Stuntbabex

He/she has more talent in the corn of his shit than ---- will have in a lifetime.

My collection is light. Just a protec and a mamba. Love the mamba.

That kid is an awesome tracker. I wonder how many jumps he has.

Whats a whuffo doing in the landing area in the first place?

HAHAHA! Look at that fatty! Get off that bike! You dont belong on there! You're not even aerodynamic

I already didn't have the highest opinon of RBAF. This stint just makes it even worse.

Get there early if you want to camp. The grass fills up very quickly.

Do the dicks someone drew in my logbook count as signatures?

Ive used a bong firsthand.

I think i'd rather use this:

I have something to add: And stop being such whiney bitches! Harden the fuck up. Geez.

In solviet russia, parachute flys YOU

I agree. Lodi is awesome. I have visited there twice now and never had a prob with Bill. I've done hop n pops and always got the plane leveled out and never once felt unsafe. Met some awesome people, there is a wide variety of different disciplines being practiced there from wingsuiting to accuracy landings. Plus you can't beat the price.

Gary's a jew.

Pics of wet panties?

I wasn't too affected by my first cutaway. I felt ready for it. Although mine wasnt a high speed mal like yours. Ive had nightmares about bag locks.

get a wingsuit.

I started at jump 17.

You know us Elsinore peeps. Out to ruin the world one helpless soul at a time.

Ive taken a 4-5 second delay unintentionally with my lightning with a mesh slider and it hurt. Will not try again.

Boo, you're no fun!

Im not gonna lie, if i jumped with someone wearing those Id probably laugh and give him shit for it.

Thats actually more or less the reason I did it too. It was just easier for me to keep track of the seconds and be more precise with my pull time. Guess that falls under the "scared noob" catergory.

You mean you don't remember giving me a talkin to about doing that when I was at lodi? I mean...uh.... that never happened.

I know youre talking about me.