Jumpdude 0 #1 August 26, 2014 Like the title says,, There's something really, seriously sick in the world of skydiving today! Billy Vance just turned 47 today! I still wonder what was up with those weird moaning and grunting sounds coming from your tent at the Fitz Boogie! Happy Birthday You SICK fuck!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 26, 2014 You just had to go there, didn't you? Fucker... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #3 August 26, 2014 BillyVance You just had to go there, didn't you? Fucker... Yup!! But ONLY for you!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #4 August 26, 2014 Happy birthday Billy !!!!!!!!! Wow people say I'm naive. Even I know what's going on when there moans and groans coming from a tent.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgriff 0 #5 August 26, 2014 promise5Wow people say I'm naive. Even I know what's going on when there moans and groans coming from a tent. Muscle cramps? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishrigger 31 #6 August 26, 2014 Lol happy birthday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #7 August 26, 2014 47? I think I have socks older than that. Happy Birthday!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #8 August 26, 2014 I thought you were going to post about the person in empuriabrava who is in critical shape in hospital due to a failed ice bucket challenge. 1500liters of water on the head from a firefighting plane scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 August 26, 2014 cgriff ***Wow people say I'm naive. Even I know what's going on when there moans and groans coming from a tent. Muscle cramps? Bad back and an air mattress with a slow leak. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #10 August 26, 2014 Ok sureNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 August 26, 2014 promise5 Ok sure Yep... I'm at the point now that I'm just gonna get a motel room. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #12 August 26, 2014 Happy Birthday little fella Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #13 August 26, 2014 Happy Birthday Billy a few more yearsYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #14 August 26, 2014 promise5 Wow people say I'm naive. Even I know what's going on when there moans and groans coming from a tent. But this is Billy we are talking about, so your idea of the sounds that come from most tents don't apply to Billy's tent! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 August 26, 2014 Oh crud you're so right !! Don't need to know more!! Happy birthday Billy!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #16 August 26, 2014 promise5 Happy birthday Billy !!!!!!!!! Wow people say I'm naive. Even I know what's going on when there moans and groans coming from a tent. I don't. PM me and explain...in detail. Happy Birthday Billy!I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 August 26, 2014 When you're waxing your cane...can ya hear yourself moan? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #18 August 26, 2014 promise5 Oh crud you're so right !! Don't need to know more!! Happy birthday Billy!!! Where's the DZ.com "Like" button?????? Like Like Like Like!!!!! Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 August 26, 2014 Rick Happy Birthday Billy a few more years You know... I never did send in for my POPS membership... I just figured with the amount of jumps I'd made in my 40's, I wouldn't need it for anything. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 August 27, 2014 BillyVance ***Happy Birthday Billy a few more years You know... I never did send in for my POPS membership... I just figured with the amount of jumps I'd made in my 40's, I wouldn't need it for anything. Youse an old fugger ain't cha?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
