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  1. Dear Doc; I broke my foot a week ago and i hurts, how much should I drink tonight? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  2. Stone Soul Picnic Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  3. I watched several of the intentional cutaways and was really amazed at the speed that the reserve deflated. If I remember correctly, the speed is a secondary benefit for the skyhook, the first being a more positive deployment based upon the reserve canopy being extracted form the d-bag and pulled to line stretch by the main canopy as the jumper falls away from the main. This creates a much more positive opening, and faster too. I was very impressed with the entire system. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  4. +1 Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  5. Let us pray: Lord, we thank thee for the delightful cleavage that you create, as well as the tasty tasty Jell-O Shots housed within. Amen. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  6. Thanks to the foot, I shall not be jumping, so, I am certain that there is mischief that I can get into. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  7. You KNEW I was allergic to dogs...... Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  8. That thing with the wading pool, duct tape, german shepherd, and spatula. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  9. Hand him a golf umbrella, point at the roof, stand back. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  10. I'm sad to say that The Gimp (tm) won't be attending. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  11. :) NICE! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  12. You picked a great DZ! You will love the people there. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  13. Just say Y*E*S! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  14. Pokerstar

    Pilots

    Congratulations! :) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  15. Friday nite - Prolly some Beers Saturday - not jumping due to the broke foot Sunday - St Paul BEERFEST! WOOOO Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  16. Pokerstar

    Clif Bars

    Which is why I buy 9 at a time! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  17. PM me the names, they can have that horrible gardening accident you always read about in the news ;) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  18. Pokerstar

    Clif Bars

    I just found the Clif Blocs, and they are awesome. There are about 5 flavors, and they have differing amounts of caffeine, are tasty, and work really really well. Much easier to eat than the Gels, which get all sticky, and are not as dry as the bars. Give em a try! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  19. Them are good eatin! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  20. Anyone you want me to slap around? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  21. O So, What time is that in Arizona? 5:17 tuesday afternoon. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  22. Best of luck and Blue Skies! Can;t wait to buy your CD! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  23. I won one of the scholarships - 3 free coach jumps! Can't wait to use them! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  24. I will see if I can get a cheap flight! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  25. LISA - Aunt Audrey is here! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---