base428 1 #1 August 30, 2005 I'm putting the finishing touches on a cool new T-shirt for Bridge Day and I need your help. I've got about 20+ alternate acronyms for "BASE", but I need a few more for "NPS". Here are a few for "BASE": -Best Adrenaline Sport Ever -Bodies Are Shattered Eventually Here is one for "NPS": -No Parachutes Sucka! If anyone can add to the NPS acronyms, please post it here or email me. Many thanks.(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #2 August 30, 2005 Needs Pussy Severely BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #3 August 30, 2005 No Protection or Service"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thijs 0 #4 August 30, 2005 National pussy(ies) squadron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #5 August 30, 2005 Nanny Police State Not Practicing Sanity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #6 August 30, 2005 Need Permission Skydive BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Basedude 0 #7 August 30, 2005 No Phun Squad No Permits Sold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilivan 0 #8 August 30, 2005 Never Play Safe Nice Paunch Sir!"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveO 0 #9 August 30, 2005 I vote for Basedude's , "No Permits Sold"."When it comes to BASE, I'll never give advice, only my opinion" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wwarped 0 #10 August 30, 2005 their goal: Natural, Parachute-free Sky DON'T PANIC The lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. sloppy habits -> sloppy jumps -> injury or worse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #11 August 30, 2005 Hey Jason, This is just a suggestion, but you, because you are the organizer of Bridge Day, might want to stay above stuff like this. You still have to deal with the Bridge Day Commission, a body that might lean toward the NPS once we start throwing around the word, "pussies." Sure, I know how frustrated and betrayed you must feel, but, at Bridge Day you are our front man, the liaison between us and everyone else. We'll take care of dirty work, you should just think of keeping yourself in a position somewhere between heaven and hell, while staying effective and viable . . . Yeah, I know it sucks, but that's the price you pay for the job you asked for . . . You know they count on the Bridge Day organizer to implode and then they start anew on the next one, all the while the agenda of the NPS rolls merrily along. Let’s break that cycle . . . NickD BASE 194 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #12 August 30, 2005 I have a feeling that Jason was looking for "nice" acronyms for NPS like his example "No Parachutes Sucka!" As in...if you don't have a parachute open that would suck! I think everyone just took it as a NPS bashing session. Edit to add: How about NPS - Need (new) Pair of Shorts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base428 1 #13 August 30, 2005 No worries, I would never use the "p" word on a T-shirt anyway. I'm just looking for one cool NPS acronym to put on a T-shirt for a side project. And I think you'd find many members of the Bridge Day Commission that are not fond of the NPS. Regardless, thanks for the tips.(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cornishe 0 #14 August 30, 2005 Nazi Park Soldiers Never Parachuting, Sorry. Not Parachuting Soon Negating Public Service editing that last one to... Neglecting Public Service Jason - I'm going to phone you tonight. .Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #15 August 30, 2005 QuoteNot Parachuting Soon Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #16 August 30, 2005 QuoteNazi Park Soldiers Never Parachuting, Sorry. Not Parachuting Soon Negating Public Service Jason - I'm going to phone you tonight. AAAAHHHHH!!!! He's back!!! You've been un-banned Abbie!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #17 August 30, 2005 Nice Parachute Sir......Now heres your 2000.00 fine and by the way...Gimme your rig..... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 August 31, 2005 Youcould have some real fun if you did something like: "Free BASE!!! (From NPS Restrictions)" My wife is hotter than your wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cornishe 0 #19 August 31, 2005 QuoteAAAAHHHHH!!!! He's back!!! You've been un-banned Abbie!?! Fuck ya, muthafuka! Now here's the one's that won't make the shirt... Needs Parachutist's Semen Nasty Puss-dripping Snizzpods Noriega's Poop Slurper Now Piss Slowly (into my mouf) *garrrgle* *garrrgle* Nigga Please! Sheeeeet. Now Playing... Shitfacedcocksmokingassgarglingdonkeydicksuckingbarbarastreisand! .Abbie Mashaal Skydive Idaho Snake River Skydiving TandemBASE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #20 August 31, 2005 No Patience w/Skydiving BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #21 August 31, 2005 QuoteYoucould have some real fun if you did something like: "Free BASE!!! (From NPS Restrictions)" Free basing is a crime ..... Base Jumping is not BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmcoco84 4 #22 August 31, 2005 Never Popular Shitheads Niggers Pullin Shizat Nerdy Park SOB’s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pope 0 #23 August 31, 2005 Negativity Promotes Stalinism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrion 0 #24 August 31, 2005 National anti-Parachutist Service Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eb66to77 0 #25 August 31, 2005 Neanderthal Perspective Service Nonsensical Pretentiousness Society This is really not nice. These guys already didn't have what it takes for real law enforcement and now they have this working against them bringing back all those memories of getting beat up by people that would eventually turn into BASE jumpers or anyone not happy with a mundane life of walking around looking at trees and telling campers that "Only you can prevent moronicy"..I mean forest fires. Quote Justice: You have a link to the agency? Federal Wildlife Marshal: Yeah I wasn't good enough to make it in. Why the hell do think I became a federal wildlife marshal!?-Quote from Jay and Silent Bob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites