Rules of Marriage

[davjohns 1]

For a chuckle -

RULES OF MARRIAGE - as described by kids

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8



4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8



5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10


6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is ..........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck . -- Ricky , age 10

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[Niki1 1]

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For a chuckle -

RULES OF MARRIAGE - as described by kids


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8



4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

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Truly, out of the mouths of babies.

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
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Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

Nothing funny about that. Probably the most true thing said in the piece.

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[JohnDeere 0]

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5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

Nothing funny about that. Probably the most true thing said in the piece.

Theres alot of truth in the whole thing

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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Theres alot of truth in the whole thing

and rightly so, you try telling your wife she looks like a dumptruck

[turtlespeed 212]

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Theres alot of truth in the whole thing

and rightly so, you try telling your wife she looks like a dumptruck

Only if you don't want a wife anymore.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[airathanas 0]

My #1 rule about marriage: DON'T GET MARRIED!

There- I said it.

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[Harmless 0]

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My #1 rule about marriage: DON'T GET MARRIED!

There- I said it.

Sounds like my kinda woman

"Damn you Gravity, you win again"

[pbwing 0]

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My #1 rule about marriage: DON'T GET MARRIED!

There- I said it.

Great. Where were you with that advice 2 marriages ago?!??!

[airathanas 0]

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My #1 rule about marriage: DON'T GET MARRIED!

There- I said it.

Great. Where were you with that advice 2 marriages ago?!??!

I would think you would have learned your lesson after the first mistake...I mean, first marriage.

How does that saying go? "Insanity is making the same mistakes over and over again." Or something like that.

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[pbwing 0]

True,

But I'm pretty sure I got all the bugs worked out on the first two...I'll have it all figured out by the time #3 comes around!!!

[JohnDeere 0]

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True,

But I'm pretty sure I got all the bugs worked out on the first two...I'll have it all figured out by the time #3 comes around!!!

Worked the bug out of what, a remote that controls women? Thats what it will take me to ever go back down that road.........(thats what I say now)....

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[wolfriverjoe 1,371]

Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.

Which is why I won't get back together with my ex

That doesn't mean I'm completely ruling out marriage in the future, I'm just going to have different criteria for selecting the future wife (if any).

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[davjohns 1]

If I want to spend my life with someone, I will. No need to get the government involved. When did they last get something right?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[popsjumper 2]

There's only one marriage rule.

A derivative of that rule is:
When Mama's happy, everybody's happy."

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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