azdav

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  1. Here's a little song for ya The sun'll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There'll be sun! Just thinkin' about Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs, And the sorrow 'Til there's none! When I'm stuck a day That's gray, And lonely, I just stick out my chin And Grin, And Say, Oh The sun'll come out Tomorrow So ya gotta hang on 'Til tomorrow Come what may Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya Tomorrow! You're always A day A way! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  2. How bout a Boobie machine, there is always a demand for those Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  3. Don't know ya but have a great Bday! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  4. No but it sure looks like Fastrax made quite a run at it. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  5. :10:0 Just some good fun jumpin although it got a little breezy on Sunday and I got to meet Krisanne
  6. How u doin? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  7. Here's my normal list: 1. Check out the scenery 2. Grab whatever looks good to eat. 3. Alcohol 4. Get cash back @ check out. Keep it simple Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  8. Don't forget about Cindy, she does a great job too!
  9. Whatever their serving at the Bent Prop, plenty of family there. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  10. Just walking down the street in certain parts of town with a C-note taped to my forehead. Works every time Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  11. Happy Bday, may you and your sweater puppies have a good one (or two) Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  12. Incest is Best Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  13. How 'bout Zanzibar...... .....or you could go with Gia, Krelly or Sunshine Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  14. azdav

    Caption Contest!

    Would someone please clean this freakin carpet.....sheeez Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  15. 35 min (tunnel) : 6 : 0 4way tunnel fun 4way jumpin Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  16. Repeat this process over and over till you've forgotten your question Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  17. azdav

    WTF?

    What's that got to do with my omelet? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  18. azdav

    WTF?

    How many does it take to make an omelet? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  19. I went with lowball and the other one Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  20. Clinical studies have shown that prolonged exposure to SKYBYTCH may cause anal leakage Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  21. I can quit smoking anytime I want so F**K OFF! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  22. They make me wear this helmet when I'm outside Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  23. He should be water-boarded for his terrorist like crimes against music and humanity in general. Then promplty wisked away in a black helicopter to the netherword. That's all I gots to say bout that................. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.
  24. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'. There ya go woman, something to think about while makin me a sammich! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.