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Hell NO! I say we hijack her thread and make her do something about it.



nooo... I'm still waiting for a response from her...:(



That drunken lush? She's probably passed out by now :S ;)
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Dear Sunshine,
I am in a bit of a fix.
I have a stalker AND paparazzi! What ever shall I do?



I guess i gotta come to AZ and kick some stalker/paparazzi ass. Nobody messes with my friend the PIXIE!!!

I'm going to Nogales tomorrow I'll take care of her;);)........don't you worry:ph34r::P
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Dear Sunshine;

I am too old and ugly to attract a stalker. Is there any hope for me?



Sometimes it's necessary to get a person drunk to make yourself look better.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Dear Sunshine: I am really really drunk and finding it hard to concentrate. What should I do?



Go with the flow and keep drinking. Alcohol can be such a gooood friend. B|

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meow

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Dear Sunshine:

What's up with sunburns? I mean, isn't sunshine supposed to be good for us? Isn't vitamin D a good thing? Why must you torture us so?



I have an evil side that makes it fun to burn people and watch them cry!!! >:(

BTW, i was stupid enough to burn myself last weekend. :D

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meow

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Dear Sunshine,

I heard somebody say something about road head and I was too shy to ask her what that meant. Could you get me up-to-date on today's slang?

Anonymous
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Dear Sunshine,

Why can the Y chromosome be so annoying? Does the missing DNA cause the language problems? Or is it the fact that we raise them as "boys" and don't teach them to talk about their fears and problems?
Can you help me on this genetic gordian knot?

Signed
XX :ph34r:

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I can answer that! :S It's because mens brains suffer from oxygen depletion from poorly ventilated pants.



Is that like the Robin Williams quote about God giving men two heads, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time?

Or just saying that we run around with our heads up our asses??

:D:D:D
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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