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Ya Texas is a bit too much out of the way, I think. I got my travel agent friend to look into cheapest flights and in the end it would cost me roughly the same. As long as I keep it in cuise control it won't be too bad. My vehicle is gonna be my house at the Dz. I really don't mind driving. I'm pretty used to long road trips, and I certainly hate airports and airplanes.

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Gonna probably go down to Lodi Parachute Center from Edmonton, Alberta, leaving mid - end of March(ish)for 2 or 3 weeks to hopefully pound out some license action. Thought I'd see if anyone wants to tag along so I have somebody to talk to on the loooooooooong drive and ofcourse split the gas bill with. I'd be willing to go slightly out of my way to pick people up. No serial killers please. Take care.

Kraft fucking Original

Fuck what a douche! Who doens't know who Blue Oyster Cult is? great band! But what does that have to do with skydiving?

That is AWESOME! Thanks for sharing.

Remedy: take 2 melatonin pills, chug 7 beers, masturbate....you'll sleep just fine.

Walking the sea wall all the way around Stanley Park is nice and relaxing. Check out Granville Island if you like shopping. Gastown is nice too - it's the oldest commercial district in Vancouver and displays some beautiful Victorian architecture (good place for a few drinks). The suspension bridge at Lynn Canyon is really cool. The Aquarium is also very cool.

I would like to report that I am already completely over it. Went out with the boys last night, watched some sports, played some poker, consumed an astronomical amount of beer, then fucked the waitress. Her sister would have been better but I'll take what I can get.

That's fine. Somebody should. Just glad it's not me cuz I'm broke.

So I'm finally with a real sweet and relatively normal girl who I actually like, and I get burned. Fuck....At least now I don't have to get her a fucking christmas present. If only it wasn't winter, cuz a few jumps would make me feel much better. Anyway, I'm gonna go get drunk now...

That's fucked. School has never been cancelled for me in my entire life. Days where it was -45 C, a meter of snow or freezing rain over night or even hell freezing over, school was always on.

Take her to a comedy club. They are the best bet on first dates. You're both laughing, having a good time. You don't have to sit face to face and be forced to talk. Thus there are no awkward silent moments. Do it. Then do her.

People that drive slow in the left lane. Don Cherry

FUCK CHRISTMAS

Christmas trees are messy and a waste of money just like Christmas.

I'm at Eden but I'll probably be jumping at Big Sky a couple times next season. I'm holding you to that beer. I never forget.

I notice you are in Medicine Hat. Just make the trip up here to Edmonton to buy me that beer. Make it a pint of Keith's please.

DJ Tiesto feat. Andain - Beautiful Things http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=HfH9i-C9ico

My girlfriend won't let me take pictures of her naked body. Fucking bullshit.

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Beer, rye, tequilla, rum, vodka, and later some poon tang.

I want snow too. It's hard to hold an edge when you're skiing on gravel.

So apparently this thread needs pics of someone's gf. Well the girl I am currently dating loves tequilla and I have a big bottle for when she is coming over later tonight. I'll mix her up a few big glasses of tequilla melatonin. I'm gonna go charge my camera... *Relax, I'm joking ofcourse!*

Put shit in the bottom of their mailbox. Nobody likes poop on their fingers....well some people do.