Gato

I think I might have a theory: Along the lines of a previous post, the teperature of the room may be a factor, as heat rises and cold falls. In addition, I'd be willing to bet there's a noticable difference in humidity levels as well. My guess is that the most moist air is closest to the floor. Hope you feel better soon! Chris T.I.N.S.

Good for you! I believe it was Jack Nicholson who said, "Men are such cocksuckers." Unfortunately, there is no litmus test for whether someone will do this to you. Just don't give up hope, and whatever you do, don't let him back in to your "space." (I'm speaking figuratively, but the other applies, too.) T.I.N.S.

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May I ask what make/model sewing machine you guys use? T.I.N.S.

My apololgies; you were not the intended target of my rant. And I had no idea this thread was older than my niece! I was responding to the Reuter's story and your question "What think you?" I should have been a little more clear. For what it's worth, for those who've read this thread this far and need to be reminded here's what Cornholio's post said: I could not agree more. Very well put! T.I.N.S.

I am a native Texan, and as such, God has given me the right to chime in on this bullshit. Natalie has nothing to apologize for because Gorge W. Bush is not from Texas! He may have campaigned and been elected governor at one time, but he wasn't born there. As I understand it, he was born in Conneticut. He therefore has no credibility as a Texan. In the beginning, I wanted to like him, I really did; he is the spitting image of my late granddad, whom I adored. Imagine my horror when I realized someone who looks so much like someone I loved turns appears to be such an incompetant fool. One question: What do you suppose would have happened if Bill Clinton's administration had done what Bush's has? Any one of us can say what ever the hell we want about anyone we choose. Does that right come to an end because you are in front of an audience? True, you may have a greater responsability because of that position, but come on, people. These are country musicians we're talking about here. We shouldn't be putting that much stock in what they say, and they certainly shouldn't be role models for youth, unlike pro athletes. Oh, and as to how you might feel after reading this post, I have two personalities that would reply: Non-Regional Humanist: "Sorry if I offended you with my opinions, I just needed to rant a bit. Thanks for listening." Native Texan, of Scottish Descent: "Kiss my ass if you don't like it. Now give me my Native Texan license plate before I put my boot up your ass." El Gato Edited to add: By the way, does anybody know how many times her life was threatened? Chicken shit, if you ask me. (I know you didn't.) T.I.N.S.

Yes - the most basic of intimate multitasking: (Gently) throwing the cat off the bed without delaying someone else's "peak moment." I don't like being stared-at when I'm rockin' the Colonel Angus. T.I.N.S.

I want Waltappel to be my jumpmaster for the rest of my life. T.I.N.S.

Try steaming some with onions, potatoes, and carrots, and give the whole mixture a toss in a bowl with some salt, pepper, and a little olive oil or unsalted butter. I despised brussel sprouts before having them this way. The simpler, the better, yes? It is best to use baby red or Yukon gold potatoes for steaming; russets with the sprouts will result in a huge fart fest. Cheers, Dave! T.I.N.S.

People see what they want to see. I say, as long as we don't have to look at his nipple(s), let the boy play. T.I.N.S.

I can't possibly know that until you tell me. T.I.N.S.

Autoset - IDENTIFY YOURSELF, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! Your questions tend to be filled with "What if?" scenarios. I understand, as do we all, how your mind can be filled with all the possible ways this sport can kill you. These questions should first be directed to your instructors at your home dropzone. No one here really wants to be responsible for you burning in, and the way you ask some questions, you are setting yourself up to get an irresponible reply. What you are asking about here is a matter of priority. Simply put, you don't EVER deliberately try to land a malfunctioned main - that's what your reserve is for. If you have a lot of trouble making tough decidions under a lot of pressure, you may want to reconsider getting involved in skydiving. There is no way to prepare for what you don't know you don't know. You know? If, on the other hand, you are determined to overcome your fears and doubts, I'd recommend you start with a tandem jump. If you are too wrapped up in the "what if's" you will never have fun, though. Would you please fill out your profile? I'm not trying to attack you, but I'm starting to think you might be a troll for the FAA, or some reporter, and you should know you are developing a reputation for being a shit-stirrer. None of this is meant to be an attack, so please don't take it as such. Since your profile isn't filled out, it could be said that you don't exist yet, and someone who isn't really here can't really be attacked, right? Good luck. Go jump. Edited to add: By the way, read this: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1448166;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread T.I.N.S.

