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"Joey, do you ever watch gladiator movies?"



First time I heard it was "Airplane".

Second time I heard it was a TI talking to his 18yo male passenger on the way to altitude.
I don't think the kid even got the joke.:D


"Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?"

Note: I believe this scene was censored from the original release of the film.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"Quick! Like a bunny!"



~Fear & loathing in Las Vegas









"I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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"I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."



Denis Leary in "Demolition Man"
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer."



I can't believe nobody answered this one! (if they did, I must have missed it)
Strange Brew! Best Rich Moranis movie ever.

"Dude, what's a mime like when he's having sex anyway? he's probably like.. ohh... ohh, I'm a mime... oh, I'm a mime..

Dude, Mimes don't talk..

They do... When they're off duty."

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"I hate Snowballs"

"I want a fucking twinkie!"



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" " (That quote is heard throughout the picture) -- from one of the most innovative, controversial and incendiary films ever made. :)



Spiceworld?

"eaallll...ahhh.. ugghhh eyaillll."

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"Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?"



Spartacus!

("I'm Spartacus", "No I'm Spartacus", "I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!":ph34r:)
Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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"Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs."



"I'm a man!"

"Well, nobody's perfect!"
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Let me get this straight: you flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection?
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Don't Cheat Bitches!
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :)
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H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs

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"Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs."



'Some Like it Hot'

One of my favorites. We're showing our age here ya know.;)



You don't need to be old to appreciate fine films.
When I first subscribed to Netflix, one of the first things I did was watch most of the old Hitchcock films I had heard about.
It is really interesting seeing how much influence the old films have on modern movies & TV.

One of the greatest belly-laughs I got from an episode of "Scrubs" was a parody of a scene in an old Hitchcock film.
I'll bet 99% of the viewers never got the reference.

Right now I am halfway through "The Seven Samurai" (1954).
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs."



'Some Like it Hot'

One of my favorites. We're showing our age here ya know.;)





:D:D:D Yeah I know, but the TRUE classics never get old! ;)










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Let me get this straight: you flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection?

~Analyse this
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"You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught."











~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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"You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught."



Thelma & Louise


"Alright. I'll jump first."

"No."

"Then you jump first."

"No, I said."

"What's the matter with you?"

"I can't swim."

"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Butch and Sundance;)

"I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"
Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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Butch and Sundance;)

"I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"



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"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."



Body Heat


"Son, you got a panty on yore head."
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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