LisaH 0 #1 July 24, 2009 Running stop light - $100.00 DUI - $5,000.00 Not wearing a seat belt - $50.00 Putting you and your girlfriend's photo on your fake drivers license - PRICELESS REMEMBER!! When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...no matter how much you love your girl. (This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop.)Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 July 24, 2009 Quote Running stop light - $100.00 DUI - $5,000.00 Not wearing a seat belt - $50.00 Putting you and your girlfriend's photo on your fake drivers license - PRICELESS REMEMBER!! When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...no matter how much you love your girl. (This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop.) TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 July 24, 2009 Since it's from Mississippi...what did ya expect?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #5 July 24, 2009 They look like a nice couple-whats she doing with her hands......Hands where we can see them people!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 July 24, 2009 Quote They look like a nice couple-whats she doing with her hands......Hands where we can see them people! I dunno...what makes ya think there is a girl under that head, coulda just found the head in a trash can or sumpthin' ya know! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #7 July 24, 2009 she looks too lucid to be a trash can head....plus it looks like she's busy with something down there.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 July 24, 2009 Quote she looks too lucid to be a trash can head.... Is the the voice of experience regarding trash can heads? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 July 24, 2009 Quote Quote she looks too lucid to be a trash can head.... Is the the voice of experience regarding trash can heads? Is that the same as a Pillow Biter?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #10 July 24, 2009 I really wish i could have seen the look on that cops face as Jose handed over that ripe piece of shit.~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #11 July 24, 2009 He's only doing a job that Americans don't want to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #12 July 24, 2009 Whenever i get my camera working I will post my old POS fake id BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 July 24, 2009 Quote Whenever i get my camera working I will post my old POS fake id Hmmm.. can't wait. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slyde 0 #14 July 24, 2009 In Bonham, TX there's a question on the marriage application: "Are you related." It's cuz we live kinda close to Arkansas here in Doktor Cancer cuntry.A Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #15 July 24, 2009 Quote They look like a nice couple-whats she doing with her hands......Hands where we can see them people! Wait, if they are from Mississippippissippi, arent they brother and sister too?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #16 July 24, 2009 they could be: married, brother/sister, cousins, grand parents or...all of the above ;) blue ones! dont take anything I say with anything less than a drink or two!http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 July 24, 2009 DUmb as a rock (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 July 24, 2009 Maybe... the guy is a cross-dresser!? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeffwxyz 0 #19 July 25, 2009 This guy should get some extra time in prison for being so stupid. I wonder if they still give hard labor sentences there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #20 July 25, 2009 Quote Siameese twins? That's a good question! If one Siameese twin is stopped for DUI, is the other Siameese twin considered a passenger?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #21 July 25, 2009 AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 July 25, 2009 Ho - ly SHIT. What a moron. Working in banking, I saw one fake ID that made me laugh. The woman made the 'issued on' date 2 months in the future. She stole one of our customer's check books and was trying to cash a check off of it. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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