Remster 24 #1 December 11, 2009 He's in town, and will do a popular club ride tomorrow AM. I normally do the slower group that leave 15 minutes before the pros, but should I man up and go ride with Lance? And be dropped like last week's laundry? I'm so out of shape I'd probably get dropped by the slow group anyways! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #2 December 11, 2009 if its that important for you then go for it. no one is gonna give a rats ass if you fall out. if you want to ride with people then go with the newbs.IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 December 11, 2009 Just Kick him in the Nuts (Oops.. Sorry, I mean Nut) right before it starts. He will not be riding so fast then and you might can keep up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #4 December 11, 2009 Well, you do want to be able to brag that you rode with Lance, right?I've considered entering Leadville next year just for the purpose. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faulknerwn 37 #5 December 11, 2009 Start with the slow group- don't worry - he'll still pass ya :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 December 12, 2009 Just start a rumor that Sheryl is out on the course with a sniper rifle and a wind meter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #7 December 12, 2009 Dude, man up and do it! If I had a huffy and a pair of spandex shorts I'd be out there knocking mofos over just to be able to say I rode with Lance when I'm sitting in the old folks home. "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #8 December 12, 2009 Get up close and start a conversation (you know, how is sheryl in bed, does he still have the GTO that Overhaulin' did for him, etc...), let him get a good look at you in your spandex, then at low speed 'accidently' crash him out. Help him up, wipe the blood off his elbows, apologize profusely, then ask him for an autograph. He and his group will never forget you. Of COURSE you should ride with him......how many everyday folk get the chance ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 December 12, 2009 Quote Dude, man up and do it! If I had a huffy and a pair of spandex shorts I'd be out there knocking mofos over just to be able to say I rode with Lance when I'm sitting in the old folks home. I kinda wanna ask if yer still gonna still have the spandex pants thing goin' at the old folks home...but I already know the answer. ~ DEPENDS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 December 12, 2009 Quote He's in town, and will do a popular club ride tomorrow AM. I normally do the slower group that leave 15 minutes before the pros, but should I man up and go ride with Lance? And be dropped like last week's laundry? I'm so out of shape I'd probably get dropped by the slow group anyways! lol DUUUUUDe its all about the bike shorts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 December 12, 2009 Quote Dude, man up and do it! If I had a huffy and a pair of spandex shorts I'd be out there knocking mofos over just to be able to say I rode with Lance when I'm sitting in the old folks home. Seee I knew it.. it is all about the bike shorts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 December 12, 2009 QuoteGet up close and start a conversation (you know, how is sheryl in bed, does he still have the GTO that Overhaulin' did for him, etc...), let him get a good look at you in your spandex, then at low speed 'accidently' crash him out. Help him up, wipe the blood off his elbows, apologize profusely, then ask him for an autograph. He and his group will never forget you. Of COURSE you should ride with him......how many everyday folk get the chance ? Don BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is cracking me up... breath..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 December 12, 2009 Quote Quote Dude, man up and do it! If I had a huffy and a pair of spandex shorts I'd be out there knocking mofos over just to be able to say I rode with Lance when I'm sitting in the old folks home. I kinda wanna ask if yer still gonna still have the spandex pants thing goin' at the old folks home...but I already know the answer. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cryin here I am laffin so hard..... ~ DEPENDS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 December 12, 2009 Take it easy there Scarlet Letter...don't want ya vapor lockin' into a cardiac on us! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #15 December 12, 2009 If I was on that ride this is what it would look behind me as I worked my way towards the front.You guys think it's funny but you haven't seen funny until you've seen Remmy at the DZ in his spandex wearing socks with sandals....THAT is funny. "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 December 12, 2009 Quote If I was on that ride this is what it would look behind me as I worked my way towards the front.You guys think it's funny but you haven't seen funny until you've seen Remmy at the DZ in his spandex wearing socks with sandals....THAT is funny. Been there seen that...... still mentally damaged..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #17 December 12, 2009 Sounds like someone needs to do some speed work with Eddie.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 December 12, 2009 Scott put your money where your mouth is It would take all of 5 minutes to organise a Huffy and a pair of spandex from some of the cool kids at Eloy, infact I'm sure Betsy will still have some tights you can wear from here Stylin Dayz You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #19 December 12, 2009 YEAH, I can see me pulling up on one of these and fitting right in. Besides....you know what they say about spandex "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #20 December 12, 2009 Quote wearing socks with sandals I NEVER wear socks and sandals. NEVER! Them's are fighting words, Navy boy... I did the regular Old man shooout, and didnt see Lance. Considering the full shootout is squireley enough sometimes, I figured i'd be worse with a bunch of groupies! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #21 December 13, 2009 Quote Quote wearing socks with sandals I NEVER wear socks and sandals. NEVER! Them's are fighting words, Navy boy... I did the regular Old man shooout, and didnt see Lance. Considering the full shootout is squireley enough sometimes, I figured i'd be worse with a bunch of groupies! Get a mtn bike and enter Leadville next year. It is an out-and-back course, i.e. at the mid-point you do a 180 and retrace the route. So the good news is you get to see all the leaders after they turn around and head back.And the bad news is that you also get lots of opportunities to have head-on collisions with them.You might get your 15 minutes of fame as "The Guy Who Took Out Lance"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
