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ha ha, man i didn't know we could coin each other outside of work, i got a four star that only one person in my unit can trump, bastard got the SMA's coin. if it were me i'd take my dog skydiving, dunno if she'd like it, german shepards are big ass dogs Fly it like you stole it

man right now i can only think about skydiving, gotta lot of ambitions for skydiving and havent even been through AFF, but eventually ill get there just gotta get shipped back breathing first and then i'll be kosher, freestyle looks appealing and hopefully i have something to offer the world of skydiving, but can someone enlighten me as to why executing diferent positions while falling is so difficult? im most afriad of something happening to the canopy while moving around vigorously, to me with no experienc eit seems like ot would be easy to put myself in different positions, but again i dont even know how to track or spin or the dynamics of any of it yet... sorry its the noob in me Fly it like you stole it

i think i'd make a good freestyler, right now i'm an avid break dancer so i'm pretty damn flexible and can execute a lot of aerial moves, barrel rolls, flares, flare windmills, and popcorn and pop 190's, all of this is prolly dragon speak to you all but those are some pretty difficulty moves, even when bound by the ground, i'm sure they would be much easier in the sky, that and i used to be on gymnastic team in high school. chicks dig gymnasts and flexible guys Fly it like you stole it

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i found one once in a box of cracker jacks then mom took it from and told me to go play out side Fly it like you stole it

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anyone know of any myspace groups for skydivers? so far i've found skydiving junkies http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100996171&Mytoken=14E5A3D4-E879-60F3-391794C751F7230C35305648 just skydiving http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100016539&Mytoken=14E5A3D4-E879-60F3-391794C751F7230C35305648 blue skies http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100002196&Mytoken=14E5A3D4-E879-60F3-391794C751F7230C35305648 skydivers unite http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100014926&Mytoken=14E5A3D4-E879-60F3-391794C751F7230C35305648 and of course the golden knights http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=102296107&Mytoken=CCB1FB9B-E436-1335-E6EA14042865DAF935093029 lemme know if you guys know of any others Fly it like you stole it

the army issued us dogtags that we can keep our entire medical history on, but are saying that you would put your medical history on the internet publicly? like imprint a website on a dogtag? Fly it like you stole it

http://www.fallschirmspringen-saar.de that sites all in german but they have a beautiful dz and very presonal training, reasonable rates, but they only jump on the weekends, its located in an area known as saarlious-duren, ask for sebastian, great view from above and good winds Fly it like you stole it

-I guess they are going to start charging pilots with a crime when they bomb the wrong target as well they do, usually whne a bombadier misses his mark and causes unintentional damage or loss of life, that person usually goes to jail for neglect, it doesnt happen very often but every once in a while it happens, bombs these days are so far technologically advance they almost find the targets on thier own, and if some service members did lose it and smashed o bunch of people let the government handle it, we do punish our own quite comprably to civilian authoritie, i know in germany when you get pulled over or commit a crime you have to answer to both the german consulate and the MPs as a soldier, Its hard to say what may or may not have happened without actually being their, like you said war is hell, and things happen hier taht make you want to go on a killing spree, one time a car bomb detonated next to us while we were on patrol, 8 soldiers who i knew on a brotherly level were killed taht day, after i got done treating the living i was so angry and there was this one iraqi who happened to be in the vicinity when it detonated, he was cuffed and laying on the side of the road, man as soon as i was done treating i started running towards that dude chambering a round and aiming dead for him, my buddy tackled me and slapped e around a bit, but i was dead set on blowing that guys head off. now i dont get angry abou it anymore, you just say to yourself what a dumbass, glad i didnt do that Fly it like you stole it

-Did I say anything about Bush? No and niether did I thats a whole other topic thats being reserved for after he leaves office -What percentage of Iraqi's vs. US troops do you treat, on average? Don't know how tht relevant but, i cant give you a "HARD" number but on average i treat far more iraqis than coalition forces, and its not us taht hurting these people, right now there are these "death squads" that were dealing with right now and there are the ones who bomb market places, and car bomb busy intersections, and drive bys, and on an on it goes, but look the point is that most of the violence here comes from iraqi on iraqi violence, and foriegn fighter on iraqi violence, you hear about it all the time on the news, "twenty iraqis were killed and 12 injured today at a busy city square in iraq" and thats alot of what i see here is the iraqis getting smashed, and the injuries are a wide variety of nasty, and then on the latter, coalition forces have uparmored vehicles and battle drills set out so we dont get hurt, i cant go into any detail about injuries of coalition forces and efficacy of such attacks, but i will say the insurgents are loosing thier edge, . . . . as far as blindng people i'd rather them have optical problems then them bleeding all over the place from a bullet, soldiers shoot to kill not to wound. one shot one kill and thats all she wrote. now i'm going to stop trying to defend our methods, we do whats necessary to survive and thats that, good day on this one peeps Fly it like you stole it

