DFWAJG 4 #1 October 21, 2009 Yep, She said it! http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/skymama?ref=nf Sorry Andrea, I couldn't resist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #2 October 21, 2009 You're such a Tattletale!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #3 October 21, 2009 and for those of us who don't have her as a friend on facebook?Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #4 October 21, 2009 Quoteand for those of us who don't have her as a friend on facebook? ok: Andrea I can't get the hair out of my mouth after using the Ferminator on my kitty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 October 21, 2009 And those who have a Ferminator know what I'm talking about. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 October 21, 2009 Quote You're such a Tattletale! If she didntI am sure someone se would have tattled...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #7 October 21, 2009 Quote And those who have a Ferminator know what I'm talking about. From Urban Dictionary: FERMINATOR A Virgin, Someone who has never had sex, Or Someone who says they always have sex but you are a 100% sure they are lying. Bro... Jerry said he was with 2 chicks yesterday. Wtf Nah dude hes the ferminator he's never been laid. That guys a virgin fo sho. Dont say that outloud he's a ferminator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 October 21, 2009 Quote And those who have a Ferminator know what I'm talking about. I had to google to see what a ferminator was...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 October 21, 2009 Damnit, I meant FURminator. Really, I did! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #10 October 21, 2009 Quote Damnit, I meant FURminator. Really, I did! Always check your spelling! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #11 October 21, 2009 No kidding, they have two totally different meanings! Just for the record, no Virgins have been near my kitty tonight! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #12 October 21, 2009 The irony of the two statements was just too irresistible not to comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 October 21, 2009 Quote No kidding, they have two totally different meanings! Just for the record, no Virgins have been near my kitty tonight! Says YOU!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtravrtsoul 0 #14 October 21, 2009 Quote No kidding, they have two totally different meanings! Just for the record, no Virgins have been near my kitty tonight! Oh myYou create life, life does not create you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #15 October 21, 2009 Quote Just for the record, no Virgins have been near my kitty tonight! I'm lost... I thought the topic of this conversation had something to do hair in your mouth. ...Not whether someone was a virgin or not. Not theres anything wrong with virgins mind you, especially when enthusiasm makes up for their lack of experience. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 October 21, 2009 Quote Jerry said he was with 2 chicks yesterday I thought you would keep that in confidence... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #18 October 21, 2009 QuoteI'm lost... I thought the topic of this conversation had something to do hair in your mouth. I just don't even know what to say in this thread anymore without digging myself in any deeper!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 October 21, 2009 True story. Kindergarden....first day. I had white dog hair all over my shirt probably from hugging the dog before i left. The dog's name was Percy.I told the teacher i had Percy hairs all over me. She gasped and said "WTF" so to speak. I said "oh our dog's name is PERCY, but i like the way you think" Yea even at age 5 i was a perv. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #20 October 21, 2009 Quote Quote Jerry said he was with 2 chicks yesterday I thought you would keep that in confidence... Mental note: don't friend DFWAJG on facebook if you want to keep things off DZ.com... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #21 October 21, 2009 Quote don't friend DFWAJG on facebook if you want to keep things off DZ.com... No kidding! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 October 21, 2009 Quote Quote don't friend DFWAJG on facebook if you want to keep things off DZ.com... No kidding! She is a good fb friend to me...But then again I am not as quoteable as skymama is...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #23 October 21, 2009 Quote But then again I am not as quoteable as skymama is... I beg to differ, aren't you the one with the happy crotch? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #24 October 21, 2009 Quote Quote But then again I am not as quoteable as skymama is... I beg to differ, aren't you the one with the happy crotch? and ha ha haTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #25 October 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote don't friend DFWAJG on facebook if you want to keep things off DZ.com... No kidding! She is a good fb friend to me...But then again I am not as quoteable as skymama is... Deedy plays with farm animals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
