ryoder 1,572 #1 May 7, 2013 http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/cleveland-neighbor-missing/ The best line is right at the end."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 May 7, 2013 Has this been gif-ed yet? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mistercwood 287 #3 May 7, 2013 Quote http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/cleveland-neighbor-missing/ The best line is right at the end. Deeeeeeaaaaaadd giveaway, bro! You are playing chicken with a planet - you can't dodge and planets don't blink. Act accordingly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #5 May 7, 2013 I like that guy. But yes, his speech is a product of his culture.Still, he'd be fun to have over for barbecue and whatnot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 May 7, 2013 Quote http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/cleveland-neighbor-missing/ The best line is right at the end. LOL You know somethings wrong when....You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,572 #7 May 7, 2013 NWFlyer Has this been gif-ed yet? Fark.com: "Antoine Dodson, Kai the Hitchhiker, and Sweet Brown are excited to welcome Charles Ramsey to the Secret Order of People Interviewed on the News Who Became Internet Memes.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 May 7, 2013 JohnMitchell I like that guy. But yes, his speech is a product of his culture.Still, he'd be fun to have over for barbecue and whatnot. You have to wonder if some of the ribs and other bbq were long hog.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 733 #9 May 7, 2013 His 911 call is even MORE entertaining!! She need errything. She in her panties! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bignugget 0 #10 May 7, 2013 ryoder ***Has this been gif-ed yet? Fark.com: "Antoine Dodson, Kai the Hitchhiker, and Sweet Brown are excited to welcome Charles Ramsey to the Secret Order of People Interviewed on the News Who Became Internet Memes." Kai is fckin epic. SMASH SMASH SMASSSSSSSH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #11 May 7, 2013 As I see it, this guy did a super good deed and it's kind of inconsiderate to post a link that contains his personal phone number.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 733 #12 May 7, 2013 I thought the same thing when I heard it. Add him to the drunk dial list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 May 7, 2013 normiss His 911 call is even MORE entertaining!! She need errything. She in her panties! You just KNOW that the people who did the remix of Dodson's interview is gonna do one for this guy. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 733 #14 May 7, 2013 Done. Hopefully they will improve significantly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 May 7, 2013 normiss Done. Hopefully they will improve significantly. Damn! The Bed Intruder song video has 114 million views, and the iTunes version of it has over 24 million views! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 1 #16 May 7, 2013 labrysAs I see it, this guy did a super good deed and it's kind of inconsiderate to post a link that contains his personal phone number. Dudette, yer killin our buzz. Tomorrow we tell jokes about the victims of the Bengladesh factory collapse. I already have a crush on one of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,572 #17 May 7, 2013 BillyVance You just KNOW that the people who did the remix of Dodson's interview is gonna do one for this guy. There are a few on YouTube, but nothing worth listening to...yet. Hopefully "Autotune the News" picks it up."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,572 #18 May 7, 2013 JohnMitchell I like that guy. But yes, his speech is a product of his culture.Still, he'd be fun to have over for barbecue and whatnot. The house next door could be available cheap: http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/05/house_where_woman_held_captive.html Front door needs a little work."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 May 7, 2013 Appraised at $36K? 4 years taxes less than $3K? Man, you gotta like that. But . . . location, location, location. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #20 May 7, 2013 JohnMitchell Appraised at $36K? 4 years taxes less than $3K? Man, you gotta like that. But . . . location, location, location. I hate to imagine what the inside of the house is like. You can't keep hostages for years without doing some serious, most likely disgusting, damage. One question I have, though; how was the house appraised less than two years ago without anyone noticing that these women were in there? Every appraisal I've ever had, the appraiser was all over the house, in and out measuring and taking notes. Maybe the article should have said assessed? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 May 7, 2013 Quote Every appraisal I've ever had, the appraiser was all over the house, in and out measuring and taking notes. Maybe the article should have said assessed? You're right. The bank appraises, the tax man assesses, often by just looking around outside the house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcjen24 0 #22 May 7, 2013 Quotehow was the house appraised less than two years ago without anyone noticing that these women were in there? For my last two refinances the appraisals consisted of someone driving by my house to make sure the structure was still standing and that's it. Glad these gals were found! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 1 #23 May 7, 2013 QuoteI hate to imagine what the inside of the house is like. You can't keep hostages for years without doing some serious, most likely disgusting, damage. It rubs the lotion into its skin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 733 #24 May 7, 2013 Dude, it has a built in BDSM room with wall mounted restraints for at least 3! Settle down Remi.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,572 #25 May 7, 2013 Andy9o8QuoteI hate to imagine what the inside of the house is like. You can't keep hostages for years without doing some serious, most likely disgusting, damage. It rubs the lotion into its skin. Hey! We haven't played that for a while: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcITGNWtoIc"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites