LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1 September 28, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kxTAjVGN4CE Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 September 28, 2012 Well, at least she knows right up front the guy is a complete asshole.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 September 28, 2012 Quote Well, at least she knows right up front the guy is a complete asshole. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #4 September 28, 2012 Naw, that was pretty cool.. He would have been an asshole for farting in that little plane with her Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 September 28, 2012 Thanks, made me smile You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #6 September 28, 2012 Quote Well, at least she knows right up front the guy is a complete asshole. At least he didn't put it in a dive."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 September 28, 2012 Quote Thanks, made me smile You are welcome. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #8 September 28, 2012 That right there is priceless She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #9 September 28, 2012 Nice Rack! Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 September 29, 2012 Quote Nice Rack! I noticed that too, right when the plane started bouncing up and down. Freakin' one track minds, Sparky. That was borderline being a jerk but if he makes good on his promise they'll both have a great life together. I wish them the best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 September 29, 2012 She can do better...prolly will in about 5 years! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #12 September 29, 2012 Quote Quote Well, at least she knows right up front the guy is a complete asshole. At least he didn't put it in a dive. I'm not saying he couldn't be a bigger asshole, but the fact remains it's WAY UNCOOL to fake an emergency, I don't care what the circumstances are. If you make a person feel as if their life is threatened and it was just a joke, they have every right to never associate with you again.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 September 29, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Well, at least she knows right up front the guy is a complete asshole. At least he didn't put it in a dive. I'm not saying he couldn't be a bigger asshole, but the fact remains it's WAY UNCOOL to fake an emergency, I don't care what the circumstances are. If you make a person feel as if their life is threatened and it was just a joke, they have every right to never associate with you again. +1 Did you see the look on her face? I can only imagine what just went through her mind? My mind goes to "Does the cat have enough food?" or "I knew I should've worn my rig. We could've popped this canopy and I'd be outta here!!!" Imagine if she made a spontaneous utterance like, "I'm sorry I've been effing your brother! I have to get that off my chest before I die!" or something like that!! PS - I love those little Diamonds Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #14 September 29, 2012 How does this guy rate on your assholiness scale?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #15 September 29, 2012 QuoteHow does this guy rate on your assholiness scale? Some people are just too fucking dumb to live. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 September 29, 2012 Definitely the most creative proposal I've ever seen with just the two of them! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #17 September 30, 2012 Quote Imagine if she made a spontaneous utterance like, "I'm sorry I've been effing your brother! I have to get that off my chest before I die!" or something like that!! So . . . how do you come up with this stuff?Just sayin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamUK 3 #18 September 30, 2012 Right after the proposal he seems to be spending too much time on her rather than keeping straight and level. I always thought rule #1 of pilot school was 'fly the damn plane'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 September 30, 2012 Quote Right after the proposal he seems to be spending too much time on her rather than keeping straight and level. I always thought rule #1 of pilot school was 'fly the damn plane'. Ummm...did you SEE the rack on that girl?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,352 #20 September 30, 2012 Quote Quote Imagine if she made a spontaneous utterance like, "I'm sorry I've been effing your brother! I have to get that off my chest before I die!" or something like that!! So . . . how do you come up with this stuff?Just sayin' Straight out of "Almost Famous.""There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,649 #21 September 30, 2012 Based out of KPWK I believe. (Chicago skyline in background). Probably a Cubs fan ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 September 30, 2012 Quote Quote Imagine if she made a spontaneous utterance like, "I'm sorry I've been effing your brother! I have to get that off my chest before I die!" or something like that!! So . . . how do you come up with this stuff?Just sayin' If you only knew how many warrants I've had to sign over the years for DV issues that's have started with similar phrases!! "That baby isn't yours!", "How does so and so's dick taste?", you get the picture. Years and years of being in the judiciary have shown me some things I would've never imagined people doing to each other. On the bright side, for my own sanity, I bought an American Slang Dictionary so I knew when to keep some curse words 1 word or 2 when typing a warrant or summons. I had a big discussion with a Judge about whether "motherfucker" is one word or 2. It is 1. Just remembered he would turn to me in open court and side eye me when I would type out the full name of porno movies in the narrative of a complaint when the video store owners would charge the renter with theft when the video wasn't returned. Ahhhh.... good times back in the day. Edited to fix MFer is 1 word. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #23 September 30, 2012 I'm glad I work in aviation. Yep, my friends in law enforcement see some stuff I can only imagine. It must be hard to keep a positive view of humanity some days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