Umm... its a laser... any laser can potentially cause eye damage, but its not like we are pin pointing thier retinas with a souped up laser, its just a really bright green laser and the human eye happends to be very sensitive to taht spectrum of light, and for that matter any bright light can damage your eyesight, thats why we don't look at solar eclipses with the naked eye, and terrorists/insurgents dont have lasers and if they did we'd freak out on him and fill him full of holes, seriously, we dont even point our own lasers at each other and the iraqis know better than to play with lasers in that manner, and further more i have not had to treat one single thermal burn period here and we use the lasers semi regularly, hey while were on the subject of nasty war devices did you know the US came up with a device that makes you sick to your stomach and disorients you, but we dont use it because it causes internal organ damage, as i said before the government knows what its doing and isnt out to intentionally harm people, i hate the state that my country is in right now, i'm supposed to be fighting to give the people of iraq the basic human rights that democracy ensures, when on the home front i have a people who are so disconnected from the war that they protest slain servicemens funerals, mexican americans that turn my flag upside down and raise thiers above my own, the very whos right to free speech i defend would deny me life if given the chance, and i'm supposed to bring that to this crazy ass country, lemme get out of here before i REALLY go off on a tangent... and sorry no HBO for us hope it was good though, been covered from head to toe in blood more than once, not fun... out Fly it like you stole it

ok, right now i'm in baghdad, i'm a medic and i walk these steets every day and every night, the laser they decribed to you is in use here and comes in several different forms, one attaches to a rifle and another is a handheld laser pointer, they are not the lasers you are used to seeing, the beam is green as the human eye is most sensitive to that color... first off vehicles here arent even allowed to move when we are near them, they already know to stop or risk getting shot, and there are measures in place so that we dont just shoot and ask questions later, the US employs non lethal ammunition, we have beanbag shotgun rounds and nerf grenades ( 40MM foam projectile) and pepper sprays and those lasers, all of these are used in what is called escalation of force, and even then one must positively identify a person as a threat or one with intention of injuring coalition forces, at night it is dark here and generally we dont let the vehicles or civilians get within 100 meters of us and when its dark out and we shine the green laser on them they have no doubt in thier mind that they need to stop and turn around, they dont even hesitate, no matter how fast they are moving they will come to screeching halt and turn around... the US forces in iraq are experienced and know what they are doing, heck theyve been doing it for 3 years, we know what works and what doesnt, have confidence in us please, and know that we are not here running around like evil scientists with our evil green lasers chuckling as we point it at people, hahaha watch me blind this one... were doing a job here and doing it successfully and to the best of our ability and all we ask for is your support... hell if i were one of you ida been like cool more power to ya... lemme just wrap this up and clear the air... THE LASER DOES NOT BLIND PEOPLE, permanently or temporarily, it just makes them see green stars for a split second Fly it like you stole it

maybe i'm just a crazy fucker, and wih all my limited experience perhaps im wrong, but on my last jump when i leaned out of the plane and looked down i just got the biggest smile on my face, i was grinning like an idiot and even more so when we jumped, no i just imagine myself grinning like an idiot and jumping, felt so good, cant wait to get back home from this dump, NO SKYDIVING IN IRAQ!!! WAAAAAAA Fly it like you stole it

ok so im a little confused now, some of them have different gear? or is there a standard, anyidea what the try out gear is or is it your own rig? Fly it like you stole it

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can anyone tell m what disciplines i need to train in in order to be successful in the GK? I'd like to start preparing now while im still green. Fly it like you stole it

can anyone tell me what gear the Golden knights jump and train in im sure the army keeps them in good shape in terms of gear, only asking cause i'd like to get used to what ever gear they wear so when i finally qualify to try out i'll be more prepared Fly it like you stole it

theres a little place in saarbrucken, germany called flugplatz duren, i did my first tandem jump there, its small and out of the way but the view from above is great, but the downside is that they only jump on the weekend Fly it like you stole it

No they're called breast and the captivate all who care to gaze Fly it like you stole it

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch With the boink swatter Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove With the pork steeple Fly it like you stole it

"ok, now this time you be green and i'll be brown" or "be still... I think were being watched" OR "its just you and me baby, we'll start our own jurassic park and watch the royalties roll in" wheres the lizard lube when you need it? Fly it like you stole it

na the wifey dont want to jump , MORE JUMPING FOR ME!!! Fly it like you stole it

i saw this post and all the way to kuwait just to get this picture... now im stuck, damn you!!!!!!! Fly it like you stole it

they found my pistol, my aid bag however was covered in shit, and all the gear i own now smells horribly... of shit, man i can't wait to get back and start AFF, this is such crap Fly it like you stole it