jrmrangers 0 #1 May 29, 2011 So i went to a new dropzone today, since Ive been weathered out forever at the Ranch, and i ran into the one and only Shah!!! I know im going to get flamed for this but he wasnt that big of an asshole in person!!! (then again maybe his charm only affects the women)Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #2 May 29, 2011 We should have taken a picture to prove my existence. I think some think I'm some sort of algorithm from the future created by skynet to.....wait wrong movie....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #3 May 29, 2011 Quote We should have taken a picture to prove my existence. I think some think I'm some sort of algorithm from the future created by skynet to.....wait wrong movie.... Only an engineer would think the rest of us would think that. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #4 May 29, 2011 Actually we did get a picture. the video guy took a still of us getting on the plane. If you can get a copy of it let me know.Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 May 29, 2011 I'll ask chad.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #6 May 29, 2011 I've tallked to shah on the phone.. but then it could all be a computer simulation... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 May 30, 2011 QuoteI've tallked to shah on the phone.. but then it could all be a computer simulation... I'm a figment of some tired packers imagination. I really don't exit.... Still waiting for that picture though.....hum.....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 May 30, 2011 Quote Quote I've tallked to shah on the phone.. but then it could all be a computer simulation... I'm a figment of some tired packers imagination. I really don't exit..... you WOULD Exit if you spent more time on the DZ and less time wondering why your life suxYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerseyShawn 0 #9 May 30, 2011 QuoteActually we did get a picture. the video guy took a still of us getting on the plane. If you can get a copy of it let me know. You should of trailed him and taken plaster casts of his footprints. Until then, I don't believe this encounter with a Shah in his natural habitat really occurred. How about some stool samples? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 May 30, 2011 Quote How about some stool samples? just check out some of his posts for thoseYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 May 30, 2011 Quote Quote How about some stool samples? just check out some of his posts for those maybe he doesnt shit; since he's so full of it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 May 31, 2011 I shit rainbows and piss Bourbon. I can walk on land, sea and air. My name in in a thread will generate 200 views per day. If I think of a thread 100 people will view and another 100 will wonder what they are missing. I'm so good at twisting panties up I turn granny panties into g strings. And the ladies keep coming back. I don't often drink but when I do it's usually a liquid. I am Shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #13 May 31, 2011 WOW! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,434 #14 May 31, 2011 >I shit rainbows and piss Bourbon. >I can walk on land, sea and air. Shah has counted to infinity - twice. Shah can make even a happy meal sad. Shah's farts can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never farted. Shah can write a post so long that even he can't read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #15 May 31, 2011 Quote I can walk on land, sea and air. Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 May 31, 2011 Quote Quote I can walk on land, sea and air. Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! Bro that's cold. Bad karma man....never poke fun at another injury.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #17 May 31, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I can walk on land, sea and air. Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! Bro that's cold. Bad karma man....never poke fun at another injury. Hi! I'm ski, and I'm an asshole! (muff muff muff)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 May 31, 2011 I'm not going to argue that, just pointing out the obviousLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #19 May 31, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote I can walk on land, sea and air. Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! Bro that's cold. Bad karma man....never poke fun at another injury. Hi! I'm ski, and I'm an asshole! (muff muff muff) BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! hahahahaha hahaha HA!Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #20 May 31, 2011 Quote I'm so good at twisting panties up I turn granny panties into g strings. And the ladies keep coming back. So you went skydiving? I hope you had some good jumps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #21 May 31, 2011 Shah, if you're ever in the UK let me know. I'd love to meet up with you at a DZ, and I think we need more than a sample of one to achieve a properly calibrated asshole rating. For what it's worth, I strongly suspect you're a perfectly nice guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #22 May 31, 2011 Quote Bro that's cold. Bad karma man....never poke fun at another injury. You obviously haven't hung around skydivers that long. They look at the injured as fresh meat! Buncha meanies. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 May 31, 2011 Quote So you went skydiving? I hope you had some good jumps. JohnMitchell Yes, thank you. I got 6 jumps in 2 days. For me that's a good number. For others I'm sure that's nothing. Given the facts on the ground and the economic conditions and the state of my world. As I told a friend over lunch, "I have a 300lb led weight tied around my neck and I'm treading water in a 7ft deep part of the beach. I don't have the energy to improve and there is no way to improve, skydiving is a wave that comes in every now and again that lets me touch bottom so I can take a deep breath." Not the best way to live one's life, one breath at a time, but it's better than nothing and more than most. As for the injured, maybe I take the spiritual road too highly but for me that's bad karma for I could very well be next.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #24 May 31, 2011 Quote You obviously haven't hung around skydivers that long. They look at the injured as fresh meat! Buncha meanies. Hah, you pretend to be mean, but we know you're a softy at heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #25 May 31, 2011 Quote As I told a friend over lunch, "I have a 300lb led weight tied around my neck and I'm treading water in a 7ft deep part of the beach. I don't have the energy to improve and there is no way to improve, skydiving is a wave that comes in every now and again that lets me touch bottom so I can take a deep breath." The waves would be more water over you, the ebb is where the water goes down. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
