HELP! Need Alternate NPS Acronyms

[base428 1]

I'm putting the finishing touches on a cool new T-shirt for Bridge Day and I need your help. I've got about 20+ alternate acronyms for "BASE", but I need a few more for "NPS".

Here are a few for "BASE":
-Best Adrenaline Sport Ever
-Bodies Are Shattered Eventually

Here is one for "NPS":
-No Parachutes Sucka!

If anyone can add to the NPS acronyms, please post it here or email me. Many thanks.

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[321seeya 0]

Needs Pussy Severely

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

[FIREFLYR 0]

No Protection or Service

"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest"
"There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

[Thijs 0]

National pussy(ies) squadron

[skreamer 1]

Nanny Police State
Not Practicing Sanity

[321seeya 0]

Need Permission Skydive

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

[Basedude 0]

No Phun Squad

No Permits Sold

[evilivan 0]

Never Play Safe

Nice Paunch Sir!

"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation."
David Brent

[DaveO 0]

I vote for Basedude's , "No Permits Sold".

"When it comes to BASE, I'll never give advice, only my opinion"

[wwarped 0]

their goal:

Natural, Parachute-free Sky

DON'T PANIC
The lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
sloppy habits -> sloppy jumps -> injury or worse

[NickDG 23]

Hey Jason,

This is just a suggestion, but you, because you are the organizer of Bridge Day, might want to stay above stuff like this. You still have to deal with the Bridge Day Commission, a body that might lean toward the NPS once we start throwing around the word, "pussies."

Sure, I know how frustrated and betrayed you must feel, but, at Bridge Day you are our front man, the liaison between us and everyone else.

We'll take care of dirty work, you should just think of keeping yourself in a position somewhere between heaven and hell, while staying effective and viable . . . Yeah, I know it sucks, but that's the price you pay for the job you asked for . . .

You know they count on the Bridge Day organizer to implode and then they start anew on the next one, all the while the agenda of the NPS rolls merrily along. Let’s break that cycle . . .

NickD BASE 194

[pBASEtobe 0]

I have a feeling that Jason was looking for "nice" acronyms for NPS like his example "No Parachutes Sucka!" As in...if you don't have a parachute open that would suck!

I think everyone just took it as a NPS bashing session.

Edit to add: How about NPS - Need (new) Pair of Shorts

[base428 1]

No worries, I would never use the "p" word on a T-shirt anyway. I'm just looking for one cool NPS acronym to put on a T-shirt for a side project.

And I think you'd find many members of the Bridge Day Commission that are not fond of the NPS. Regardless, thanks for the tips.

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[cornishe 0]

Nazi Park Soldiers
Never Parachuting, Sorry.
Not Parachuting Soon
Negating Public Service

editing that last one to...
Neglecting Public Service


Jason - I'm going to phone you tonight.


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Abbie Mashaal
Skydive Idaho
Snake River Skydiving
TandemBASE

[leroydb 0]

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Not Parachuting Soon

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[pBASEtobe 0]

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Nazi Park Soldiers
Never Parachuting, Sorry.
Not Parachuting Soon
Negating Public Service


Jason - I'm going to phone you tonight.

AAAAHHHHH!!!! He's back!!! You've been un-banned Abbie!?!

[321seeya 0]

Nice Parachute Sir......Now heres your 2000.00 fine and by the way...Gimme your rig.....

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

[lawrocket 3]

Youcould have some real fun if you did something like:

"Free BASE!!!
(From NPS Restrictions)"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[cornishe 0]

Quote

AAAAHHHHH!!!! He's back!!! You've been un-banned Abbie!?!

Fuck ya, muthafuka!

Now here's the one's that won't make the shirt...

Needs Parachutist's Semen
Nasty Puss-dripping Snizzpods
Noriega's Poop Slurper
Now Piss Slowly (into my mouf) *garrrgle* *garrrgle*
Nigga Please! Sheeeeet.
Now Playing... Shitfacedcocksmokingassgarglingdonkeydicksuckingbarbarastreisand!



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Abbie Mashaal
Skydive Idaho
Snake River Skydiving
TandemBASE

[321seeya 0]

No Patience w/Skydiving

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

[321seeya 0]

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Youcould have some real fun if you did something like:

"Free BASE!!!
(From NPS Restrictions)"

Free basing is a crime ..... Base Jumping is not

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

[dmcoco84 4]

Never Popular Shitheads
Niggers Pullin Shizat
Nerdy Park SOB’s

[pope 0]

Negativity Promotes Stalinism

[Tyrion 0]

National anti-Parachutist Service

[eb66to77 0]

Neanderthal Perspective Service
Nonsensical Pretentiousness Society

This is really not nice. These guys already didn't have what it takes for real law enforcement and now they have this working against them bringing back all those memories of getting beat up by people that would eventually turn into BASE jumpers or anyone not happy with a mundane life of walking around looking at trees and telling campers that "Only you can prevent moronicy"..I mean forest fires.

Quote

Justice: You have a link to the agency?
Federal Wildlife Marshal: Yeah I wasn't good enough to make it in. Why the hell do think I became a federal wildlife marshal!?-Quote from Jay and Silent Bob