jumpergirl

No, No, No, your role is to act like you know what your doing but not do it and bitch at J at whatever he does and tell him that he's doing it wrong! Thats the right way to do it. That doesn't sound very fair. But I like it!

YIPPEE!! I'm so glad you're going to make it! I can't wait to meet you! We'll definitely make a jump together. Be sire to find us when you get there. I will be with J, also looking like I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh no. I've got a job that I like, thank you very much. Besides, I'm retired from that line of work. See ya soon , Andy!! I'm looking forward to see you again!!

Let go of the "she's a stripper" mentality and replace that with "she's a person with a job." Go out with her and see how it goes. Maybe she doesn't want to dance anymore and is working on getting into something more "moral." Keep an open mind.

My dad is the MOST awesome, wonderful, loving, kind, supportive, fun, and just amazing person. I love him more than anything and adore him like no one will ever know. I miss him everyday and try to see him as often as possible. He's my hero and I'm the luckiest girl in the world to have him for my dad.

She asked me to fill in while her and J are on the raod. I just do the days. She breaks it down by hours. Just doing my part. That's right. Thanks for the help Rookie. See ALL of you REALLY SOON!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they made love, they guy reaches for his cigarettes But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, he says to her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!"

Sex is always a good option.

SkyFest baby!! There, I fixed it for you!!!!!

You suck. Now that kitchen will never get cleaned up.

That's awesome. Thanks for sharing it with us.

Terrible. Absolutely terrible. I don't want to point blame on any ONE person. The parents should have a little more control and the kid should have a little more brains. The guy she was going to meet should be strung up.

That's very sweet. I think if those little guys are meant to be removed from their population, they will be in one way or another. If it is to be, it will be.

Hey no groping Jamie! Thats my job! Have you cleared that with J?

You can count on J and I to be on your SCR jump as well. I'm working on the couch thing for you...

That's awesome!! Congrats and good luck!! Maybe your motivation and decision to quit will rub off on J.

Fixed it... There isn't much sleep for me when he's snoring.

Upndownshop!

Aww... you're sweet to add me.

I'm sure the nice people who own the house you are staying in have some stashed somewhere. It may not be good stuff but it's better than whatever cheap ass domestic swill beer you're drinking now. Go find the hidden liquor cabinet. We brought the liquor cabinet with us. Just kdding... he knows we'll get some good stuff when we get home.

Absolutely, every single time. When I was growing up, my dad wouldn't even start the car unless everyone was buckled up. J doesn't wear one. Sometimes when he sees a cop he'll put it on, but take it off when he's "clear." It drives me nuts and I hate it more than anything. I would love more than anything for him to buckle up and be safe. It worries me.

That's awesome!! I can't wait to hear more about it, over steak and lobster of course.

What kind of fund raising... or maybe I should ask for what cause? As for your comment about us - like J said, when it's for someone like you, it's much easier to be giving and helpful.

LMAO!! That's not exactly what I was pointing out.

Look what we found!!!! Skydive Louisiana is the best!!!! Scroll down and see what he has under his "Interests." You'll love it, Lee.