npgraphicdesign 2 #1 November 6, 2009 My favorite... Q. Do you know what time it is? A. Yes. What's your favorite? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #2 November 6, 2009 Q: Can I go to the bathroom? A: "I don't know. CAN you?" Q: Mom, where's my "xxxx"? A: "Well, where did you have it last?" or "All I know is I don't have it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 November 6, 2009 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3720825#3720825 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #4 November 6, 2009 On a cycling forum, I once saw this exchange between a newbie, and a regular who is notorious for pushing people's buttons. Quote ricadoo: I'm just wondering whether or not it would be ok to cycle in the rain with a road bike ( or any bike for that matter) or will it get rusty? botto: yes. ricadoo: Yes it's ok to ride in the rain or yes it'll get rusty? botto: you've got it. ricadoo: what!!?? botto: exactly. Mod: BOTTO! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #5 November 6, 2009 Q: Can I ask you a question? A: You just did. Would you like another?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #6 November 6, 2009 Quote http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3720825#3720825 Yea yea...your post was the influence for this. Aren't you proud of what you've spawned? (Let's hope that's ALL you've spawned) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 November 6, 2009 (Let's hope that's ALL you've spawned) The day ain't over yet! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #8 November 6, 2009 Quote (Let's hope that's ALL you've spawned) The day ain't over yet! *shudders and forwards the clock to 12:01am* There...day over!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,179 #9 November 6, 2009 We're on dropzone.com. I think the best example of that kind of question here might be "is it OK for me to downsize to a 120 at a 1.3 wingloading when I have 80 jumps? I'm a pilot, and a quick learner" Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyer2100 0 #10 November 6, 2009 The worst question in the world, unless of course you want to start a fight: Q: What are you thinking? A: If I wanted you to know what I was thinking then I would be talking And that's when the fight started..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 November 6, 2009 Quote We're on dropzone.com. I think the best example of that kind of question here might be "is it OK for me to downsize to a 120 at a 1.3 wingloading when I have 80 jumps? I'm a pilot, and a quick learner" Wendy P. i have gotten a 150 at said loading at around 60-something jumps; i'm a slow learner and no pilot tough! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohanW 0 #12 November 6, 2009 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3709844;#3709844 Johan. I am. I think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,179 #13 November 6, 2009 And I used to have a friend who spent time in jail, dropped out of high school, never finished college, and is an executive in a computer company now. They exist. But the pathway for that is a whole lot narrower than the pathway for many other choices. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 November 6, 2009 true dat! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #15 November 6, 2009 Quote My favorite... Q. Do you know what time it is? A. Yes. What's your favorite? From people on the street: Q: Do you have change? A: Yes, I do. (and continue on my way) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sangi 0 #16 November 6, 2009 QuoteQ: Can I ask you a question? A: You just did. Would you like another? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvpNWj5wNtI"Dream as you'll live forever, live as you'll die today." James Dean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #17 November 6, 2009 Quote Quote My favorite... Q. Do you know what time it is? A. Yes. What's your favorite? From people on the street: Q: Do you have change? A: Yes, I do. (and continue on my way) and if you want to be mean.... Q:do you have change you could spare? A:yes i do but i dont want to part with it.IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadCone 0 #18 November 6, 2009 Quote My favorite... Q. Do you know what time it is? A. Yes. What's your favorite? Q: What time is it? A: Time for you to buy a watch.-- Turn off the internet! Join Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety! http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #19 November 6, 2009 My favourite is between a sports reporter and Gordon Strachan (a Football Manager in the UK) Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off] BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #20 November 6, 2009 Quote My favourite is between a sports reporter and Gordon Strachan (a Football Manager in the UK) Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off] BP I once saw an old film clip of Elvis. I think it was taken when he had just come back from serving with the US Army in Germany. Reporter: "So Elvis, what kind of girls do you like?" Elvis: "Female." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 November 6, 2009 Quote Quote My favourite is between a sports reporter and Gordon Strachan (a Football Manager in the UK) Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?" Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off] BP I once saw an old film clip of Elvis. I think it was taken when he had just come back from serving with the US Army in Germany. Reporter: "So Elvis, what kind of girls do you like?" Elvis: "Female." I was doing a TV interview in Fla. prior to a demo once, the talking head asked... "So where at you going to hit?" I replied with~ "I prefer to call it LANDING!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #22 November 6, 2009 American reporter to Beatles (during their 1964 trip to US): "So how do you find America?" John Lennon: "Turn left at Greenland." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 19 #23 November 6, 2009 Hi npg, Bud Abbot,"Who's on First?" Lou Costello,"Yes!" and it takes off from there. Who's on First, What's on Second, I-don't-Know's on Third!! Dr. Dimento would get requests for this piece of "crazy comedy" as he would call it usually during the Baseball season of course!! Ole' Bud would sure get his dander up yelling at Lou.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 November 6, 2009 Late night caller: Hey you're not sleeping are you? Me: No, I'm awake...some idiot just called me on the phone! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertimeunc 0 #25 November 7, 2009 One of my favorites was in "The Pink Panther Returns" (the original, with Peter Sellers) Clouseau: Excuse me, sir. Man in the street: Yes? Clouseau: Do you know how to get to the Palace Hotel? Man in the street: Yes. Then he keeps on walking. The best things in life are dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
