you could hold one of ours... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #24 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hey....If you think you can do better, we'll let you hold it and aim Then we'll really see who's better at geometry! That's not a geometry problem.. That's an anatomical conundrum!!! I think he meant you could hold one of ours... Don't start being shy now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #25 May 7, 2009 Its a non-laminar flow. It will splash. Deal with it, and get us a sammich while you're at it.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
