guppie01 0 #2 September 7, 2010 Looks like it was shat out another Turtles ass! hmmmm DocButt??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 September 7, 2010 Quote Looks like it was shat out another Turtles ass! hmmmm DocButt??? g If you are going to talk like that - you need to go to the masturbation thread - Potty Mouth.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,148 #4 September 7, 2010 Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #5 September 7, 2010 "You bet your sweet ass.......!" :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #6 September 7, 2010 Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Uh....Look inside the shell! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,071 #7 September 7, 2010 AppetizerNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 September 7, 2010 Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g I got mine back in the divorce.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 7, 2010 "You want some of this? Don't get in my green face." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #12 September 7, 2010 "Bare handed and wearing Flip-Flops,Howard had NO idea that the Mama of the snapping turtle he was holding , had just zeroed in on his Toes and was getting ready to SNAP!!!!!!"jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hardarch 1 #13 September 7, 2010 Just for those that haven't heard the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4&p=2C4F775D863598ED&playnext=1&index=4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hardarch 1 #14 September 7, 2010 " Release The Kraken !!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #15 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g I got mine back in the divorce. Too bad she didn't have to give up the balls."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathanwiley 0 #16 September 7, 2010 "No shit, there I was, on my way to the LAKE when.................." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #17 September 7, 2010 Quote "No shit, there I was, on my way to the ocean when.................." psssst...thats a fresh water snapping turtle... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g I got mine back in the divorce. Too bad she didn't have to give up the balls. Oooh - zingggggg She already had them smashe d and puree'd by the time it was over - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #19 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g I got mine back in the divorce. Too bad she didn't have to give up the balls. Oooh - zingggggg She already had them smashe d and puree'd by the time it was over - She gave them to THIS guy?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,071 #20 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Interesting factoid from the LaBrea tar pits (I visited them this past weekend). They have found lots of turtle shells and other parts, but no turtle heads Wendy P. Shhhh - Don't tell anyone that the shells are removable. Is that anything like a detachable penis??? g I got mine back in the divorce. Too bad she didn't have to give up the balls. Oooh - zingggggg She already had them smashe d and puree'd by the time it was over - In some cultures, turtle testicle soup is supposed to be an aphrodisiac.... Well, except for the turtle who donated.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #21 September 7, 2010 When that turtle grows up, he may have to deal with this guy! http://www.wimp.com/snappingturtles/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galenis 0 #22 September 8, 2010 QuoteWhen that turtle grows up, he may have to deal with this guy! http://www.wimp.com/snappingturtles/ Turtle Man: "Might find a bullfrog or two, or a fish or a snake" Cameraman: "Or Typhoid" Turtle Man: " No, it would be a water snake" pricelessIt's time for my nightly ritual: Pleasure myself, weep, and repeat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #23 September 8, 2010 "Put me the Fuck down!" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 September 9, 2010 Quote "I got the tiniest wee-wee you'll ever see!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #25 September 9, 2010 "Don't worry, it will only tickle a little bit"*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
