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I've been to New Zealand once before many years ago and I loved it. I was there this time of year and it was quite cold as its your winter. I'd personally prefer to go to a boogie in NZ during your summer (our winter). You'd also eliminate competing with so many other boogies during our summer months. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I got my Droid X on Friday and love it! The size doesn't bother me at all. I like the larger size (but what girl doesn't?) Its lighter than the blackberries that my friends have. I bought the mount for the car and used the GPS today. Worked great. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Just so long as I don't have firecrackers singe my hair again like they did at Fitz Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I'm at a loss for words. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Nope, it's just similar to the term, "don't piss in your own pool". Yeah....but there is not one guy...she has known for months if not years....who she knows inside and out, knows his bad and good and shares the same passion as her.....and she is going out on a blind date? And with a dorky guy never the less.... WOW! You ladies make it too easy sometimes. One it gives dumb asses like this guy a chance to get in with what appears to be with a very nice girl. And two....proves women have no clue what they want. Theory...and this is just a theory. A woman will go out of her way to date a moron just so she can have something to bitch about to her friends. (I actually had a girl tell me she was upset because she had nothing bad to say about her date with me...and was a little upset by that.) The guy is a dumb ass...zero class....and this is comming from me. MOVE ON! Find a nice guy you know and hint that you would really like if he invited you over for dinner at his place. Wow! There are plenty of dumb asses with zero class at plenty of DZs. They aren't all wuffos. And besides, there aren't any men at my DZ that I would consider dating, and if there was I would think really long and hard about it. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I think the risk being addressed by the fire department is the risk of being sued. I'm sure it seems like common sense to wear protective gear in a potentially harmful situation, but if one of the fire fighters gets injured and says, "well, they didn't tell me I had to wear it" there's a lawsuit in the making. If the policy is in place and the fire fighter doesn't follow policy, then fault is on him. So while it is going to cost the taxpayer money to develop and implement, in the longer run it is cheaper than one or more multi-million dollar lawsuits. Unfortunately we now live in a CYA society. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I'm with you on this one ... you definitely offer to split the tab. Even if it's not accepted, offering is the right thing to do. That said, there are SO many signs that this guy is passive-aggressive, including throwing the money back in Karen's face. Move on, Karen. Passive-aggressive people are a drain on your life. I didn't get into any of the details of paying for the tab, but he made a point to make it clear he was paying for dinner. I have no problem offering to pay my share and do, but in this situation it wasn't appropriate. The restaurant choice was also up to him. I let him know what the options were and the price range of each of them. I would have been fine with eating bar food at the pub and told him so. Later when we were at trivia I had one cider, he had two and got up and paid the waitress before she ever brought the check to the table (without my knowing). Had the check ever made it to the table, I would have totally paid for it unless he objected. It was also my intent to insist on paying the next time (I just hadn't had the opportunity to communicate that yet). I just thought it was flat out rude that he asked me (several times) by text first thing the next day if I would be paying next time or not. I never ask several days prior to a date who will be picking up the tab. I always assume I will be paying for my share. My issue wasn't with his being cheap. I meant that remark in humor. My issue was with his rudeness and behavior in general. Seriously, he complained because by 10:30 the next morning I hadn't already offered to pay for the next date. Just plain rude. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

You gonna be in LP baby? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Nope, I don't know which of his multiple personalities I'd be giving a second chance to. That door has closed. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Um, excuse me?? I live in London, which is supposed to be one of the most expensive cities in the world and there is NO WAY IN HELL I would pay $18 bucks on a starter. That *is* a lot of money. I agree $18 is a lot for a starter, but my entree was $18. My starter was a salad, only a few dollars. I'm guessing my share of the tab was around $25, including my iced tea. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Okay, the women may flame me for this, but I say never spend a lot of money of the first date. Casual dinner, maybe a movie, but you're setting the bar, and expectations, too high. The first date is a "get to know ya" time, not the Senior Prom. Keep it light and easy.

Dude, I totally went Matrix on his ass and dodged a bullet! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Bwahahahahahhahahaha *takes breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha This guy was way too tall to be Shah, but maybe a cousin? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Honey, I've been single for almost three years now. Totally a peeve of mine. I always use proper grammar when texting. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

