LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1376 December 17, 2013 normiss Guinness draught.... IIRC, isn't the can discontinued? I thought they dropped the widget disk and went to bottle. Or are you referring to Guinness Extra? THAT stuff is for beef 'n Guinness! You know sending a rookie to Guinness and any IPA is a futile effort! That shit will burn the hair off of her head. NASTY!!!! Then again, as far as beer goes, I can only handle light beers like Corona Light or Red Stripe Light. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoppieJoe 7 #1377 December 17, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***Guinness draught.... IIRC, isn't the can discontinued? I thought they dropped the widget disk and went to bottle. Or are you referring to Guinness Extra? THAT stuff is for beef 'n Guinness! You know sending a rookie to Guinness and any IPA is a futile effort! That shit will burn the hair off of her head. NASTY!!!! Then again, as far as beer goes, I can only handle light beers like Corona Light or Red Stripe Light. First bad coffee..Now bad beer.... Good thing you're hot.Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society" "Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!" ____________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1378 December 17, 2013 StoppieJoe ******Guinness draught.... IIRC, isn't the can discontinued? I thought they dropped the widget disk and went to bottle. Or are you referring to Guinness Extra? THAT stuff is for beef 'n Guinness! You know sending a rookie to Guinness and any IPA is a futile effort! That shit will burn the hair off of her head. NASTY!!!! Then again, as far as beer goes, I can only handle light beers like Corona Light or Red Stripe Light. First bad coffee..Now bad beer.... Good thing you're hot.Dude, I'm old. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1379 December 17, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***Guinness draught.... IIRC, isn't the can discontinued? I thought they dropped the widget disk and went to bottle. Or are you referring to Guinness Extra? THAT stuff is for beef 'n Guinness! You know sending a rookie to Guinness and any IPA is a futile effort! That shit will burn the hair off of her head. NASTY!!!! Then again, as far as beer goes, I can only handle light beers like Corona Light or Red Stripe Light. I love my hair!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1380 December 17, 2013 promise5 ******Guinness draught.... IIRC, isn't the can discontinued? I thought they dropped the widget disk and went to bottle. Or are you referring to Guinness Extra? THAT stuff is for beef 'n Guinness! You know sending a rookie to Guinness and any IPA is a futile effort! That shit will burn the hair off of her head. NASTY!!!! Then again, as far as beer goes, I can only handle light beers like Corona Light or Red Stripe Light. I love my hair!!! A few months ago at the DZ I opened a bottle of IPA beer. I didn't know what it was. I am a total beer wimp and obviously have no taste in beer, from what I've been told. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 633 #1381 December 17, 2013 GILF is not a bad thing. Per se. Yet your lack of taste in beer clearly disqualifies you from advising others on said beer. I always like to try new beers. I love to tell a bartender or waitress what I like and ask they bring me something. ;-) I'm ready to walk when I ask what craft beers a place has only to get blinks in response. New place in downtown near our house. She rattles off every discount crap beer in USofA. I ask about bottled/craft beers. Nope. Not going to carry them either. Shame. Shame. I was actually looking forward to going back. WAS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1382 December 17, 2013 normiss GILF is not a bad thing. Per se. Yet your lack of taste in beer clearly disqualifies you from advising others on said beer. I always like to try new beers. I love to tell a bartender or waitress what I like and ask they bring me something. ;-) I'm ready to walk when I ask what craft beers a place has only to get blinks in response. New place in downtown near our house. She rattles off every discount crap beer in USofA. I ask about bottled/craft beers. Nope. Not going to carry them either. Shame. Shame. I was actually looking forward to going back. WAS. I know. I'm pathetic. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,402 #1383 December 17, 2013 Well, since all the mass-marketed (formerly) American "beer" is now foreign-owned, you should go back there and demand an actual American beer! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 633 #1384 December 17, 2013 Surely she meant carpet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1385 December 17, 2013 normiss Surely she meant carpet. Oh crap don't start that again. I'm still not sure everyone was talking about what I thought they were talking about.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,402 #1386 December 17, 2013 Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1387 December 17, 2013 ryoder Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. That's just the Eskimos, right? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,357 #1388 December 17, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. That's just the Eskimos, right? Nope. And it's not just Alaska either. I dated a girl who didn't shave her legs in the winter. Once it got long enough to not be "prickly" it was ok. A little odd, but ok."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1389 December 17, 2013 wolfriverjoe ******Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. That's just the Eskimos, right? Nope. And it's not just Alaska either. I dated a girl who didn't shave her legs in the winter. Once it got long enough to not be "prickly" it was ok. A little odd, but ok. Was it a joint decision or did you just have to deal with it?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1390 December 17, 2013 wolfriverjoe ******Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. That's just the Eskimos, right? Nope. And it's not just Alaska either. I dated a girl who didn't shave her legs in the winter. Once it got long enough to not be "prickly" it was ok. A little odd, but ok. WHAT??!!!!! Oh no no and hell no!! Ok if I offend then I offend. But, I love my long blonde hair and yes I have eyebrows and eyelashes everything else is free due to laser!! Laser is a girls best friend!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1391 December 17, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***Guinness draught.... IIRC, isn't the can discontinued? I thought they dropped the widget disk and went to bottle. Or are you referring to Guinness Extra? THAT stuff is for beef 'n Guinness! You know sending a rookie to Guinness and any IPA is a futile effort! That shit will burn the hair off of her head. NASTY!!!! Probably a good idea that she doesn't try Arrogant Bastard ale. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1392 December 17, 2013 promise5 *********Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. That's just the Eskimos, right? Nope. And it's not just Alaska either. I dated a girl who didn't shave her legs in the winter. Once it got long enough to not be "prickly" it was ok. A little odd, but ok. WHAT??!!!!! Oh no no and hell no!! Ok if I offend then I offend. But, I love my long blonde hair and yes I have eyebrows and eyelashes everything else is free due to laser!! Laser is a girls best friend!! That thud wasn't an earthquake. That was the horny men of DZ.com fainting at their computers. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1393 December 17, 2013 Blame it on Ryoder he's the one that started it.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,402 #1394 December 17, 2013 promise5 *********Hey, it's winter up there in AK. The Alaskans need natural fur to stay warm. That's just the Eskimos, right? Nope. And it's not just Alaska either. I dated a girl who didn't shave her legs in the winter. Once it got long enough to not be "prickly" it was ok. A little odd, but ok. WHAT??!!!!! Oh no no and hell no!! Ok if I offend then I offend. But, I love my long blonde hair and yes I have eyebrows and eyelashes everything else is free due to laser!! Laser is a girls best friend!! I'm sorry, but could you repeat that? My mind drifted off..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 633 #1395 December 17, 2013 Not all of us prefer fully smooth floors. I tend to like area rugs myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1396 December 17, 2013 Well, it looks like this thread had gone from the "bang" thread to the "beer" thread. I do believe that's called "Jumping the Shark". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 633 #1397 December 17, 2013 Just to be clear, there was no mention of beer whatsoever in my last post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1398 December 18, 2013 normiss Just to be clear, there was no mention of beer whatsoever in my last post. I stand corrected!!! I don't know what I was thinking!?! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1399 December 18, 2013 Just when I thought this thread was dead.... Quote Regulator BOOM! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #1400 December 18, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Gentlemen, obviously contributions to the Glory thread do not go unnoticed... Quote lets throw hcsvader in there... IM sure I could return the favour and throw IT in there for yaHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
