Stuntbabex

Demerol is your friend. Nah... Demerol sucks. Nasty nausea... the active metabolites last too long. VERSED! Cuz the amnesic effect helps with not just the pain... but the MEMORY of the pain as well! I agree. Demerol gives me hives. F that. Congrats on the 100 miles, holy shit I couldnt do that. Now to club 100 baby seals...

Congrats Lisa! Yes those words ARE great to hear in court.

HAY GUISE WANNA HANG OUT?

I fall faster in mantis, and im not sure but I think others would as well because its less surface area and it helps you arch more. Correct me if Im wrong.

During AFF I learned not to lose altitude awareness. Shortly after AFF I learned a few things: 1. When going for accuracy landings, the windsock isnt a very good choice of target (broke the hand on it) 2. Never attempt to fix any problem with your equipment without a rigger present (self induced mal) 3. Dont pull low 4. Stay away from barbed wire fences! 5. Target fixation under canopy is bad

I particularly hate it. Especially in the plane.

Hahahahaha! I can totally picture your face as thats happening too.

Women dont give you a case of the nasty farts the next day.

Just because I have less jump numbers doesn't mean that there are others out there with more jump numbers than me flying like shit, hurting themselves, packing themselves mals, and endangering other jumpers. Ive seen some of this stuff first hand. Sure for most people jump numbers do make a difference. But theyre not everything, dude.

No. Jump numbers dont. The jump numbers you put down in your dz.com profile does though. It defines your status in the jump community. It overrides everything else about you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iweZ-o43wFU

Ewww I can see how having a pee-hole cork would suck.

When in amsterdam, I saw two guys riding a moped and they obviously were high or drunk because they ran straight into a pole. Then there was that little girl in italy who was throwing a tantrum and threw herself into a rosebush for attention. The random people in hostels who made weird noises when they sleep. Finding false teeth on the sidewalk in Manchester, England....the list goes on.

This is almost as bad as the time Target started carrying thongs for young girls.

Nice try.

Head-down swoop! ROFL!

Aww puppah aww!

Im not so sure about this idea. Theres a reason why the typical condom has the extra room at the end... to make room for the spooge so that it doesnt break the condom. It doesnt look like these spray condoms will be able to do that so I can see these things having a problem with breaking upon explosion. I wouldnt trust it.

Is it just me or was he wearing a mexican wrestling mask? (the very end)

I want em!

And freepack it too!

Stupid fucking blonde dumb fucks!!!!! your a dirty whore. Stupid jewbag! Go pickup a penny or something. You to must be married?!!!!! No, I turned down his proposal. To the OP of this thread: Bottom line for me is this... with an attitude like that you are definately someone I would NOT want to jump with. I dont have an AAD so if your crazy ass knocked me out in freefall, that would be the end. And im sure there are others who jump with AADs who would feel the same as me. Number one priority should be safety. Last on the list should be hot doggin. This isnt the movie Cutaway.

Stupid fucking blonde dumb fucks!!!!! your a dirty whore. Stupid jewbag! Go pickup a penny or something.

You should swoop the student canopy. I think you'd be a real hit at the dz.

Manifest: "No, you need to really put your correct emergency contact information. No proper emergency contact information; no jump." You mean you cant put Arnold Schwarzenegger??