Jkralovec 0 #1 December 2, 2009 So my girlfriend just asked me if we could have sex while skydiving. Getting my tandem master rating is the only feasible way I could could see this happening. So...whodunnit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 December 2, 2009 So my girlfriend just asked me if we could have sex while skydiving. Oh...she finally got around to asking you TOO?! ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #3 December 2, 2009 Quote So my girlfriend just asked me if we could have sex while skydiving. Oh...she finally got around to asking you TOO?! ! She's been awful interested in trying new things lately so whatever you're doing, keep it up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #4 December 2, 2009 QuoteGetting my tandem master rating is the only feasible way I could could see this happening. Mr. Bill exit, you could be doin' it in the door and just roll out the plane. (People with limited imaginations . . . heh.)quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #5 December 2, 2009 QuoteQuoteGetting my tandem master rating is the only feasible way I could could see this happening. Mr. Bill exit, you could be doin' it in the door and just roll out the plane. (People with limited imaginations . . . heh.) Mr. Bill...wouldn't she have to be giving me skull for that to happen? Do I have the logistics, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 December 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Getting my tandem master rating is the only feasible way I could could see this happening. Mr. Bill exit, you could be doin' it in the door and just roll out the plane. (People with limited imaginations . . . heh.) Mr. Bill...wouldn't she have to be giving me skull for that to happen? Do I have the logistics, right? Just make sure your dick is not in her when you exit and pull. You don't want it to get broken off. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #7 December 2, 2009 I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #8 December 2, 2009 QuoteMr. Bill exit, you could be doin' it in the door and just roll out the plane. Been done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 December 2, 2009 Quote I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work It won't matter how high the pull is. Opening shock with two people under one standard sized canopy is going to be a jolt. Brace yourself against opening shock and if you two haven't been ripped apart, then have at it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #10 December 2, 2009 Quote Quote I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work It won't matter how high the pull is. Opening shock with two people under one standard sized canopy is going to be a jolt. Brace yourself against opening shock and if you two haven't been ripped apart, then have at it. That's why I want my tandem master rating. No worry of separation! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 December 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work It won't matter how high the pull is. Opening shock with two people under one standard sized canopy is going to be a jolt. Brace yourself against opening shock and if you two haven't been ripped apart, then have at it. That's why I want my tandem master rating. No worry of separation! Yep, that would be preferable. They don't call it the 5th attachment for nothing! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 December 2, 2009 Well, at least you have Goals! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #13 December 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work It won't matter how high the pull is. Opening shock with two people under one standard sized canopy is going to be a jolt. Brace yourself against opening shock and if you two haven't been ripped apart, then have at it. That's why I want my tandem master rating. No worry of separation! Yep, that would be preferable. They don't call it the 5th attachment for nothing! Never heard that one before Any regs against this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #14 December 2, 2009 QuoteWell, at least you have Goals! Motivation is the key to success. I can't think of any better motivator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #15 December 2, 2009 http://www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jkralovec 0 #16 December 2, 2009 Quotehttp://www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html Seems reasonable enough. Pics or it didn't happen :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jf951 1 #17 December 2, 2009 Quotehttp://www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html you sir are a wonderful wonderful man for posting that. i have a new goal in lifeJump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #18 December 2, 2009 QuoteQuoteMr. Bill exit, you could be doin' it in the door and just roll out the plane. Been done. Not by him. And if you haven't done it, don't yawn like you're too cool for school. If you have, props. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #19 December 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work It won't matter how high the pull is. Opening shock with two people under one standard sized canopy is going to be a jolt. Brace yourself against opening shock and if you two haven't been ripped apart, then have at it. That's why I want my tandem master rating. No worry of separation! Yep, that would be preferable. They don't call it the 5th attachment for nothing! Never heard that one before Any regs against this? Public indecency. The couple that did it here, started in the plane and rolled out the door, landed on the golf course in front of the restraurant windows next to the DZ.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 December 2, 2009 Quote I was thinking HIGH pull. You know, give me some time to work Just ask Range to take her. And you know I can get ground shots of people in freefall with the new Nikon lens I have, right?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sangi 0 #21 December 2, 2009 Quote http://www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html Thanks for the pics. Now I'll have something to show to all those wuffos asking if you can have sex while skydiving.. "Dream as you'll live forever, live as you'll die today." James Dean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #22 December 2, 2009 I see that the grips are very crucial in that skydive..definitely don't want to grab wrong handlesbreak off must be a real bitch Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 144 #23 December 2, 2009 Quote So my girlfriend just asked me if we could have sex while skydiving. Getting my tandem master rating is the only feasible way I could could see this happening. So...whodunnit? For DZ.com I am surprised the thread hasn't been hijacked by safety nazi's telling you not to be so stupid and that only people who are licensed sex workers, have 2000 jumps and a wingloading greater than 2.5 should attempt thisExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #24 December 2, 2009 Quote Quote So my girlfriend just asked me if we could have sex while skydiving. Getting my tandem master rating is the only feasible way I could could see this happening. So...whodunnit? For DZ.com I am surprised the thread hasn't been hijacked by safety nazi's telling you not to be so stupid and that only people who are licensed sex workers, have 2000 jumps and a wingloading greater than 2.5 should attempt this Had he posted this any other place but bonfire that is exactly the response that would have come up first! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #25 December 2, 2009 Quotehttp://www.milehighclub.com/beyond.html I know what I'm doing when I find time and money to jump again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
