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.....Your mom breast feeds you though a straw. ..... A hooker says " not on the first date". ....Big-Foot stops to take a pictures of you. Bob

Bob Crossman, Bartender

but that's a decision I made having done nothing but rw for the previous 100. Make an informed decision, that's all I'm saying. I hope you read this Derek Blue skies bob

Here's a pic of Kim (cloudi) hanging out in her little "fantasy" world. Rainbows and unicorns forever baby !!! Bob

I thought this was worth sharing.... We were looking for something "fun" on Friday morning to do.....We had a big inflatable "foster's" lager alligator just hanging out in the packing hanger. (yea, we stole it from my bar in a drunk'in stupor). So we organize a 5 way with 3 cameras. The plan was for two jumpers to hold the gator like an aff student and one more to dock once stable (stable? yea right!).I was one of the jumpers to hold the gator through the exit. On a side note, the gator had a big inflatable beer in it's mouth. Upon exit, the beer goes flying out of the gators mouth and my bud losses his his grips. WOW!! It flips me over and starts spining (not too fast). I'm holding on tight and thinking "someone dock and get this stable",spin,spin,spin. My bro docks and gets a huge smile and Yahooo from me.What a rush......then my other bro docks on us and we get about 2,000 ft of laughs . We break off at 5,000 and land intact. 10 min later the beer lands(softly) after 13,000 ft ... right near the landing area, great spot by the pilot! It was soooo much fun I have a decent # of jumps , but this one will always stand out as one of the most fun ever. Later that night, while dealing with idiot drunk ground-hogs at my bar, my mind would drift back to the morning gator jump and I would just smile and laugh. I would love to hear about any of ya'lls inflatable expeirences..... Blue skies Bob

We call that the "2 in the pink, one in the stink"..... Bob

There was a movie I saw, I the name escapes me....It stared Dee Snider as "Captain Howdy" a sick F*ck who was covered in piercings. He would torture people buy piercing them and hanging them from rings(among other things). He was trying to teach them to "open their minds" to pain/pleasure. I wonder if that strippers butt is now "open-minded" B

I wonder if an I.V. drip would be the answer for my ex.... B

Next time some f*cked up kid brings a gun to school and starts shooting everybody up, let's make sure no one openly prays to God for help, it might offend a "non-believer".... I wonder how many "non-believers" in the twin towers suddenly found God when they knew death was moments away...... I wonder who a "non-believer" prays to when their child has been kidnapped or is laying in I.C.U...... I know there is one God and I can't wait to go home and be with him. I'm still gonna pull though..... Bob

Wrap your truck in bubble wrap next time you go to work.....when everyone asks "What the hell is that all about?", simply explain the situation. be sure to park right next to the Jeep. Keep in mind bro, it is just stuff (nice stuff),but you know what the true important things in life are.:) Blue skies/red trucks B

with interchangable anal rings your butt becomes a little "play-doh" factory....... Hmmmmmmm......What should I poop today ?? star shape or spaghetti ?? so many choices... Bob

Now that's funny...... I gotta go change my adult diaper( only happens when I laugh or cough) bob

I thought it meant fri-sat-sun jumps.... please explain what each colomn is for...... Bob

)))))))))))))))thoughts and prayers((((((((((((((((((( Blue skies forever Bob

Thanks Dave...... Now everyone can see the "real" me. Bob