Don't drive and shave your hoohah

[wmw999 2,166]

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Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[shah269 0]

(“Help me out, Buford, I’m gonna make it look like a LIGHTNING BOLT!”
Ok that there make me smile.

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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[jumpsalot-2 2]

I thought for sure it would be Britney Spears.

Life is short ... jump often.

[Nataly 38]

Gotta say... Not in my most hectic moments did it ever occur to me to combine shaving my hoohah and driving!! Multitasking at it's (not so) finest!!

Nice links!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[davjohns 1]

I have to admit to having peed in a bottle while driving. But that was an emergency.

And that was more than I ever wanted to know about Ms. Spears...

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[Calvin19 0]

Nataly, good to know you keep your kooch shaven.

As for multi-tasking, I admit to switching drivers on the freeway on many occasions, peeing in bottles, watching movies, texting, blogging and searching for X-plane apps.

[ZigZagMarquis 8]

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Gotta say... Not in my most hectic moments did it ever occur to me to combine shaving my hoohah and driving!!

Yeah, but if you could / did shave it while ridding your motorcycle... you'd get extra style points for that...

[riddler 0]

Um, yeah, the "ex-husband" (read, pimp) who was in the passenger seat, steering her to her "boyfriend" (read, John), and she was grooming because her online photos on craigslist of a 20-year-old with a shaved "bikini area" did not match her own worn-out carpet.

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[JohnMitchell 14]

It makes putting on mascara while driving the height of responsibility.

I wonder if she might do some commercials for Lady Norelco shavers or something. "Look, smooth close shave and I have one hand free for driving."

[gonzalesna 0]

you guys should've seen the look on that woman's face when I passed her on the motorcycle while wearing my kilt today. In case you're wondering, a sporran does NOT have enough weight to it to keep a kilt down at 80 MPH

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[oldwomanc6 38]

Q. What do wear under your kilt?





A. Shoes and socks.

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[sandi 0]

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Gotta say... Not in my most hectic moments did it ever occur to me to combine shaving my hoohah and driving!! Multitasking at it's (not so) finest!!

Yeah, I'm busy most of the time so I'm all for multitasking, but certain tasks require full attention. I consider driving and shaving my hoohah to be separate events.

[Heatmiser 0]

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Gotta say... Not in my most hectic moments did it ever occur to me to combine shaving my hoohah and driving!! Multitasking at it's (not so) finest!!

Yeah, I'm busy most of the time so I'm all for multitasking, but certain tasks require full attention. I consider driving and shaving my hoohah to be separate events.

Say it again...go on say it.................hoohah! (Running away creepily)

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