No worries there! I know I totally dodged a bullet. I've got my running shoes on. Especially after an email response I got from him. I kind of felt bad for his social awkwardness and I sent him the following email: If you even care, here's my point of view in a nut shell: Guy is really excited to meet girl. Girl feels put on a pedestal. Guy is really shy in person. Girl wonders if it is her. Girl thinks maybe he won't be so shy next time at least the ice is broken. Guy asks girl if she wants someone to fuck her brains out. Girl is speechless. Guy says he wants someone to fuck his brains out. Girl is still speechless. Guy now says what he really wants to get hooked on someone. Girl is confused. Girl thinks this is really complicated for only being after the first date. Girl wonders if she should run. Guy says he normally isn't so shy. Girl decides to see how Friday goes. Girls hopes things go well because guy seems nice, but apparently needs to get laid. Girl is OK with this because she does too. Guy want to know if girl is taking him to dinner. Girl wonders if guy is joking. Guy says he is tired on Fridays. Girl wonders why guy made plans on Friday then. Guy says girl is aloof and not engaged and didn't ask him anything even though she did and could swear she was part of a conversation with him. Guy doesn't want to see girl. Girl thinks to self, did guy just blame ME for not being prepared for HIS shyness? Girl wonders what the hell just happened in the past 24 hours. So here's my advice, take it or leave it. 1. It probably isn't wise to ask a woman what she wants immediately proceeding a first date (try waiting til the second date next time, assuming it gets that far) 2. Unless the intent of your date is to hook up for a bootie call, don't ask a woman if she's looking to have her brains fucked out. 3. If two people are kind of quite, it is quite possible that both of them may be suffering from shyness 4. You shouldn't blame other people for situations they have no control over. His response: I'm no mooch, but I don't do cheap. Peace out! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Me too!

