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I am going to point the 'seriously?" at you my friend... and if I find you reading another of these stupid ass angry woman who could never get laid pieces I will officially revoke your manhood AND your bike riding privelidges! Now go read a hustler and get a 5th of jack daniels and go smack your old lady:P on the ass!

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I prefer Crown Black or George Dickle thank you.

And Andrea likes it when I smack her ass!

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In a couple weeks I'll be in a confined space with her on a saturday night, where she will be spreading her legs and going up and down for about 5-10 mins.

Any tips?
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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i was just thinking of creating a new thread..

and i was thinking of posting some nasty pictures..

but yea, NEVER get back with an ex of yours that obviously has had problems.. even when she convinced you 15yrs later that she changed; she hasnt. actually, it got worse..

i will PM (nasty) pictures at request!
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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In a couple weeks I'll be in a confined space with her on a saturday night, where she will be spreading her legs and going up and down for about 5-10 mins.



I didn't know you would be there. I'm not going now. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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In a couple weeks I'll be in a confined space with her on a saturday night, where she will be spreading her legs and going up and down for about 5-10 mins.



I didn't know you would be there. I'm not going now. :P


Oh, that's not what I heard.

:P
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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I prefer Crown Black or George Dickle thank you.

And Andrea likes it when I smack her ass!

B|



In a couple weeks I'll be in a confined space with her on a saturday night, where she will be spreading her legs and going up and down for about 5-10 mins.

Any tips?


What can be accomplished in 5 to 10 minutes?

Bull riding is measured in seconds. That, I get. One of you (the bigger, meaner one) is trying to terminate the event.

Maybe tunnel time?
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Weird as it may seem, did any one else picture launching scantily clad women from a slingshot at structures filled with green pigs when reading this title?:S:D

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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Weird as it may seem, did any one else picture launching scantily clad women from a slingshot at structures filled with green pigs when reading this title?:S:D



yes-yes, i did!
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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I prefer Crown Black or George Dickle thank you.

And Andrea likes it when I smack her ass!

B|



I thought she just said you could.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Damn, vb! That chick's pretty hot! Is she Swiss?;)



swiss passport, italian descent, throw some morrocan in there and she ends up looking like the latina you may expect..

bat-shit crazy, i tell you! :P
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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After considering this statement over the past few hours...the only tip I can give you is to apologize.
As fun spirited as skymama is, she's still a lady and you've never even met her. Rather rude statement to a woman you don't know, yes?
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What was rude about it?

While I don't mean anything bad by anything, the only statement that I made is that she will be presumably sit flying in the tunnel.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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After considering this statement over the past few hours...the only tip I can give you is to apologize.
As fun spirited as skymama is, she's still a lady and you've never even met her. Rather rude statement to a woman you don't know, yes?
;)



What was rude about it?

While I don't mean anything bad by anything, the only statement that I made is that she will be presumably sit flying in the tunnel.


cheee-taah!!!
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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As fun spirited as skymama is, she's still a lady and you've never even met her. Rather rude statement to a woman you don't know, yes?



Thank you for defending my honor, Mark. :)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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