tmccann 1 #76 December 22, 2011 How does Uncle Fester manage to make every thread about him? I want to hear more about this staring at boobs on a date being a bad thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #78 December 22, 2011 Quote How does Uncle Fester manage to make every thread about him? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #79 December 22, 2011 QuoteHow does Uncle Fester manage to make every thread about him? A pic of Shah with a light bulb in his mouth. Now that would be funny.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #80 December 22, 2011 Quote Quote How does Uncle Fester manage to make every thread about him? A pic of Shah with a light bulb in his mouth. Now that would be funny. He should dress up as Fester next Halloween. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #81 December 22, 2011 Quote Quote How does Uncle Fester manage to make every thread about him? A pic of Shah with a light bulb in his mouth. Now that would be funny. There is an eery similarity: http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/unclefester.jpg "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #82 December 22, 2011 Not even close. UF is a sharp dresser. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #83 December 22, 2011 Quote How does Uncle Fester manage to make every thread about him? I DIDN'T MAN I JUST SAID HI AND IT WENT TO SHIT!" I want to hear more about this staring at boobs on a date being a bad thing. NICE! I think that will work ;-) I keep trying to push this thread back on track and you guys just want to talk about me? I mean maybe there needs to be some sort of Shah fan club? Maybe need to make patches to hand out to people who jump with me? Maybe 269 of them? OK...back on track! Nat! so you paid for the drinks? What a rude dude!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #84 December 22, 2011 This one time... at band camp... No really.. some years ago I was set up on a blind date with someone and.. that someone was nothing even in the same vicinity of what they were built up to be. Thinking quick of a way to end the date I started talking over my shoulder to my friend whom I called "Fred" that night. Only I could see and hear "Fred".. I would say stuff like .. "shh, she wasn't talking to you, don't be rude" It only took a few minutes before she asked for her check and left.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #85 December 22, 2011 So that's who you're talking to when you're sitting on the back deck at the DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmccann 1 #86 December 22, 2011 Ha! My sister is the one with the bad blind/internet date track record in my family. She once showed up for a date to find the restaurant on fire... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #87 December 23, 2011 Quote Ha! My sister is the one with the bad blind/internet date track record in my family. She once showed up for a date to find the restaurant on fire... See, that's what I love about sharing on this forum - someone always has a better/worse story!!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #88 December 23, 2011 Quote Signs a date went badly... is when you find your glove filled with human feces scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #89 December 23, 2011 Quote Quote Signs a date went badly... is when you find your glove filled with human feces Who did YOU annoy so much? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #90 December 23, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Signs a date went badly... is when you find your glove filled with human feces Who did YOU annoy so much? THAT is NOT how ya fist someone! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #91 December 23, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Signs a date went badly... is when you find your glove filled with human feces Who did YOU annoy so much? I didn't, but SOMEONE DIDscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #92 December 23, 2011 Quote sorry bro, it's DannYdAn's language, axe him! How come I gotta axe him the question?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
