Lindercles 0 #51 January 10, 2007 It's exactly what it sounds like. Do a bunch of speed then go on a date. The basic idea is that if you don't have any teeth you can't be so picky, and so you won't be alone for the rest of your life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #52 January 10, 2007 Are we freeflying? cuz I'm falling fast for you.Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #53 January 10, 2007 QuoteAre we freeflying? cuz I'm falling fost for you. Gay. Next. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #54 January 10, 2007 nope, no speed dating... the military tends to give us the ol' "tisk tisk" for the drug stuff. Hell, I don't do regular dating anywhere near a military base, especially out by 29 Palms. The only descent or better looking women are either married, psycho, or both. I'll wait 'till I'm out of the Corps and don't have to worry that the chic I'm talkin' to at the bar is some guy's wife that can't keep her legs shut.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #55 January 10, 2007 The again there is always the black t-shirt that says; ASS, the other vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #56 January 10, 2007 I prefer rosy palmerSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #57 January 11, 2007 Skydiving ... when crack just doesn't get you high enough."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #58 January 11, 2007 Once you jump ... yer dead until you pullZing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSkiesKel 0 #59 January 11, 2007 my favorite so far... "I have a strong tendency to throw myself out of airplanes " I'd buy that one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #60 January 11, 2007 QuoteOnce you jump ... yer dead until you pull Freefalling doesn't kill. Landing does. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jimoke 0 #61 January 11, 2007 turbulance and ambulance sound the same....... you don't want to be in either of them.The ground always, remembers where you are! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessie07 0 #62 January 11, 2007 "In Skydiving you dont loose your girlfreind, you just loose your turn." "It was Moses!" "Our Shenanigan leader was laid back this weekend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #63 January 11, 2007 Quote"In Skydiving you dont loose your girlfreind, you just loose your turn." Are you trying to say skydivers have small penises? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DougH 270 #64 January 11, 2007 When people look like ants PULL!!!! When ants look like people PRAY!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #65 January 11, 2007 Skydiving ... where speed is limited by gravity and not government."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #66 January 11, 2007 Skydiving ... where having done it with many people in many positions is never frowned upon."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites brianfry713 0 #67 January 11, 2007 If it looks like you're low, that's because you are. Have fun, don't die. Don't go in, don't hook it in. (Track/pull/pack) like your life depends on it, because it does. Speed equals lift, so hook it for safety. Don't forget to pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lekstrom10k 0 #68 July 6, 2010 One I started "Jump as much as you can, whenever you can cuz youll never know when you can do it again cuz you live in Michigan" Definition of Tandems. 200 pounds of stupid on the front 50 pounds of worn out stuff on your back 6 or 7 handles , a pilot chute in tow what could possibly go wrong. I would like to find another "Keep on tracking" t-shirt. my wife threw out mine and my original Richmond Boggie t-shirt because they were worn out. They were my favorite classics, women just dont understand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mutumbo 0 #69 July 6, 2010 QuoteNicked from somewhere else as I am not feeling very original today but, If at first you don’t succeed, Skydiving is not for you. i want this one!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Frenchy68 0 #60 January 11, 2007 QuoteOnce you jump ... yer dead until you pull Freefalling doesn't kill. Landing does. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimoke 0 #61 January 11, 2007 turbulance and ambulance sound the same....... you don't want to be in either of them.The ground always, remembers where you are! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessie07 0 #62 January 11, 2007 "In Skydiving you dont loose your girlfreind, you just loose your turn." "It was Moses!" "Our Shenanigan leader was laid back this weekend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #63 January 11, 2007 Quote"In Skydiving you dont loose your girlfreind, you just loose your turn." Are you trying to say skydivers have small penises? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #64 January 11, 2007 When people look like ants PULL!!!! When ants look like people PRAY!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #65 January 11, 2007 Skydiving ... where speed is limited by gravity and not government."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #66 January 11, 2007 Skydiving ... where having done it with many people in many positions is never frowned upon."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #67 January 11, 2007 If it looks like you're low, that's because you are. Have fun, don't die. Don't go in, don't hook it in. (Track/pull/pack) like your life depends on it, because it does. Speed equals lift, so hook it for safety. Don't forget to pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #68 July 6, 2010 One I started "Jump as much as you can, whenever you can cuz youll never know when you can do it again cuz you live in Michigan" Definition of Tandems. 200 pounds of stupid on the front 50 pounds of worn out stuff on your back 6 or 7 handles , a pilot chute in tow what could possibly go wrong. I would like to find another "Keep on tracking" t-shirt. my wife threw out mine and my original Richmond Boggie t-shirt because they were worn out. They were my favorite classics, women just dont understand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #69 July 6, 2010 QuoteNicked from somewhere else as I am not feeling very original today but, If at first you don’t succeed, Skydiving is not for you. i want this one!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites