moto89 0 #1 November 10, 2009 I was meeting my dad for dinner tonight, and for some reason or another he decided to head to the restaurant a solid half hour before we were supposed to meet. I get there to find a nearly empty joint, with a particularly hawt young waitress talking to my dad. And I mean HOTTTTTT. Immediately she starts busting my balls about making him wait. She was definitely flirty right off the bat. I order a beer from her and while she is grabbing it my dad straight up tells me "I've laid some groundwork for you man, what do you think?" I think she is hot, so thanks I guess. So she comes back and we start chatting a bit since we are one of her two tables... she asks me about some things that I can tell my dad has already planted trying to make me sound cool as shit, "So how many years have you raced motorcycles for? You're a skydiver? That's so cool, I've always wanted to go....." We chat for a few minutes and she takes our order. She came back about 100 times and grabs a seat next to me and keeps talking to me. Then my dad brings up that she is also a massage therapist and just graduated from massage school... which I am 100% stoked about. We talk about that for a bit, and things are going pretty well. I'm keeping her laughing the whole time, and she's actually turning out to be pretty funny/interesting herself. This is where I thought he was gonna kill it. He motions her to come over and asks "Christina, I'm an old fool here, so humour me. Do you by chance have a significant other?" to which she replies no while smiling towards me. I could have died of embarrassment. She looks back at him and says "Why? Are you gonna be the middle man to get me with your son?" And smiles at me again. The next time she comes back my dad tells her that I've been really stressed out lately and he thinks that I could use a good massage to make me right. I was mid-figuring out a smooth way to ask for her number or leave mine when she leans over to me, pulls out her pad of paper and says to me "Well how about this? Massage or no massage you should hit me up sometime here, here's my number." She keeps coming back as we finish our meals, talking and flirting some more. We say our goodbyes after the meal and she gives me a real big hug on our way out. Now my dad's pure genius of wingman tactics kicks into full gear. We get out to the parking lot and he "forgot" his keys and phone on the table and asked if I would go get it for him. Well played dad, well played. I went to go get them for him and talked to her some more while I was in there. I told her if my memory ends up like my dads that my trivial pursuit career is done for (somehow trivial pursuit had come up earlier in our convo). She suggests that we get together for a night of trivial pursuit since she's confident she can take me due to my inherited memory issues, and other fun while we're at it. Thank you dad. This will not be forgotten come next father's day. I hope that I am half as smooth as you are when I'm approaching 70.Less talking, more flying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 November 10, 2009 Not to be like your dad, but have you met the 19 year old skydiver in the Jailbait thread?I crack myself up sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #3 November 10, 2009 how much did you tip her?IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #4 November 10, 2009 Fuck the tip, by the sounds of it he's gonna give her the whole thing Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 November 10, 2009 Does your Dad think you're a virgin? Easier than going to a whorehouse, huh??? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #6 November 10, 2009 Wow! Cool dad.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #7 November 10, 2009 Quote Fuck the tip, by the sounds of it he's gonna give her the whole thing Just the tip, just to see how it fits."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #8 November 10, 2009 i wish my dad was half that coo! lol Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #9 November 10, 2009 Quote i wish my dad was half that coo! lol My dad is just as cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #10 November 10, 2009 Are you an engineer??? Sounds like a fun time by all. Dad is sure to be a hoot to spend time with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #11 November 10, 2009 Would he do that for all of his kids, and if so, does want to adopt a 45 year-old?There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 November 10, 2009 Quote Are you an engineer??? That just made me chuckle cause my new dude's an engineer. OK, carry on....Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #13 November 10, 2009 You, of all people, are dating Shah? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #14 November 11, 2009 Quote You, of all people, are dating Shah? Shah isn't an engineer any more. Remember? Besides, he has game, so he couldn't be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