Hey Dave - Would you let a sommelier select a good tequila? T.I.N.S.

Sommeliers are salespeople just like waiters and waitresses. I worked at a 5-star place when I was in my 20s, and we always had one on fridays and saturdays, and I think we had 3 that would rotate in and out. I personally know a Master Sommelier (Doug Frost, KC), and I can tell you that no one becomes one without truly wanting to, and most of them are very excited about wines. They're also very into introducing folks to their favorites, which tend to be expensive, but not always. Sometimes you do meet the occaisional jerky wine snob, but most I've met are really cool people. T.I.N.S.

I'll give her a Sybian as soon as I get a second mortgage on my house. T.I.N.S.

"The Rabbit" for her, no question. Expensive, yes. Effective? YES. http://trustedpleasures.com/cart.php?type=prod&prod=16479 I'll have to get a TongueJoy and surprise her with it one night - thanks for the tip! T.I.N.S.

You are not diabetic, are you? If you are not sure, get yourself checked out asap. Ketones on your breath can be mistaken for halitosis, and are a sign of diabetic crisis which can result in a coma. Best of luck, Gato T.I.N.S.

I fell in love with my wife again the moment the door opened on my very first jump (which she bought for me). I loved the jump, and this may sound cheesy, but she became so totally precious to me at that moment, and I couldn't wait to get back down to see her again. We'll be celebrating 10 years together this year, and although she doesn't know it yet, I've been planning for us to renew our vows on our anniversary. We didn't have our families around when we actually got married, so this will be cool for us both. Congratulations jceman!! You are an inspiration to righteous dudes everywhere! Gato T.I.N.S.

I wish I could disagree with you. T.I.N.S.

Cool - I'm looking forward to my gig tonight (on the Plaza). Hopefully the cloud will have disspated by then. T.I.N.S.

What part of town are you in, man? I'm in the old northeast area, it cleared us by 2 miles at least. T.I.N.S.

Check out what's going on down the street from my house: http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/10955838/detail.html The news crews are losing their minds. I'm in a safe area, as the uppers are sending it away. Hope all the rest of my KC family is ok. T.I.N.S.

Cool - I'm going see if I can find a DZ that has a Porter with a trap door. That sounds like something cool and unsual to do once I'm able to solo jump. I'd bet a wingsuit exit that way would be awesome. Do Porters have a decent climb rate and ceiling? Just curious. T.I.N.S.

If they pass an ipod law, they need to pass (more) cell phone laws, radio and cd player laws, and what ever is distracting us 10 years from now. I'd like an non-ipod section at my favorite restaurant now, 'cause I'm starting to feel the effects of second-hand pod. I once tried going out on my Rollerblades with a little armband radio, and within 2 or 3 minutes, I couldn't take the distraction (too many hills and stop signs.) Actually scared the shit out of me, not being able to hear anyone approaching. Maybe we should have what could be called a "Cognitive Awareness Law." Under this law, whenever you are doing anything requiring movement, you must be fully awake and aware in the present moment, focusing your attention sharply, and no unrelated electronic devices are permitted. Punishment for breaking the Cognitive Awareness Law starts with forced nightly meditation and you lose your ipod and cell for a week. T.I.N.S.

Yeah - I zoomed in on the tail and saw that logo, and I was wondering if that was just for the movie. The trap door sounds like fun! Do you know if they've been retired? It'd be a wacky-ass thing to be able to lease it for a small boogie, kind-of like renting the "Back to the Future" nuclear DeLorean for your birthday, you know? T.I.N.S.