Celtics85 0 #26 January 16, 2011 Haha i'll have to remember that one.Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #27 January 16, 2011 I wondered how long it would take for this to get moved to bonfire "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #28 January 16, 2011 Quote Install a breathalyzer app that doesn't let you log into DZ.com unless you're under 0.08% No shit, there is an app for smart-phones that intervenes and forces you to enter a code before sending what could be a drunk rant to a boss or girlfriend/boyfriend, etc. Works for emails, SMS, MMS, etc...certainly there is something for the laptop/desktop somewhere...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtics85 0 #29 January 16, 2011 Yeah Im going to have to look into that haha. It doesn't happend often, but every once in a blue moon I do make an ass of myself mostly on the phone to a girl. It usually involves jager I dont know what they put in that stuff but damn I love it.Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 January 16, 2011 i drink a whole bottle of scotch or more myself, but one shot of jägermeister makes me barf.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 January 16, 2011 Quote i drink a whole bottle of scotch or more myself, but one shot of jägermeister makes me barf.. Mmmm...a warm meal! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtics85 0 #32 January 16, 2011 Scotch just gives me chills thinking about it. I love the jager, but I LOVE tequila. Nothing like getting all liquored up on tequila and making some bad decisions.Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #33 January 16, 2011 there's only shit tequila around here, that cuervo-stuff and another brand, cant find the good stuff.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #34 January 16, 2011 Cuervosine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtics85 0 #35 January 16, 2011 Terrible I used to love cuervo now I can't touch it. It has to be patron, but I can stand el jimador. If you ever run across el jimador try it. Its a pretty good tequilla thats pretty inexpensive. Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #36 January 16, 2011 QuoteScotch just gives me chills thinking about it. I love the jager, but I LOVE tequila. Nothing like getting all liquored up on tequila and making some bad decisions. Tequila http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #37 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Scotch just gives me chills thinking about it. I love the jager, but I LOVE tequila. Nothing like getting all liquored up on tequila and making some bad decisions. Tequila http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc that was AWESOME!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #38 January 16, 2011 QuoteScotch just gives me chills thinking about it. I love the jager, but I LOVE tequila. Nothing like getting all liquored up on tequila and making some bad decisions. Jim Breuer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0AJPqKybs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtics85 0 #39 January 16, 2011 HAHA that was one of the best things I've seen in a while on the internet.Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #40 January 16, 2011 QuoteI know in anything the veterans are gonna come off as dicks to the new people. You've still got this part wrong... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,055 #41 January 16, 2011 Well, I think we've all had to apologize on here at one time or another. I've got a few under my belt. Welcome to the forums whoever you become... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #42 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Well, atleast one lesson learned. Just like don't drink and drive. Don't drink and get on forums. Haha Just post in Bonfire when you're drunk... shouldn't be a problem there! And we like candid shots of boobies... post lots of those in Bonfire and you'll be a hero. You just need have a girl friend that is an exhibitionist. Well... actually more than one girl friend would be good. if she has a twin or a good friend and both have strong bi-sexual tendencies, that would help too! ...or a Horse! hey, this isnt brokeback mountain! or a fist... or two"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #43 January 16, 2011 ASSHOLE?! I aspire to BE an ASSHOLE!skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtics85 0 #44 January 16, 2011 QuoteQuoteI know in anything the veterans are gonna come off as dicks to the new people. You've still got this part wrong... I should've put that differently.Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #45 January 18, 2011 Quote Well, I think we've all had to apologize on here at one time or another. I've got a few under my belt. Welcome to the forums whoever you become... I don't think I ever said anything that required an apology...Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #46 January 18, 2011 Quote Quote Well, I think we've all had to apologize on here at one time or another. I've got a few under my belt. Welcome to the forums whoever you become... I don't think I ever said anything that required an apology... No guts, no glory. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #47 January 18, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Well, I think we've all had to apologize on here at one time or another. I've got a few under my belt. Welcome to the forums whoever you become... I don't think I ever said anything that required an apology... No guts, no glory. Fuck off (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #48 January 18, 2011 Whoops ... sorry (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #49 January 19, 2011 Quote Whoops ... sorry Yes....you certainly ARE. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #50 January 19, 2011 Quote Whoops ... sorry Braggin' or complainin'?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
