ryoder 1,403 #1 September 9, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2035266/American-Apparels-search-plus-size-model-won-spoof-entry-intended-campaign-AGAINST-controversial-brand.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #2 September 9, 2011 Mate put that in the sick and twisted thread....god I was just about to go and make some grilled salmon and veggies but now....oh god! I'm going to be sick! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 September 9, 2011 You need some apple pie, Brah Shah. Go get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #4 September 9, 2011 Quote You need some apple pie, Brah Shah. Go get it. ok apple pie = hot. but the ranch bath even made me want to vomit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 September 9, 2011 not likely but I would You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #6 September 9, 2011 Quote Mate put that in the sick and twisted thread....god I was just about to go and make some grilled salmon and veggies but now....oh god! I'm going to be sick! It's funny to visualize that reaction actually happening in real life. Click on link and view a photo: ... uh oh... Runs to the toilet... HUUUURRRRRLLLLL... oh god... bad picture, Blaarrrghhh... Yack... Oh god... no salmon for me. I accidently saw a picture.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #7 September 13, 2011 Haha that article is hilarious. Shah would never "hit that" This girl obviously has an awesome sense of humour and is probably alot of fun to hang out with. Shah is going to die cold and alone... While the rest of us will have some pie Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,403 #8 September 13, 2011 I'm hoping for karma to cause Shah to get hooked up with a chick just as shallow as he is. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 September 13, 2011 Quote I'm hoping for karma to cause Shah to get hooked up with a chick just as shallow as he is. I' have given it a bit of thougth....and I'm ok with it...as long as she is cute. I'm a size 12 how the hell is that a size freaking 12! WTF IS THAT! OMG AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF! EYES MUST BE BURNED! OK....and now the real depressing part... Average size of the average american chick is a size 14. I think I will never ever eat again!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #10 September 13, 2011 what size women are you looking for Shah? If you want size 6 and under, come to CA. Lots of those out here ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 September 13, 2011 8 and under....can find lots of them when i cross the river and hit up NYC...in NJ....aaahhh....hum....well...it's not that easy. Though there are a few! But at the moment I have this size 8 rule. And man...this girl scares me! Though....being a man...I would hit it...but i would not talk about it or say i ever did and just call her "My very good friend"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #12 September 13, 2011 I think if she guaranteed she'll let Shah put it in her butt then he'd tap that. All this talk about barfing is just a smokescreen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 September 13, 2011 Quote Haha that article is hilarious. Shah would never "hit that" This girl obviously has an awesome sense of humour and is probably alot of fun to hang out with. Shah is going to die cold and alone... While the rest of us will have some pie The awesome thing for both her and Shah is that I'm willing to bet they'd be mutually unattracted. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,403 #14 September 13, 2011 Quote I would hit it... The truth finally comes out."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 September 13, 2011 Quote Quote I would hit it... The truth finally comes out. every thing i want to google......i can't! so just google fat chick on a moped AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHIT! I was going to be nice to large girls and engineers for 30 days! SHIT!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #16 September 13, 2011 Quote Quote Haha that article is hilarious. Shah would never "hit that" This girl obviously has an awesome sense of humour and is probably alot of fun to hang out with. Shah is going to die cold and alone... While the rest of us will have some pie The awesome thing for both her and Shah is that I'm willing to bet they'd be mutually unattracted. Hahahaha, yeah, as soon as she found out he was an engineer she would take her pie elsewhere Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,446 #17 September 13, 2011 >If you want size 6 and under, come to CA. Lots of those out here Some healthcare facilities and refugee camps would be pretty good options too . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 September 13, 2011 Quote>If you want size 6 and under, come to CA. Lots of those out here Some healthcare facilities and refugee camps would be pretty good options too . . . Now don't be mean to skinny healthy active girls!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #19 September 13, 2011 Quote Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay You must live a very sad, chaotic life Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #20 September 13, 2011 Quote Quote Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay You must live a very sad, chaotic life We all have to have goals you know. Hum...if she lost.....40lbs....maybe it could work. But she does have kind of a large build....but then again...she does have big tits....then again she does have that belly that hangs over the pie....but you know what they say about big girls and how they are in bed.....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #21 September 13, 2011 QuoteWe all have to have goals you know. Yes, I know this very well. I often achieve mine. How are yours coming along?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #22 September 13, 2011 Shah, what is your ideal, picture perfect woman? Just curious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 September 13, 2011 QuoteShah, what is your ideal, picture perfect woman? Just curious. GIRL! That isn't easy to describe in words.....I mean no joke I've dated girls as big as the one pictured in the article when I was in engineering school (Jill H, a very nice girl who was a vegan) to girls who were size 00 (Melinda from Hungary). As it stands now I'm not into "thick" girls though one of the girls I'm seeing could be classified as "thick". The one before her was an inch taller than me and a little on the thicker side...I was actually turned on by her intellect. Ah another was a doctor, she was a size 8 at Gap...i know we went shopping one day for clothes. But she was an athlete. God.....if i had to say.... Hum... How about....her? http://s2.bikewalls.com/pictures/Ducati_Monster696-ok_2008_01_1024x768.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #24 September 13, 2011 She's pretty cute but I've dated bigger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #25 September 14, 2011 yeah, she is pretty cute! She looks European. there are cuter out here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
