quade 3 #51 December 4, 2009 Quotemiranda09 = Chris Hansen Why don't you have a seat over there? Nawww . . . Miranda would have had to claim she was underage. The claimed age of 21 is just the right age for fucking with young skydiver's minds. Any younger than 18 and few people here would have anything to do with her. We may be stupid, but we're not fucking stupid when it comes to jail bait.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #52 December 4, 2009 Just replying to the end here: PM from the Funky one himself Quote fuck those mods are fast...i just posted this in the bonfire and they fucking deleted it within seconds...you gotta clear my name bro.... Ha! You fuckers are stupid. I got a text from brandon (wildcard douchebag) yesterday asking if I am the new chick on dz.com, my reply was no, is she hot? He says, could be. He begs me to tell me if it is me so he can play along. As much as I wish I could have said it was me I had to be honest with him. Ever since he caught me banging his mom and I caught him banging my exwife we sort of have this honesty policy with one another. Had to get on here and check out what he was talking about (registered name #439). Oh the poor girl!!!! She doesnt have a picture up so what the hell kind of piece of ass have you donkeys chased away? She's probably a dirty slut anyways. Skymama - You have my permission to go ahead and proceed with banning this name. We all know it's gonna happen sooner or later. Love, Funks Draw your own conclusions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #53 December 4, 2009 I read that before it got deleted... doesn't convince me either way."Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #54 December 4, 2009 Timing on that is amazingly coincidental wouldn't you say? Miranda goes off to school and Funks takes a few minutes to compose an email?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #55 December 4, 2009 The plot thickens I say! www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 December 4, 2009 Quote I wonder if anyone remembers The Twilight Zone, A Nightmare on Elm Street? The posts in this thread sound like the villagers who are being observed in the alien experiment. (BTW- good to see you and everyone at Zhills this past weekend.) Next year, you should get current earlier so you can do 10-way speed with Van Break. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #57 December 4, 2009 >Timing on that is amazingly coincidental wouldn't you say? son of a crap,you people that run this place are sicker than i thought Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #58 December 4, 2009 I want candy !"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #59 December 4, 2009 Quote Quote I wonder if anyone remembers The Twilight Zone, A Nightmare on Elm Street? The posts in this thread sound like the villagers who are being observed in the alien experiment. (BTW- good to see you and everyone at Zhills this past weekend.) Next year, you should get current earlier so you can do 10-way speed with Van Break. Sure, I'd look forward to that .........but, do you think it'll help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #60 December 4, 2009 Quote Well usually they want to have sex with me or look at me like they do...that's the first hint they are a dude When I was 17, I was working part-time in the dining room of a Holiday Inn. I finally came to the realization that the guy I worked for, (the Dining Room Manager), had the hots for me. Man, was that an awkward situation!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #61 December 4, 2009 Quote Quote Well usually they want to have sex with me or look at me like they do...that's the first hint they are a dude When I was 17, I was working part-time in the dining room of a Holiday Inn. I finally came to the realization that the guy I worked for, (the Dining Room Manager), had the hots for me. Man, was that an awkward situation! Sex in the workplace usually is."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #62 December 4, 2009 Quote Quote Well usually they want to have sex with me or look at me like they do...that's the first hint they are a dude When I was 17, I was working part-time in the dining room of a Holiday Inn. I finally came to the realization that the guy I worked for, (the Dining Room Manager), had the hots for me. Man, was that an awkward situation! When I was 17 I worked at a Red Lobster as a host. I couldn't tell you how many times I was approached for sex by the waitresses...but it was a lot! Didn't go there because I was with my highschool sweetheart and I'm loyal. Yes the same highschool sweetheart that sent me a dear john letter while I was at bootcamp 6 months later. Damn it I have a bad track record with women.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #63 December 4, 2009 If there really was a 21 year old girl that just joined the forums no one in here would be able to hit it anyway so what does it matter if she's real or not? You can't have friends that AREN'T attractive young girls? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #64 December 4, 2009 Speak for yourself young gun.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #65 December 4, 2009 Hahahha..... You know I live right outside of Atlantic City. Who do you jump with at West Point?? I have a couple of really good friends down there...Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #66 December 4, 2009 Quote If there really was a 21 year old girl that just joined the forums no one in here would be able to hit it anyway so what does it matter if she's real or not? You can't have friends that AREN'T attractive young girls? Ahem. May I be of assistance?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #67 December 4, 2009 Quote Speak for yourself young gun. Ok, big guy. Pull it down. Let's see what ya got. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #68 December 4, 2009 Gonna use your magic DILF ways? Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #69 December 4, 2009 God, the old pervs around here are unstoppable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #70 December 4, 2009 22 isn't old BTW. I resent that.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #71 December 4, 2009 Quote God, the old pervs around here are unstoppable. Watch who you call old there, kiddo.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #72 December 4, 2009 Quote Quote Speak for yourself young gun. Ok, big guy. Pull it down. Let's see what ya got. It's not impressive at all. Trust me. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #73 December 4, 2009 Quote Quote If there really was a 21 year old girl that just joined the forums no one in here would be able to hit it anyway so what does it matter if she's real or not? You can't have friends that AREN'T attractive young girls? Ahem. May I be of assistance? How old are you? How many hip replacement surgeries have you had? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #74 December 4, 2009 Quote Gonna use your magic DILF ways? You are just out of control today, aren't you?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #75 December 4, 2009 QuoteQuote God, the old pervs around here are unstoppable. Watch who you call old there, kiddo He's not old. He's a DILF! Big difference.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