I know this is long, but this all occurred in just a little over a 24 hour period. I don't think I've experienced anything this bazaar since I was married to my bipolar ex-husband. So I went on a first date with a guy I met through a mutual friend last night after emailing and talking to him for a few days. We really seemed to click when we spoke to each other and I was looking forward to meeting him in person. We originally had plans to meet Friday. For some reason he originally thought he lived two and a half hours away from me which I didn't realized until he told me he found out we were only an hour apart. So when that epiphany came to light we planed to meet yesterday. Tuesday morning: Him: 8:55 am - I am excited to see u Me: 9:28 am - I'm looking forward to seeing you too Me: 12:07 pm - are you counting the minutes? (what can I say, I sometimes like to tease ) Him 12:08 pm - Yah r u? Him: 12:14 pm - Its ok if ur not but i am but im a big dork Me: 12:16 pm - Sorry, on a call. Definitely looking forward to it Me: 12:39 pm - tick-tock tick-tock Him: 12:40 pm - Aw i hop ur not making fun of me Me: 12:41 pm - Nah, just teasing a little Him: 12:41 pm - :) Him: 12:43 pm - *blush* ok i won't b excited ;) Me: 12:45 pm - You're allowed, I think its cute Him: 12:46 pm - Ok good lol Him: 3:11 pm - Man will tday end? Me: 3:12 pm - lol I was just trying to think of something witty to text you Me: 4:45 pm - are you chomping at the bit? Him: 5:06 pm - K officially on my way There are a few texts here about being stuck in traffic etc. that I won't bore you with. So turns out he was really shy in person. He would blush when I looked at him kind of shy. I didn't call him on it, didn't want to make it worse. I wondered if maybe he was intimidated by me. The night before it came out that I'm a skydiver. So I'm thinking, great, another guy intimidated by the skydiving thing. He did admit he was being shy and even apologized for it. In fact, he said more than once. We had what I thought was a decent conversation and dinner and then went to trivia. The whole team had a good time, but there were a couple of times that he seemed a little more reserved and I just attributed that to being shy and around a bunch of people he didn't know. Me: 10:13 pm - Thanks for dinner and coming out I hope you enjoyed yourself Me: 10:52 pm - btw, Shirley the redhead who sat next to me thinks you are "cute as heck" (Shirley is a 60 something year old pub trivia partner of mine) Him: 11:03 pm - So what did u think? Me: 11:04 pm - I think she has good taste Him: 11:05 pm - U were hard to read (I'm surprised by this and don't know how to respond) Him: 11:17 pm - Seriously were u even attracted to me? Me: 11:20 pm - Yes. did you think I wasn't? (if I could have expressed surprise in a text, I would have) Him: 11:21 pm - I couldn't tell. I thought u found me boring or shy Me: 11:22 pm - well you were shy. even you said that, but I didn't think you were boring (I'm wondering if he has multiple personalities) Me: 11:24 pm - if I had no interest in you I would have walked myself to my car (true statement) Him: 11:26 pm - I had a gd time tnite. So i want to b direct-what r u looking for? Do u want someone to fuck your brains out? Do u want a just a friend? Like what do u want from me? (Me ->) It takes me a bit to figure out how to respond here. If it had been a phone conversation I would have been speechless. He makes it out like I was this cold uninterested person, then tells me he had a good time and do I want someone to fuck my brains out. Seriously, WTF! I decide not to give a bitchy response even though I think I'm justified to if I want to. Me: 11:32 pm - I wasn't looking for anything specific. Whatever happens, happens. Me: 11:33 pm - What do you want? Him: 11:38 pm - Ok ;) i know it was a weird question just curious. I am curious what it is like to kiss u (ok so from fucking my brains out to kissing, maybe it was just a nervous tick kind of thing) Him: 11:40 pm - I want a friend and someone to fuck my brains out and if develops into more as time goes on than good (maybe not) Him: 11:40 pm - What I really want is to get hooked on someone (more confusion ensues) Me: 11:42 pm - were you expecting that to happen after one dinner? Him: 11:43 pm - No def not Him: 11:46 pm - No no i wasnt expecting that at all Me: 11:50 pm - then just let things happen Him 11:58 pm - K sorry for asking questions its just that even tho i found u attractive this was the first time id been on a date in a long time where i had no idea how it went. I couldnt tell if u were shy,aloof,not interested,i seriously had no idea what was going on because every time there ws an akward silence it just kinda reamained that way until i said something. U never really asked me any questions (wait, what? Who was the shy one? I guess I only THOUGHT I asked questions during that conversation. Guess I should have asked more.) Me: 12:04 am - I don't mind the questions. You being shy in person threw me. I didn't know who to take it and I didn't want to be overbearing by talking too much. I'm sorry if I disappointed you. Him: 12:05 am - No its ok :) (OK, time to call him on it) Me: 12:14 am - You do realize that you went from being really shy to asking me if I wanted someone to fuck my brains out, don't you? Talk about hard to read. Him: 12:16 am - Arg sorry Me: 12:26 am - and here I was thinking you needed time to come out of your shell Him: 12:27 am - Im sorry i was a bit shy tnite but im not a shy person in general Me: 12:38 pm- do you still want to get together Friday? (Yes, I am a glutton for punishment. Really I'm just too nice and wonder if he was just really nervous) Him: 12:38 am - Yes do u? Me: 1239 am - Yes, I was just checking Him 12:40 am - :) i had fun (wait he didn't know what was going on, but he had fun?) Me: 12:45 am - Good. There was a reason I asked if you danced. Him: 12:47 am - I suck at dancing lol gnite Today: Him: 10:34 am- How r u Me: 10:35 am - I'm good. Plugging through my day. Wed area always busy for me. Back to back meetings all day - ick Me: 10:35 am - how's your day going? Him: 10:36 am - Im gd thx Him: 10:57 am - So r u taking me out to dinner or cooking friday? (Did he just ask if I (as in ME) am taking HIM to dinner? I read text several times to make sure. I think he might be trying to make a joke) Me: 11:24 am - I thought we were going out? (he originally said HE had wanted to take ME to dinner) Him: 11:27 am - We can Him: 11:33 am - R u taking me out to dinner? (Seriously? He asked again?) Him: 11:46 am - If i dnt like dancing why would u want to take me dancing? I dunno fridays im tired and low key (ummm, then why did you make plans on a Friday? ) Me: 11:53 am - You didn't say you don't like it, but that you weren't good at it. A band that I like is playing on Friday. I thought it would be something you'd enjoy since you are into music. (He plays piano in a band and I have serval friends who love to dance even though they suck at it ) Him: 11:55 am - Oh ok cool Me: 11:58 am - I like to go out and do things after being cooped up behind a desk all week. (I'm also wondering if this is headed back down the fuck your brains out direction and put it out there) If you're looking form someone to take you out and just fuck your tired brains out I don't know if I am the right person for that. Him: 12:01 pm - Thats not what I want Him: 12:11 pm - I dunno u were so aloof and not engaged last nite. U didnt ask me one question about myself the whole night. i dont think getting together friday is a gd idea. (I concur! Not about the stuff about me, but about Friday not being a good idea) Me: 12:15 pm - that's funny cuz I could have sworn I asked if you cooked and about dancing and a couple other things, but I guess I was wrong. Guess I should have figured out a way to make you not be shy. My bad. Hope you find what you're looking for. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Its going to be a full and interesting house with Bolas, Lucky and k-dub staying there! Was I drunk or on crack when I volunteered to house you guys???? It must have been the leather chaps I was wearing. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Its going to be a full and interesting house with Bolas, Lucky and k-dub staying there! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

millertime24 said he was going to get some at the store on his base. Not sure which is cheaper, but I can always make more than one batch and considering this event is a week long, I don't think it would go to waste . I need one liter of grain alcohol and one fifth of vodka per batch. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Spreadsheet? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Not at all, its really yummy. But be forewarned, its dangerous stuff. It goes down like kool-aid.

Rock on! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406